You know your a bike whore when...
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For the non youtube people, we could sum it up as a british chick who has banged more than a hundred thousand people. but you really have to hear her tell it to get the full effect. She says she is ashamed, but sounds awfully shameless.
At least I no longer feel like a total ****. In fact, I may go ahead and rack up a few numbers. That lady said it's cool, and she seems like she's pretty straight.
For having banged that many guys, she sure isn't living in a nice house. And she claims to have traded booty for money? She is doing it wrong.
That right there is a bad businesswoman.
At least I no longer feel like a total ****. In fact, I may go ahead and rack up a few numbers. That lady said it's cool, and she seems like she's pretty straight.
For having banged that many guys, she sure isn't living in a nice house. And she claims to have traded booty for money? She is doing it wrong.That right there is a bad businesswoman.
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
For the non youtube people, we could sum it up as a british chick who has banged more than a hundred thousand people. but you really have to hear her tell it to get the full effect. She says she is ashamed, but sounds awfully shameless.
At least I no longer feel like a total ****. In fact, I may go ahead and rack up a few numbers. That lady said it's cool, and she seems like she's pretty straight. For having banged that many guys, she sure isn't living in a nice house. And she claims to have traded booty for money? She is doing it wrong.
That right there is a bad businesswoman.
At least I no longer feel like a total ****. In fact, I may go ahead and rack up a few numbers. That lady said it's cool, and she seems like she's pretty straight.
For having banged that many guys, she sure isn't living in a nice house. And she claims to have traded booty for money? She is doing it wrong.That right there is a bad businesswoman.
Why does a hooker make more money than a drug dealer......?
The drug dealer can only sell his crack once while the hooker just has to wash it and She can sell it again.
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How low must that guys self esteeem be to marry a hooker that banged 100,000 dudes? Also how lose must her vagina be? Bet if the wind blows and she's wearing a skirt it makes a blowing over the top of a bottle noise.
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
you know you're a bike ***** when you dont own or have never onwed or ridden a bike(by yourself) and say **** like " i ****** hate gixxers"
Last edited by HARK; May 30, 2007 at 09:29 PM.
da fiddy bitches!!!
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hahahah yah!!!!
LINK!
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Funny story about a bike *****....
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
Thats awsome...
Im a female rider...We pull into this gas station and theres a girl at the payphone crying so iask if shes ok...she says her man left her there and her car is across the bridge and she just needed a ride...Shes never been on a bike before and we had no xtra helmet..so i borrow my boys and take her over the bridge....BTW shes wearing a shhhhhooort jean skirt....No panties.......She gets on my bike and remember has never been on a bike b4 so she kinda throws herself on and climbs up the bike.....All her **** hanging out.....so some of the guys wanted to follow to stare...When we get across the bridge 5 minutes later she goes to get off the bike and does the whole Leg swinging wide open to get off all the guys were basically on the floor with there bikes staring sooooo hard....she gets off and gives me 20 bucks for the ride!
Then the guys get some water from a puddle and smear it on the seat and swear to me that its her snail trail....i was Freiking out!! How grosssssss.........So i made them clean my seat for me!
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Thats awsome...
Im a female rider...We pull into this gas station and theres a girl at the payphone crying so iask if shes ok...she says her man left her there and her car is across the bridge and she just needed a ride...Shes never been on a bike before and we had no xtra helmet..so i borrow my boys and take her over the bridge....BTW shes wearing a shhhhhooort jean skirt....No panties.......She gets on my bike and remember has never been on a bike b4 so she kinda throws herself on and climbs up the bike.....All her **** hanging out.....so some of the guys wanted to follow to stare...When we get across the bridge 5 minutes later she goes to get off the bike and does the whole Leg swinging wide open to get off all the guys were basically on the floor with there bikes staring sooooo hard....she gets off and gives me 20 bucks for the ride!
Then the guys get some water from a puddle and smear it on the seat and swear to me that its her snail trail....i was Freiking out!! How grosssssss.........So i made them clean my seat for me!
Im a female rider...We pull into this gas station and theres a girl at the payphone crying so iask if shes ok...she says her man left her there and her car is across the bridge and she just needed a ride...Shes never been on a bike before and we had no xtra helmet..so i borrow my boys and take her over the bridge....BTW shes wearing a shhhhhooort jean skirt....No panties.......She gets on my bike and remember has never been on a bike b4 so she kinda throws herself on and climbs up the bike.....All her **** hanging out.....so some of the guys wanted to follow to stare...When we get across the bridge 5 minutes later she goes to get off the bike and does the whole Leg swinging wide open to get off all the guys were basically on the floor with there bikes staring sooooo hard....she gets off and gives me 20 bucks for the ride!
Then the guys get some water from a puddle and smear it on the seat and swear to me that its her snail trail....i was Freiking out!! How grosssssss.........So i made them clean my seat for me!
soooooo sick!!plus on another chicks bike..priceless! 
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