You know your a bike whore when...
11-02-2006, 05:10 PM
#21
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
You know you're a bike ***** when you challenge a guy on a bike to a race in your civic, then follow him to the local quick stop to talk to him about how cool his bike is.
-Max.
-Max.
11-02-2006, 05:27 PM
#22
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by MikeM
you know you're a bike ***** when.....
1. you post on stuntlife, you go to stunt shows or (even worse) stunt dvd release partys but you dont stunt (this applies to male bw's too)
2. half the people in drew stones last movie have seen your ****
3. you bought a bike to further your bike whoredom
4. Mike M has seen you naked
1. you post on stuntlife, you go to stunt shows or (even worse) stunt dvd release partys but you dont stunt (this applies to male bw's too)
2. half the people in drew stones last movie have seen your ****
3. you bought a bike to further your bike whoredom
4. Mike M has seen you naked
11-02-2006, 05:43 PM
#23
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by aaronwilliams
went to take this chick for a ride today and i figured id start this thread. what gives away the fact that a bike ***** is about to climb on your back seat..
-You know your a bike ***** when you dont own a bike and cant even ride but you own your own helmet, jacket, and gloves...
lets hear them guys...
-You know your a bike ***** when you dont own a bike and cant even ride but you own your own helmet, jacket, and gloves...
lets hear them guys...
lol.... damn pa is loaded with them!!!!!!!
i wouldnt even know which girl to begin with?? it all started with myspace!!hahaha
11-02-2006, 05:44 PM
#24
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by KC Becky
will you take me for a ride on your bike...i'll show you my *****
you sure do know how to negociate!!!!!thats a hrad bargain but i would take you up on it!!!
11-02-2006, 05:47 PM
#25
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by YamaHottie600
well if you were myspace friend you would know 
dont take that!!!!just freind request all of her girlfriends then rub it in!!!:YEAH
11-02-2006, 07:30 PM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by BOB WITTMAN
you sure do know how to negociate!!!!!thats a hrad bargain but i would take you up on it!!!
Last edited by becky; 11-02-2006 at 07:37 PM.
11-02-2006, 08:02 PM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
you know a bike ***** when, the beeeach knows what a seat cowl is, and comes and just randomly sits on the only bike with a passenger seat.
I was on amtrak the other day, seen a beezie with a icon leather jacket on but had a walkman........... a walk man *****.
the bit(h had old tecnology for her listning pleasure, but a 278 dollar leather jacket..... I was gonna ask her for a ride oops if she rides, but I knew the answer would mostlikely be.. my boyfriend does, I just sit bit(h.
I was on amtrak the other day, seen a beezie with a icon leather jacket on but had a walkman........... a walk man *****.
the bit(h had old tecnology for her listning pleasure, but a 278 dollar leather jacket..... I was gonna ask her for a ride
oops if she rides, but I knew the answer would mostlikely be.. my boyfriend does, I just sit bit(h. 
i haven't. lets see 'em!
11-04-2006, 01:41 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
you say bike ***** like its a bad thing....if not for bike ****** most stunters would still be virgins..........lets hear it for the bike ****** !!!!!!!!!
11-04-2006, 08:33 PM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by old man roger
you say bike ***** like its a bad thing....if not for bike ****** most stunters would still be virgins..........lets hear it for the bike ****** !!!!!!!!!
Keep em cuming 
11-28-2006, 07:45 PM
#38
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Funny story about a bike *****....
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
11-28-2006, 08:01 PM
#39
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by Mr Incognito
Funny story about a bike *****....
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
11-28-2006, 08:13 PM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by Mr Incognito
Funny story about a bike *****....
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
She can have her panties back now , I'm done
