You know your a bike whore when...
11-29-2006, 07:34 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by Mr Incognito
Funny story about a bike *****....
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
11-30-2006, 11:16 PM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
The snail trail is hilarious.
BW = someone who wants to ride a motorcyclist and doesn't care about the bike.
Someone who will ride pillion with someone they A) don't know and B) have no clue if the person can even ride.
Brings a helmet to bike night, but no bike.
I wasn't aware you could be a BW without actually at least trying to fvck the riders. Learning is fun.
****** in general are people mistaking sex for acceptance IMO. It's sad.
I've seen a good couple hundred of them on CF. They come, invariably post photos of themselves crawling around in their underpants in front of a bike they've never operated, and wait for the leg humping. It's funny and sad at the same time.
BW = someone who wants to ride a motorcyclist and doesn't care about the bike.
Someone who will ride pillion with someone they A) don't know and B) have no clue if the person can even ride.
Brings a helmet to bike night, but no bike.
I wasn't aware you could be a BW without actually at least trying to fvck the riders. Learning is fun.
****** in general are people mistaking sex for acceptance IMO. It's sad.
I've seen a good couple hundred of them on CF. They come, invariably post photos of themselves crawling around in their underpants in front of a bike they've never operated, and wait for the leg humping. It's funny and sad at the same time.
Last edited by excessa; 11-30-2006 at 11:18 PM.
11-30-2006, 11:53 PM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by Mr Incognito
Funny story about a bike *****....
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
We were out riding one night, and a friend of mine picks up this bike hoe whos oogling over his goodies. She was wearing a short skirt, and hes like "thats not very good riding gear"...she said she didnt care she wanted to ride..so we take off....well we get back to where we were originally, and she jumps off, and she real quick wipes the seat off that she was sittin on....Everyone kinda acted like they didnt see it, but later that night were like "what the ****" so he pops the seat off, I grab it and smell it.....just what I thought....the ***** wasnt wearing panties and left some vag residue on his seat! We laughed at him so hard, and we ended up spraying his seat down with fabreez....
True Story...
11-30-2006, 11:56 PM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
GDP, I don't have any bikes I haven't operated.
I have bikes I have not operated well...
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
I have bikes I have not operated well...
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
12-01-2006, 12:08 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by excessa
GDP, I don't have any bikes I haven't operated.
I have bikes I have not operated well...
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
I have bikes I have not operated well...
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
bwahahah rep for that ****
12-01-2006, 01:19 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by excessa
GDP, I don't have any bikes I haven't operated.
I have bikes I have not operated well...
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
I have bikes I have not operated well...
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
12-01-2006, 09:03 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
It doesn't happen now that I got my new leathers, they're made for women. Amazing. Before I would end up with the man jacket and draggin jeans, and you couldn't tell what was under it.
The stella suit I might as well be naked and painted black.
The stella suit I might as well be naked and painted black.
12-01-2006, 09:14 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
True story... This pic was taken in PCB in march.You know your a BW when your wearing a leather jacket cause it's cold outside but riding in a skirt with no panties!! oh and snail tracks included! Oh... the good beach trips we had.
12-03-2006, 04:08 PM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by excessa
It doesn't happen now that I got my new leathers, they're made for women. Amazing. Before I would end up with the man jacket and draggin jeans, and you couldn't tell what was under it.
The stella suit I might as well be naked and painted black.
The stella suit I might as well be naked and painted black.
12-04-2006, 09:16 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by 1ST GEAR
True story... This pic was taken in PCB in march.You know your a BW when your wearing a leather jacket cause it's cold outside but riding in a skirt with no panties!! oh and snail tracks included! Oh... the good beach trips we had.
12-04-2006, 09:23 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by Tommygreenleaf
You got a chick that looks like that on the back of your bike, and that's the best pic you could come up with?
Didn't exactly think about where I had put the camera later on
12-04-2006, 10:36 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by excessa
GDP, I don't have any bikes I haven't operated.
I have bikes I have not operated well...
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
I have bikes I have not operated well...
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
12-04-2006, 11:24 AM
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Re: You know your a bike ***** when...
Originally Posted by MikeM
you know you're a bike ***** when.....
3. you bought a bike to further your bike whoredom
3. you bought a bike to further your bike whoredom
Originally Posted by excessa
****** in general are people mistaking sex for acceptance IMO. It's sad.
I've seen a good couple hundred of them on CF. They come, invariably post photos of themselves crawling around in their underpants in front of a bike they've never operated, and wait for the leg humping. It's funny and sad at the same time.
I've seen a good couple hundred of them on CF. They come, invariably post photos of themselves crawling around in their underpants in front of a bike they've never operated, and wait for the leg humping. It's funny and sad at the same time.
LMFAO.. yeah but the guys love it
Originally Posted by excessa
I love the chicks with their hair done all poofy and gigantic fingernails with doodads hanging off of them, high heels and a faceful of makeup prancing around looking for a "ride".
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
Or pulling up and having a curb monkey start to make her way over with the big fake smile, and then it slowly drops off her face as she realizes I don't have any ***** for her.
LMAO your great!! I'm glad that **** hasn't happend to me I would knock the b*tch on the ground...
As I was saying above...
There are a lot of BW with Bikes... they come in the store with a diff guy EVERY TIME!! you can't keep up with them.. it's like they bought a bike to impress guys... There's one chicken head that hangs out here.. one day she wouldn't leave... than some customers came in & she followed them (3 guys)... LOL its quite sad
