went to take this chick for a ride today and i figured id start this thread. what gives away the fact that a bike ***** is about to climb on your back seat..


-You know your a bike ***** when you dont own a bike and cant even ride but you own your own helmet, jacket, and gloves...


lets hear them guys...

 

bwhahahahahhaa i know a girl like that...

 

hah ahahaha

 

lololol... <-- that's all i gotta say

 

-you know ur a bike ***** when you dont know anyone on ur top 8's real name and you haven't seen any of their faces but you comment them everyday on how hot they are...

 

 

 

jeezzz i was just trying to be nice

 

you know you're a bike ***** when..... you walk up to a group of guys on bikes, and start your conversation with.... "one of my ex boyfriends had a bike, i used to love to ride with him".......

then the bitch ask if you minds if she hops on the back of yours with you, just to post up.

 

bwhahahahhahaa

 

the one with the helmet is genius.

 

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is this what you do???

 

well if you were myspace friend you would know

 

you know you're a bike ***** when.....

1. you post on stuntlife, you go to stunt shows or (even worse) stunt dvd release partys but you dont stunt (this applies to male bw's too)

2. half the people in drew stones last movie have seen your ****

3. you bought a bike to further your bike whoredom

4. Mike M has seen you naked

 

Haha, last ones nice!

 

This should **** of a lot of people.

 

there are alot of male bike ****** on here. most of them are in denial about it because they dont actually sleep with stunters

 

bwahahahhzhaahahah i think i almost qualify..

1. i post, go to shows, bartended a release party, & when i try to stunt i crash.

2. everyone has seen my ****

3. i bought a bike
4. i'll have to work on the last one

 

That's the kind of can "do" attitude that makes BW's great.

 

you might be bike ***** if you can Identify the bikes people are riding, but dont know which side you "give it gas" on....