> >
> > At last a smart blonde Guy gets on a plane and
> > finds himself seated
> > next to a
> > cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes
> > his move. "You
> > know," he
> > says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if
> > you strike up a
> > conversation
> >
> > with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
> >
> > The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it
> > slowly and says to
> >
> > the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
> >
> > "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about
> > nuclear power?"
> >
> > "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an
> > interesting topic. But let me
> >
> > ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a
> > deer all eat the same
> >
> > stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets,
> > the cow turns out
> > a
> >
> > flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried
> > poop. Why do you
> >
> > suppose that is?"
> >
> > The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies,
> >
> > "I haven't the slightest idea!"
> >
> > "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you
> > feel qualified to
> >
> > discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?
> >

 

more more more!

 

Yes! More please!

 

I knew your *** was going to jump on this one...the first second that you got/......

 

good one Spacey
lol

 

Did ya expect anything less from me?

 

Of course not ....

 

Ya shouldnt roll ya eyes missy...they might get stuck that way!

 

Now...that would be hot, wouldn't it!!!!

 

Hrmmm I dunno about hot, definitely would be unique though!

 

That was funnier than the joke