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Old Jun 11, 2003 | 03:06 PM
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some funny ****

why do blondes where mini skirts???
to keep there neck warm........

why do blondes where underwhere??
to keep there ainkles warm....

how do you confuse a blonde??
put her in a circle room and tell ber to sit in the corner.....

what do you call five blondes standing in a line??
a windtunnle.......

do you know why blondes dont eat pickles??
they cant get there head in the jar......

do you know why blondes dont make kool-aid??
the cant fit all the water in the package......

do you know why the blonde had a black and blue belly button??
she had a blond boyfreind!!

what do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you??
you pull the pin and throw it back...

there was a lady driving in the country and she saw a blonde woman rowing a boat in the middle of a corn field she turned around and got out of her car and started yelling at the blond lady in the boat " it is blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name!!! if i could swim i would come out there and kick your as*!!

there was a lady walking down the road and she saw a sheep farm she said to herself dam i would realy love to have a sheep the are all cuddly. so she goes to the farmer and askes him "if i can guess all the sheep you have on your farm can i keep one??" the farmer thinks a bit and figures oh what the hell so she looks and says "humm 84" the farmer says "well you got it you can get pick any one." so she picks one and was on her way out and the farmer runs up to her and says "IF I CAN GUESS YOUR NATRUAL HAIR COLOR CAN I KEEP MY DOG??"

man i can rip on blondes forever!!


Old Jun 11, 2003 | 03:15 PM
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just trying to have a little fun ****!
Old Jun 11, 2003 | 03:19 PM
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what can i say i am blonde
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