> >FIRST DEGREE
> > A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The
>wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
>"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband
>said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to
>know if the coast is clear."
> >
> > SECOND DEGREE
> > Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
>sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and
>says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let
>me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in
>the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
> >
> > THIRD DEGREE
> > A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
>buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
>door she finds him in the arms of a redhe! ad. Well, the blonde is really
>angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
>overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend
>yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're
>next!"
> >
> > FOURTH DEGREE
> > A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
>says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the
>capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
> >
> > FIFTH DEGREE
> > What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is
>it mine?"
> >
> > SIXTH DEGREE
> > Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
>government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was
>about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
>George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
> >
> > SEVENTH DEGREE
> > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
>and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
>The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
>patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the
>house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at
>the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her
>face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions
>stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND
> >policeman."

 

thats some funny ****!

 

hahaha

 

Hey, I resemble that remark

 

Sweet I loved it but my little woman did not can you guess why.

 

Pretty dam good ones.

 

resemble or resent???

LOL

Merry Christmas Cutie!!!

Smoootch!!!