> > >
> > > A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
> > >
> > > The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
> > >
> > > The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and
rolls
> > over to the window to catch a few winks.
> > >
> > > The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun.
> > He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you
> > pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
> > >
> > > Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
> > >
> > > The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer
you
> > pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
> > >
> > > This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end
> to
> > this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
> > >
> > > The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth
> to
> > the moon?"
> > >
> > > The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
$5.00
> > bill and hands it to the lawyer.
> > >
> > > "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
> > >
> > > She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes
down
> > with four legs?"
> > >
> > > The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his
> > references; no answer.
> > > He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the
> > library of congress; no answer.
> > > Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and co-workers to no
> avail.
> > After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
> > >
> > > The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.
> > >
> > > The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks,
> > "Well, what's the answer?"
> > >
> > > Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
> $5.00,
> > and goes back to sleep.

 

That's great ... LMAO ...

 

 

That makes me happy.

 

ok