still high. like whoa. must sleep now. out,.

 

Who do you think you are Mr slick rick ?
look at you trying to think of rymes all quick
come to our board and steal our thread..
somthings gotta be fucked up in your head
i think you need to go back to school...
so u can learn words and bust a real ryhme fool
you talk all these skills, see you in redline's traila
you may have been scrapin but It's my mothafuckin apehanga
as for this wanna be pimp johnny danger...
no one knows your ***.. your a ****** stranger
move to florida cause im mass u cant practice...
just wait till next season youll still get your *** kicked...
all those PRB bitches ****** reak
u know im just clowing see ya bike week!

 

my god what a morning, got up and drank coffee,
headache is pounding, feels like sombody shot me
I was thinkin today, I'd leave this **** to tizz-one
'cause I got so damn drunk, I lost my cell phone
I'm hearing this trash talked near and from far
heard DTE numba one scream we are PBR
thought this was high school, seein' his girl in his jacket
she's safe from me there, i won't try to mack it
got Rick PBR changin' posts for no reason,
if this was my country I'd charge you with treason
all that I'm doin' is bustin some *****
tony's all mad, says I'm to ****** tall
got bri dte, his fat *** on a fiffty
but I stunted that **** like he couldn't believe
his stoppies were ok, but his wheelies was junk
that thousand Cee Cee, is another fat punk
we tear up his house, and drink all his beer
we walk to the car got more 30's there
look around boys tell me what do you see
again bri's in the corner yelling, you know who I be

 

Whats all this ****... cant bust out in here
thats right we'll rip **** up no matter where..
your walkin around thinkin it dont matta us
kid get your *** back on the short bus
you think your a bad *** number one stunna
come battle this midget and ill ****** run ya
yea im short.. keep on smerking...
while im drillin your girll your in the bathroom jerkin
pretty soon youl be photo shopin your no handa
***** as bitch probly still believe in santa
Oh im coool look at me i got a PRB sticker..
shut the **** up you ****** window licker
uh huh its me the 5 foot assasin
try and bust one more time and youll get your *** kicked again

 

where the **** is this little bitch KB
you about as cool as a bad case of some STD
got little warts all up and down your *****...
you probly got them from crammin cams anus
im just clownin with everyone dont take offense..
im just bored as **** and need some suspence
i cant remember the web site where i saw your mom
i think it might have been blumpkin ***** dot com

driving to jays, look in the back of the rodeo
Dumbass tims singing and dancin what a homo
talkin all the way there on his stupid nextel
fighting with some knocked up bitch krystal
I hope hes banging my stupid ex girl...
if your arnt tim.. give it a ****** whirl
it aint that great... not a lot of fun
but what the **** .. at least youd get some
shes horrible in bed... maybe good for a BJ thats it
hell squat over her chest and take a big ****
you talk to her all the time tim.. i just act like i dont know
to be honest... i want you to hit that **** bro
violate her, tear up ervery orface
just make sure when you nut... you aim for her face...
i aint gonna lie she loves it in the butt
so make sure you drop down a hole when u pound that ****..

 

THIS ONES FOR THE LOCALS!!!!!!!!!


yea im gonna start killin **** in mass
when im done your gonna have to wipe your ***...
look at this punk brian gillis
best not even try to grill us
rides around in his 82 rustang
your whack if u think thats gonna get u some putang
just go bang that blonde girl jess
out of all the plymouth *****.. shes surely the best
everyone says she hasthe tightes little butt
too bad shes just another ****....
what about brians brother craig...
what is it about him thats screamin ***
probly cause he drives that gay *** 4 cylinder
on the 1/4 mile **** a stop watch.. get this kid a calendar
hi im craig and im all in love with ashley
"i need a cover up so the homo haters dont bash me"
no i didnt forget the fat **** in the town
****** neil and rice what a couple of clowns
drive around in the gay *** crown vic...
kill the whole menu at wendys.. damn yaall are sick
dave so fat he sat on the fiddy and popped a tire
the only fat **** around denies it.. what a ****** liar
neil you almost as bad as him and u want a 600 to kill ****
bet u didnt know 600 was the size not the weight limit
take a moment to think about what i said...
its gonna take a while to sink in.. thats why your in special ed

 

hi my names jay, I'm a skinny *** white boy
can't pay my bills but got lots of toys
ran from the cops and they beat my *** down
now I walk on my feet to get my *** 'round town
they charged me with everything they could think of to write
and my stupid *** lawyer says don't put up a fight
I'm a good type of guy, work hard for my money
Please Mr. judge don't **** rape me
I go to school every night, and work in the day
******* tony, please shut up, I'm not gay
I drink here and there, ok every damn evening
I don't smoke 'the pot' that **** is deceivin'
don't **** around, you'll be losin' your mem-ry
like teach's ***, got schooled at moto-gp
so that's my life story, besides ***** poundin'
judge told me last time, 93 north isn't louden

 

RM MC's dont **** around!
Bitches come running when they hear the Sound!
Of the Fiddy tearin up & down the block
One hand on a bud light, other on my ****
Trashin' my House & drinkin' the brew
Come on over, and knock back a few
The partys in brockton, havn't ya heard?
We got a block party, Beer is the word.

 

Listen up you ankle bitin 5 foot asassin
I got somethign to say and listen how I'm macin
It aint my fault you hung like a hampster...no doubt
Those girlies scream and run when you try to whip it out
Ok enough about your little *****
Yeah alright you can call me a dick
Now we can talk about you being a midget rapper
Holy **** your small, I take bigger ****'s that pile up in the crapper
Now we'll move on to tony's condo dot com
Register that **** already so I can post pics of your Mom
Now holy **** those pics of those young girls are pretty sweet
Thank god I saved em all so I can beat my meat
I may not stunt or hang with any crew
But I do know one thing this RM board is like a ****** zoo
This RM zoo was started by this guy Tizoneeeeeeeee
I aint got no beef he's always been mad cool to me
Cam, Jay, Dumbass Tim, Tizonee and Slam
What the eff can I say your all "The MAN"
If i forgot anyone don't take any offense
This rhymin **** any easy tryin to make any sense
Not bad for a dumbass hick from New Hampshire
One think I know thank god I aint hung like a hampster!!!
Peace out homies playa's balla's whateva you think you may be
This **** was brought to straight from the Motha ****** KB

 

jesus christ, am I the only one with some talent
tony's on my *** like he's tossin my salad,
write me a rhyme and show me some rythme,
****** ankle biter, gettin' so sick of him
slammed his girl once, and swore that I broke her
treated hooters girl like a 5 dolla hooker
I'm tearin **** up, gave RM some style
you should see the size of my DMV file
Don't think it's a joke, I'm really 10 pages
Now I'm in teach's basement, loading 12 gauges
you can step up to me, 'cause I carry a nine
won't break a sweat, it's not worth my time
you might want to know, some of this **** is true,
like my gun and my drivin, and I fucked hooters **** too

 

Im an icy hot stunna havn't ya heard?
Night time Im stunnin', day time a nerd
Crack a cold beer Up put in a wheelie
Chug the hole thing ya best believe me
1 handed drinking wheelie you have never seen
U'll want to lick my dirty *** clean
Ive got butt gravey & dingle berrys too
I dont wipe to good, havn't wiped in a few
Im a dirty Mo Fo I dont give a ****
I'll rape ya baby momma & sell ya a truck
My head hurts and my stomache is turnin'
@ my house all you smell is tires burning
Im outta here for now gotta get something done
Lets see some more rhymes, this **** is fun.

 

7 pages deep, this thread is off the hook,
muthafuckas from all around comin to get a look,
they lurk and don't speak, u know we all see,
ur just like a broad and squat when you pee.
this rhymeing won't stop, u know what im sayin
no talent *** ****** at home just prayin,
they wish they could drop lyrics like that RM MC,
but an icy hot stunna, they know they'l neva be.
im off like a prom dress, go find me sum tree,
like i say **** the world, cause the world fucked me

 

Last night over Jay's house was a good time
drank 30 beers & drove home....all the sudden that's a crime.
Now I'm at work ****** off again
trying to think a good rhyme before lunch at 12:10
1000CeeCee's girl looks like a librarian.
With that tattoo on her back, I'm thinkin about breaking her in.
Just kiddin CeeCee, I got myself a good girl
She's from New Hampshire, she's clean and good for a whirl.
KB is still fat, and Tony's still small,
Don't forget HesSoDrunk, he's always looking for a bar-crawl.
Cameron is a big black stoned guy
1000CeeCee's dogs and cats fucked up my eye.
Had to leave quick cause I live far away
My buddy Steve's shirt last night made him look kinda gay.
This **** on the messageboard is getting out line
Wait until next summer..... all your souls will be mine! :devil

Lata,
Bri

 

 

Bri's On FIRE!!!!!!

 

Bri that was ****** hillarious.

:rolllaugh :rolllaugh

ME

 

Loook at Bri tearin **** up there...
bustin a ryhme.. like he just dont care..
killin stoppies like a nut on the TTR
rollin em down the street way past his car
HesSoDrunk crashin all over the place...
Dumbass Tim flippin stoppies on to his ****** face
im trying to scrape the tail off the 125...
all i got in return was a big bruise on my side...
But everything was ok at the end..
cause we all know bud light is our best friend

 

all this **** with "bri_RM " and MOP is gay
your all pissing me off listen to what i have to say
i dont care if your the best stunter ever
"i can scrape or role the longest stoppie"...whatever
why cant we all just get along
drink some beeaahhhs or hit a bong
i dont ride for any one else or to be a pro
i ride for my self and just have fun...ya know
so stop all of this drama and just be friends
cause if stunters cant get along with stunters watch how fast this sport ends.
so i hope you all understand what i am sayin
so cut the ****** drama i aint playin

 

Well said

Tara

 

TRUE DAT!!!!!