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Jay Carnes 11-13-2002 06:46 PM

Tizone & Jay Freestlye!!!!!
 
Here is me & tizone board as fuck doing some freestlye. And, no. we are not serious.


me - "I like to drink beer
stick a whore in the rear
I suck on 2 wheels, but what can you do
take ur moms face & cover it w/ spew
I sell cars, my jobs legit
stetch out ur ass so my foot can fit
sit back listen & hear these rhymes
im only gonna say it 2 more times
im whiter than white, im the brightest honkey
Yo mother fucker is what they say when they pass me

ProzaK 11-13-2002 06:48 PM

u want me to freestyle.. fuck i cant even spell freestyle..
the only lessons i got were from eminem in 8 mile..
i was at your house the other day...funny shit
i busted a nut in your momma grill i couldnt get over it
WHile im kickin out ryhmes...
you walkin the street lookin fo dimes...
MOP's O gay one
should take his thumb out his ass and go get some
he ties dog chains around his girl ...
shit im gonna give that a whirl...
yo MR M.O.P give me a couple OC's
Ill hand em out to the Reckless MC's
Fuckin head looks like a pumpkin..
ill make your whore give me a blumpkin
Your a fuckin old time a
take the fuckin sand out your vagina..
while your out on your 1000
im in your crib givin your bitch a poundin....
strawberry shortcake is a usual sight..
then i slam it in her ass and make everything alright

Jay Carnes 11-13-2002 06:48 PM

hahah me again

TTR's & Fiddy's & raptors galore
I'll punch ur girl & then fuck the whore!
ToeKNee567: "my moms a dirty cunt, this is a fact
promise to donkey punch her, make that a pact
take a big old dump & get a BJ
Spin that one more time MR. DJ!

me more

dont wipe to good so i got some dingle berries
goin' to jr. high & popin' some cherries
Young, deffenseless & dont know no better
get over here whore, & take off that sweater
remember, you ain't nothing but a dirty slut
bend over the couch so I can hit ya in tha butt
aint no lube that im gonna use
break out the kitty litter so i can de-fuse
Pullin' ur hair and talkin shit
you gotta a fat ass, i must admit
gettin ur cherry poped couldn't be no better
damn bitch, can't ur pussy get wetter?
i dont care if ur 14 years old
Keep this shit a secret not to be told
I won't use a rubber when im hittin that spot
blocks my load that I just shot
In your hair & in your eyes,
im the mother fucker that yo momma dispise
if she gets on my case i'll hit her too
keep it in the familly, and get me a brew
got any sisters that are as fat as a pumpkin?
tell em to come down & give me a blumpkin
The rusty trumbone is my favorite thing
lick my butt hole like a chicken wing

**TIZONE**
OHshittt... we got Wink 660 in da house
Hell walk into your home and violate your spouce
hes into the girlies who got a hymen...
break em in the second he finds em
usually right when they get off at the bus stop
he runs over and tells them to make thier pants drop
but the dont know no betta at that age...
poor girls only in the 8th grade!!!
Slammed 95Imp SS: ight i busted a nut im out
wash t hat pussy, it smells like trout

ProzaK 11-13-2002 06:51 PM

Next up is HesSoDrunk
kids totalin fiddys left and right makin em junk
looks like a homo in tha leather jacket
watches gay porno while he wacks it
hes got this dumbass bitch named jess
trys to pay us all to bust nuts on her chest
Dumbass Tim says sure why not
I always wanted to tear up a balloon not
stuffs it right in her fart locker
then gave her the mother fuckin SHOCKER

:eek:

ProzaK 11-13-2002 06:57 PM

Dumbass Tim got some sluts in in the hizzy...
bangin em with no rubber he dont give a shizzy
got some crazy bitches bangin up on the door
better go the fuck away u nasty whore
kids thorwin back bud light like no other
i dunno where he gets it.. must have a diesel mother
kids a mother fuckin alcoholic trucker
failed his CDL test twice in a row dumb fucker...
but the fat kid with a broken tooth
can ride a fiddy like a mofo.. thats the truth
rollin bigger stoppies and MOP on streetbikes
must be cause their a buncha DIKES!!!!

what what

Jay Carnes 11-13-2002 07:01 PM

11.00 @ night bust out the fiddys
late night stunt show is off that hezzy
beer in one hand , other on the throttle
how the fuck do i wheelie & hold this bottle?
neighbors come out like what the hell?
HesSoDrunk is all bloody cause he just fell
Tizone 12's my TTR and makes it look easy
over comes my mom & you know she's sleezy
all my friends get to hit her spot
a busted old pussy and a crusty ballon knot
i wish i could slap her when i see her
all ways so drunk , all she does is slur
push her down out in my street
a fiddy over her head shit looks like raw meet
endo the fiddys through the pools of blood
im almost out, yo! tizone grab me a bud!
30 packs gettin drunk like whoa!
all because my mother the hoe.

Chach 11-13-2002 07:05 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ProzaK [/i]
[B]u want me to freestyle.. fuck i cant even spell freestyle..
the only lessons i got were from eminem in 8 mile..
i was at your house the other day...funny shit
i busted a nut in your momma grill i couldnt get over it
WHile im kickin out ryhmes...
you walkin the street lookin fo dimes...
MOP's O gay one
should take his thumb out his ass and go get some
he ties dog chains around his girl ...
shit im gonna give that a whirl...
yo MR M.O.P give me a couple OC's
Ill hand em out to the Reckless MC's
Fuckin head looks like a pumpkin..
ill make your whore give me a blumpkin
Your a fuckin old time a
take the fuckin sand out your vagina..
while your out on your 1000
im in your crib givin your bitch a poundin....
strawberry shortcake is a usual sight..
then i slam it in her ass and make everything alright [/B][/QUOTE]

WTF !!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HILIARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAMO LMAO LMAO

My fucking belly hurts .

KEEP THEM COMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Carnes 11-13-2002 07:09 PM

You got this faggot from MOP is a tissy
that shit your feeling is jelousy you sissy!
mad cause your boy tony got some skills & made it
Smashed ur gixxer 1K & had to trade it
3 MOP boys smashing into the wall
And a TL 1000 crashing i also recall
Power wheelies & burnouts is all they pulled off
Busted ass riders loookin' like sloth
you know that mother fucker out that goonies
These boys pullin' gay tricks out the boonies
Beatin' thier wifes & sellin' drugs
thats what you get when you see thier mugs.

WHAT WHAT!

Soumy16 11-13-2002 07:10 PM

haha that awsome Reckless mc's :D

Chach 11-13-2002 07:11 PM

OMG no he didnt !!!! LOLOLOL

I LOVE IT


ATTA BOY !!! :thumbs :thumbs :monkey

ProzaK 11-13-2002 07:31 PM

Welcome to tonys condo dot com
the place where i will bang your mom
the place where me and the girlies get it on
come on in check and take a look
once your in u cant get off the hook
look over and theres 3 bitches in the shower
look down and your pants are makin a tower
bitches lickin eacothers box on my bed..
you dont know what to do just so you grab your head
all these naked bitches makin u think
lookin over at 2 in the pink and one in the stink
some of them piss me off alot...
so i just put em on the spot
straight up shit on their slutty tits
and take pictures of them shits...
ill throw em up right on the reckless web
Oh shit now look whos the celeb
NOW youve seen the king of all pimps shown
TIZONE is the king of the baddest ass throne :apimp :apimp

For the record.. i am not a pimp :D

ProzaK 11-13-2002 07:42 PM

last one for now.. lmao this is fun




Rip Tides is the place to be...
take a trip down and youll have to see
walk in and the the prime plymouth ass
once you see it all youll never let it pass
grab a cold one and get down to the hurricane room
where the fuckin woofers are slammin BOOM
toss your bottle up in the air
and grab that bitches ass right there...
Fuck the bitch right there damn...
im gonna take the bitch that came with slam
stole jays girl tearin up the floor
looked at jay he was headed for the door
get all hammer by the end of the night
me and dumbass tim will start a fight
pissin on the owners escalade
he comes out side on a firey escapade
bouncers had to hold us back
i almost kick the mother fuckers in the sac
he came up and said he was was sorry
we let is slide this time dont worry
he came up and did what was right ...
motha fucka see u thurs NIGHT

ProzaK 11-13-2002 07:53 PM

who the fuck is this fag Crotch
just a no talent assclown who runs hit mouth to much
lives with his girlies parents like hes thier son
fuckin faggot ride a god damn R1
breakin his back all day land scrapin
i think him and O gay one might be datin ?
Drives this pimp ass red rustang
everyone tells him to get rid of the thang
kids banging strippers like a pro
fuckin loves him self a doped up hoe
Fuck writing this shit u querrr
im gonna go out and get me a damn BEER
:cheers :cheers

mmartin 11-14-2002 01:55 AM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by 1000ceecee [/i]
3 MOP boys smashing into the wall
And a TL 1000 crashing i also recall



:laughing that is the funnyist thing ive ever heard...
its so true hahaha....:rolllaugh

ProzaK 11-14-2002 02:53 AM

99 drunk as shit...
fuck it may as well take another hit
cant write....
cant type..
got a flat.. why bother
borrow a truck from my father...
pissed off... fuckin net sucks
lets kill adelphia... those stupid fucks..
IIM soo pissed you dont understand..
im about to kill some one with my bare hands...
fuckin pissed at the dissconnect...
if i found one of thier workers id break thier neck
25 ouncers all night...
im about to pick a fight

CAUSE I LIVE AT HOME IN A TRIALER...
MOM IM COMMOIN HOME TO YOU

Yo... yo yo....

went out with jay and mellisa.....
i fuckin drank so much beer i ran to the pissa
fuckin gregg drinkin some gay ass drinks...
makes me think hes got those lips that are pink
me and jay kill the 25 ouncers....
next thing u know we're knockin out bouncers..
tryin to figure out if the waitress is 26..
talkin bout stabbin her with all 3 of our dicks...
fuckin jay calls me doogy howser...
and im just thinkin bout mel and how im gonna dous her
with a big fat nut on her glasses...
i guess her and her 16 yo sis have the same asse
lil school girl mel drinkin sam adams light
im gonna end up slammin that bithc one night..
well whatver dick im out like a boner in sweat pants....
so kick the shit outta me next time yall have the chance..

ProzaK 11-14-2002 03:13 AM

WHAT the fuck happened to 660...
he must have been a big pussy
couldnt handle the bud light drafts...
hes one of them who dreams of shafts...
cant think....
need a drink...
im about to goto bed..
but i got mad thoughts runnin through my head..
Moto girls got some fake tits...
the kind that u just wanna shit...
right on..
bite on...
fuckin cillicone...
gives jay a bone...
i dunno what to think...
im gonna go find some pink
and fuckin kill it...
spill it...
its not tight enough for
for my dick cuz shes a whore
im just gonna leave .. and say bye..
dunno what to do... ill just go get high
just when i think im gonna fuck it
STUPID BITCH HAS A STINK NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo.. im out.. and my last few ryhmes.. i was durnk..
LATA..

whats your thought.. post em.. ryhme... u got lyrics.. tear it

hessogood 11-14-2002 07:36 AM

Little Tizone two inches,
got all the high school bitches,
piles 'em all on his bed,
then puts that shit on the net,
drinks himself to sleep every night,
please just one more bud light
stuntin bikes like a champ
makin' my moms panties damp
tony do a wheelie they shout,
but he can't he passed out,
here comes jay in a new escalade,
got his girl with him to act like a maid,
he smokes a tire and dumped his R one,
it don't matta, that shit is fun
he's blackin' out, it's gettin late
totaled the escalade, on a goddamn dealer plate

ProzaK 11-14-2002 09:48 AM

Jimmy Jammer dont know what to think of us
were like thos pimps from the bang bus...
riding around pickin up slutty little bitches..
tearin open thier assholes givin em stitches
guys ridin a twin that fat fuck...
sat on a fiddy and the mother fucker got stuck
pedofile dreamin about bangin 12 year old girls...
think about how he wants to give them all pearls...
im trying to think of whos my next victem..
anything they say will be held against them
guess it will be the black gay guy cam...
constantly lookin for mans ass to ram
bich faggot better stay away from me...
i aint gotta worry... fags soo stoned he can see!!

what what.. what what...

anyone wanna battle ??

Jay Carnes 11-14-2002 10:02 AM

nice one jay!!!!!!!!!!!!

ight - heres another MOP rhyme - must be a favorite of you all.

Yo MOP - Yo Wheelies Is Garbage!
That fuckin' Gixxer 1k ur ridin is a Salavage!
I can't remember shit xcept the bike bouncin' off the wall
Tizone & Reckless Methods Makin' fools of you all
Wishin' that was you XSBA
So you go back & snort a few lines of YAY
tryin' to live life sellin' Ocean Cruisers
Sounds like a group of wanna be loosers

ProzaK 11-14-2002 10:08 AM

whats up with that fag burtonboars 32
give him a big dick and hell show u what to do...
kids creepin the reckless board of messages
dreamin about big italian sausages....
thinks he can ride that gay little shwinn he has...
bring us out in the trails and ill hand him his ass
hand it to him on a motha fuckin platter...
give me a huffy... the bike dont matter
your moms so fat .. shes gotta ride a trike...
and your sister has no excuse... shes a fuckin dike..
you and all your faggot little friends
will i kick the sit outta them , it all depends...
for now i guess ill let u be dont break out the karate stance
or ill go ape shit on your ass and youll obviously shit your pants..


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