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Tizone & Jay Freestlye!!!!! Here is me & tizone board as fuck doing some freestlye. And, no. we are not serious. me - "I like to drink beer stick a whore in the rear I suck on 2 wheels, but what can you do take ur moms face & cover it w/ spew I sell cars, my jobs legit stetch out ur ass so my foot can fit sit back listen & hear these rhymes im only gonna say it 2 more times im whiter than white, im the brightest honkey Yo mother fucker is what they say when they pass me |
u want me to freestyle.. fuck i cant even spell freestyle.. the only lessons i got were from eminem in 8 mile.. i was at your house the other day...funny shit i busted a nut in your momma grill i couldnt get over it WHile im kickin out ryhmes... you walkin the street lookin fo dimes... MOP's O gay one should take his thumb out his ass and go get some he ties dog chains around his girl ... shit im gonna give that a whirl... yo MR M.O.P give me a couple OC's Ill hand em out to the Reckless MC's Fuckin head looks like a pumpkin.. ill make your whore give me a blumpkin Your a fuckin old time a take the fuckin sand out your vagina.. while your out on your 1000 im in your crib givin your bitch a poundin.... strawberry shortcake is a usual sight.. then i slam it in her ass and make everything alright |
hahah me again TTR's & Fiddy's & raptors galore I'll punch ur girl & then fuck the whore! ToeKNee567: "my moms a dirty cunt, this is a fact promise to donkey punch her, make that a pact take a big old dump & get a BJ Spin that one more time MR. DJ! me more dont wipe to good so i got some dingle berries goin' to jr. high & popin' some cherries Young, deffenseless & dont know no better get over here whore, & take off that sweater remember, you ain't nothing but a dirty slut bend over the couch so I can hit ya in tha butt aint no lube that im gonna use break out the kitty litter so i can de-fuse Pullin' ur hair and talkin shit you gotta a fat ass, i must admit gettin ur cherry poped couldn't be no better damn bitch, can't ur pussy get wetter? i dont care if ur 14 years old Keep this shit a secret not to be told I won't use a rubber when im hittin that spot blocks my load that I just shot In your hair & in your eyes, im the mother fucker that yo momma dispise if she gets on my case i'll hit her too keep it in the familly, and get me a brew got any sisters that are as fat as a pumpkin? tell em to come down & give me a blumpkin The rusty trumbone is my favorite thing lick my butt hole like a chicken wing **TIZONE** OHshittt... we got Wink 660 in da house Hell walk into your home and violate your spouce hes into the girlies who got a hymen... break em in the second he finds em usually right when they get off at the bus stop he runs over and tells them to make thier pants drop but the dont know no betta at that age... poor girls only in the 8th grade!!! Slammed 95Imp SS: ight i busted a nut im out wash t hat pussy, it smells like trout |
Next up is HesSoDrunk kids totalin fiddys left and right makin em junk looks like a homo in tha leather jacket watches gay porno while he wacks it hes got this dumbass bitch named jess trys to pay us all to bust nuts on her chest Dumbass Tim says sure why not I always wanted to tear up a balloon not stuffs it right in her fart locker then gave her the mother fuckin SHOCKER :eek: |
Dumbass Tim got some sluts in in the hizzy... bangin em with no rubber he dont give a shizzy got some crazy bitches bangin up on the door better go the fuck away u nasty whore kids thorwin back bud light like no other i dunno where he gets it.. must have a diesel mother kids a mother fuckin alcoholic trucker failed his CDL test twice in a row dumb fucker... but the fat kid with a broken tooth can ride a fiddy like a mofo.. thats the truth rollin bigger stoppies and MOP on streetbikes must be cause their a buncha DIKES!!!! what what |
11.00 @ night bust out the fiddys late night stunt show is off that hezzy beer in one hand , other on the throttle how the fuck do i wheelie & hold this bottle? neighbors come out like what the hell? HesSoDrunk is all bloody cause he just fell Tizone 12's my TTR and makes it look easy over comes my mom & you know she's sleezy all my friends get to hit her spot a busted old pussy and a crusty ballon knot i wish i could slap her when i see her all ways so drunk , all she does is slur push her down out in my street a fiddy over her head shit looks like raw meet endo the fiddys through the pools of blood im almost out, yo! tizone grab me a bud! 30 packs gettin drunk like whoa! all because my mother the hoe. |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ProzaK [/i] [B]u want me to freestyle.. fuck i cant even spell freestyle.. the only lessons i got were from eminem in 8 mile.. i was at your house the other day...funny shit i busted a nut in your momma grill i couldnt get over it WHile im kickin out ryhmes... you walkin the street lookin fo dimes... MOP's O gay one should take his thumb out his ass and go get some he ties dog chains around his girl ... shit im gonna give that a whirl... yo MR M.O.P give me a couple OC's Ill hand em out to the Reckless MC's Fuckin head looks like a pumpkin.. ill make your whore give me a blumpkin Your a fuckin old time a take the fuckin sand out your vagina.. while your out on your 1000 im in your crib givin your bitch a poundin.... strawberry shortcake is a usual sight.. then i slam it in her ass and make everything alright [/B][/QUOTE] WTF !!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HILIARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAMO LMAO LMAO My fucking belly hurts . KEEP THEM COMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
You got this faggot from MOP is a tissy that shit your feeling is jelousy you sissy! mad cause your boy tony got some skills & made it Smashed ur gixxer 1K & had to trade it 3 MOP boys smashing into the wall And a TL 1000 crashing i also recall Power wheelies & burnouts is all they pulled off Busted ass riders loookin' like sloth you know that mother fucker out that goonies These boys pullin' gay tricks out the boonies Beatin' thier wifes & sellin' drugs thats what you get when you see thier mugs. WHAT WHAT! |
haha that awsome Reckless mc's :D |
OMG no he didnt !!!! LOLOLOL I LOVE IT ATTA BOY !!! :thumbs :thumbs :monkey |
Welcome to tonys condo dot com the place where i will bang your mom the place where me and the girlies get it on come on in check and take a look once your in u cant get off the hook look over and theres 3 bitches in the shower look down and your pants are makin a tower bitches lickin eacothers box on my bed.. you dont know what to do just so you grab your head all these naked bitches makin u think lookin over at 2 in the pink and one in the stink some of them piss me off alot... so i just put em on the spot straight up shit on their slutty tits and take pictures of them shits... ill throw em up right on the reckless web Oh shit now look whos the celeb NOW youve seen the king of all pimps shown TIZONE is the king of the baddest ass throne :apimp :apimp For the record.. i am not a pimp :D |
last one for now.. lmao this is fun Rip Tides is the place to be... take a trip down and youll have to see walk in and the the prime plymouth ass once you see it all youll never let it pass grab a cold one and get down to the hurricane room where the fuckin woofers are slammin BOOM toss your bottle up in the air and grab that bitches ass right there... Fuck the bitch right there damn... im gonna take the bitch that came with slam stole jays girl tearin up the floor looked at jay he was headed for the door get all hammer by the end of the night me and dumbass tim will start a fight pissin on the owners escalade he comes out side on a firey escapade bouncers had to hold us back i almost kick the mother fuckers in the sac he came up and said he was was sorry we let is slide this time dont worry he came up and did what was right ... motha fucka see u thurs NIGHT |
who the fuck is this fag Crotch just a no talent assclown who runs hit mouth to much lives with his girlies parents like hes thier son fuckin faggot ride a god damn R1 breakin his back all day land scrapin i think him and O gay one might be datin ? Drives this pimp ass red rustang everyone tells him to get rid of the thang kids banging strippers like a pro fuckin loves him self a doped up hoe Fuck writing this shit u querrr im gonna go out and get me a damn BEER :cheers :cheers |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by 1000ceecee [/i] 3 MOP boys smashing into the wall And a TL 1000 crashing i also recall :laughing that is the funnyist thing ive ever heard... its so true hahaha....:rolllaugh |
99 drunk as shit... fuck it may as well take another hit cant write.... cant type.. got a flat.. why bother borrow a truck from my father... pissed off... fuckin net sucks lets kill adelphia... those stupid fucks.. IIM soo pissed you dont understand.. im about to kill some one with my bare hands... fuckin pissed at the dissconnect... if i found one of thier workers id break thier neck 25 ouncers all night... im about to pick a fight CAUSE I LIVE AT HOME IN A TRIALER... MOM IM COMMOIN HOME TO YOU Yo... yo yo.... went out with jay and mellisa..... i fuckin drank so much beer i ran to the pissa fuckin gregg drinkin some gay ass drinks... makes me think hes got those lips that are pink me and jay kill the 25 ouncers.... next thing u know we're knockin out bouncers.. tryin to figure out if the waitress is 26.. talkin bout stabbin her with all 3 of our dicks... fuckin jay calls me doogy howser... and im just thinkin bout mel and how im gonna dous her with a big fat nut on her glasses... i guess her and her 16 yo sis have the same asse lil school girl mel drinkin sam adams light im gonna end up slammin that bithc one night.. well whatver dick im out like a boner in sweat pants.... so kick the shit outta me next time yall have the chance.. |
WHAT the fuck happened to 660... he must have been a big pussy couldnt handle the bud light drafts... hes one of them who dreams of shafts... cant think.... need a drink... im about to goto bed.. but i got mad thoughts runnin through my head.. Moto girls got some fake tits... the kind that u just wanna shit... right on.. bite on... fuckin cillicone... gives jay a bone... i dunno what to think... im gonna go find some pink and fuckin kill it... spill it... its not tight enough for for my dick cuz shes a whore im just gonna leave .. and say bye.. dunno what to do... ill just go get high just when i think im gonna fuck it STUPID BITCH HAS A STINK NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo.. im out.. and my last few ryhmes.. i was durnk.. LATA.. whats your thought.. post em.. ryhme... u got lyrics.. tear it |
Little Tizone two inches, got all the high school bitches, piles 'em all on his bed, then puts that shit on the net, drinks himself to sleep every night, please just one more bud light stuntin bikes like a champ makin' my moms panties damp tony do a wheelie they shout, but he can't he passed out, here comes jay in a new escalade, got his girl with him to act like a maid, he smokes a tire and dumped his R one, it don't matta, that shit is fun he's blackin' out, it's gettin late totaled the escalade, on a goddamn dealer plate |
Jimmy Jammer dont know what to think of us were like thos pimps from the bang bus... riding around pickin up slutty little bitches.. tearin open thier assholes givin em stitches guys ridin a twin that fat fuck... sat on a fiddy and the mother fucker got stuck pedofile dreamin about bangin 12 year old girls... think about how he wants to give them all pearls... im trying to think of whos my next victem.. anything they say will be held against them guess it will be the black gay guy cam... constantly lookin for mans ass to ram bich faggot better stay away from me... i aint gotta worry... fags soo stoned he can see!! what what.. what what... anyone wanna battle ?? |
nice one jay!!!!!!!!!!!! ight - heres another MOP rhyme - must be a favorite of you all. Yo MOP - Yo Wheelies Is Garbage! That fuckin' Gixxer 1k ur ridin is a Salavage! I can't remember shit xcept the bike bouncin' off the wall Tizone & Reckless Methods Makin' fools of you all Wishin' that was you XSBA So you go back & snort a few lines of YAY tryin' to live life sellin' Ocean Cruisers Sounds like a group of wanna be loosers |
whats up with that fag burtonboars 32 give him a big dick and hell show u what to do... kids creepin the reckless board of messages dreamin about big italian sausages.... thinks he can ride that gay little shwinn he has... bring us out in the trails and ill hand him his ass hand it to him on a motha fuckin platter... give me a huffy... the bike dont matter your moms so fat .. shes gotta ride a trike... and your sister has no excuse... shes a fuckin dike.. you and all your faggot little friends will i kick the sit outta them , it all depends... for now i guess ill let u be dont break out the karate stance or ill go ape shit on your ass and youll obviously shit your pants.. |
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