Tizone & Jay Freestlye!!!!!
Has-Been... Was I ever?
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,343
From: Boston, MA
Originally posted by 1000ceecee
**** DJ MEL UP IN THIS *******
Tizone whats this you wanna do on my glasses?
And why you checkin' out me and my sister's asses?
you cant handle one girl, never mind me and my twin
besides, how bigs ya dick? i heard its 2 inches and thin!
so, whats next? you still gonna steal me from Jay?
you couldn't get me off if i gave you all day
Jay's a real man and can hit it DEEP!
all you can do is dream about this in your sleep
so while your tryin to keep it up like a 1 minute man
jay will be the one with his dick in my hand
Too bad Tony, sorry 'bout ya luck
but Jay's the only man that i'm gonna ****!
layta tizzone!
**** DJ MEL UP IN THIS *******
Tizone whats this you wanna do on my glasses?
And why you checkin' out me and my sister's asses?
you cant handle one girl, never mind me and my twin
besides, how bigs ya dick? i heard its 2 inches and thin!
so, whats next? you still gonna steal me from Jay?
you couldn't get me off if i gave you all day
Jay's a real man and can hit it DEEP!
all you can do is dream about this in your sleep
so while your tryin to keep it up like a 1 minute man
jay will be the one with his dick in my hand
Too bad Tony, sorry 'bout ya luck
but Jay's the only man that i'm gonna ****!
layta tizzone!
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 68
From: Charlestown, MA
Originally posted by 1000ceecee
**** DJ MEL UP IN THIS *******
Tizone whats this you wanna do on my glasses?
And why you checkin' out me and my sister's asses?
you cant handle one girl, never mind me and my twin
besides, how bigs ya dick? i heard its 2 inches and thin!
so, whats next? you still gonna steal me from Jay?
you couldn't get me off if i gave you all day
Jay's a real man and can hit it DEEP!
all you can do is dream about this in your sleep
so while your tryin to keep it up like a 1 minute man
jay will be the one with his dick in my hand
Too bad Tony, sorry 'bout ya luck
but Jay's the only man that i'm gonna ****!
layta tizzone!
**** DJ MEL UP IN THIS *******
Tizone whats this you wanna do on my glasses?
And why you checkin' out me and my sister's asses?
you cant handle one girl, never mind me and my twin
besides, how bigs ya dick? i heard its 2 inches and thin!
so, whats next? you still gonna steal me from Jay?
you couldn't get me off if i gave you all day
Jay's a real man and can hit it DEEP!
all you can do is dream about this in your sleep
so while your tryin to keep it up like a 1 minute man
jay will be the one with his dick in my hand
Too bad Tony, sorry 'bout ya luck
but Jay's the only man that i'm gonna ****!
layta tizzone!
OH ****!
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,582
From: Plymouth, MA
DAAAAAAMNNN MEL.. hahaha
**** was tight...
Aight... aight... how come the only thing anyone can diss its my dick
yall are talkin out your *** cause little ***** like you aint seen it
the lucky ones who have know how i kill it
i leave em broken on the bed twichin and ****
you say my dicks 2 inches and thin ?
bitch please u know u dream about my ball bag on your chin
you talk all this **** about my ****... its pretty mean
but now that i think about it.. jays little dick is the only one youve SEEN
sow how u gonna go comparing sizes
the real girls know in my pants is where the prize is
just because im short and got little feet
dont have **** to do with it.. i can still hit it deep
i dunno what the **** your runnin your mouth for your prude
you little girl youve on ever slept with one dude!
your boy jay thinks im cool.. says im doogy howsa...
your ****** ****** probly smells like clam CHOWDA!!!!!
**** was tight...
Aight... aight... how come the only thing anyone can diss its my dick
yall are talkin out your *** cause little ***** like you aint seen it
the lucky ones who have know how i kill it
i leave em broken on the bed twichin and ****
you say my dicks 2 inches and thin ?
bitch please u know u dream about my ball bag on your chin
you talk all this **** about my ****... its pretty mean
but now that i think about it.. jays little dick is the only one youve SEEN
sow how u gonna go comparing sizes
the real girls know in my pants is where the prize is
just because im short and got little feet
dont have **** to do with it.. i can still hit it deep
i dunno what the **** your runnin your mouth for your prude
you little girl youve on ever slept with one dude!
your boy jay thinks im cool.. says im doogy howsa...
your ****** ****** probly smells like clam CHOWDA!!!!!
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,582
From: Plymouth, MA
ok brian danger.. your just another gillis
oh your the ****** man, thats what u think .. relax while i kill this
you had to go there.. and bring the the T. A.
well listen motha ***** i got somthing to say
you used to think you could beat me in your 5 point slow
i thought that was funny when i passed u in a smoke show
yea your 83 GT may look pretty and nice
what the **** was that u just got beat by fatty rice
i kicked your *** soo bad u swore i was on the bottle
but little did u know i was barely on the ****** thorttle...
its ****** great that you bought that damn camera
you had no idea i just ****** scammed ya
i only bought the stupid thing for like 20 bucks...
and u paid 350 god damn that sux
go back to boston to school you need to study..
and go up to your dorm with your ****** butt buddy
you probly love big dicks in your dukie slide
you see a big black dick and wanna take it for a ride
you sit there and say ive got a little ****.. thats the wrong answer
cause jess is the one tellin everyone your hung like a hampster
yea im a pimp.. i always tend to get some
maybe you should take some lessons.. jess said u never make her ***
yep.. next time shes sees you shes gonna give you a slap..
but hey im out.. thats the end of my rap
oh your the ****** man, thats what u think .. relax while i kill this
you had to go there.. and bring the the T. A.
well listen motha ***** i got somthing to say
you used to think you could beat me in your 5 point slow
i thought that was funny when i passed u in a smoke show
yea your 83 GT may look pretty and nice
what the **** was that u just got beat by fatty rice
i kicked your *** soo bad u swore i was on the bottle
but little did u know i was barely on the ****** thorttle...
its ****** great that you bought that damn camera
you had no idea i just ****** scammed ya
i only bought the stupid thing for like 20 bucks...
and u paid 350 god damn that sux
go back to boston to school you need to study..
and go up to your dorm with your ****** butt buddy
you probly love big dicks in your dukie slide
you see a big black dick and wanna take it for a ride
you sit there and say ive got a little ****.. thats the wrong answer
cause jess is the one tellin everyone your hung like a hampster
yea im a pimp.. i always tend to get some
maybe you should take some lessons.. jess said u never make her ***
yep.. next time shes sees you shes gonna give you a slap..
but hey im out.. thats the end of my rap
Last edited by ProzaK; Nov 16, 2002 at 03:28 PM.
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 3
From: Dartmouth, Mass
Ok Tim, who you callin a hick
This Vermont girl's gonna show you a thing or two, *****
So pay attention, I know you're gonna have trouble
I"m bout to burst your lil ego bubble
My parents were both born and raised in mass
You're from ****** Kentucky, who's the hick now you ***
So now I'm in Mass, goin to school
while you sit on the couch playin with your small tool
Oh wait, can you find it, it's down there somewhere
Keep searchin Tim, I'll go buy you some nair
The only bitch in your room is a ****** cat
You could get some ****** pointers from Tony, oh wait, you're beyond help, scratch that
What kind of a homo name is DAT?
I think you're confused, isn't it suppose to be FAT?
I know a good guy when I see one
Tony's got more skills than a hurricane tongue
So keep talkin **** about his so called 2'' dick
It's way bigger than yours, you're just jealous you *****
You think I'm just some clueless country hick
Difference between you and me is you're slow and I'm quick
I can outrun you, outsmart you, outdrive you
Only think you got on me is how much you can chew
Keep on comin with the cow tippin jokes ***
You've taken your CDL test five times, still can't pass
You ****** massholes can't even drive a stick
I'll show you how to drive a truck anyday you little dick
So ****** bring it, you talk a lot of ****
you can't compete with this Vermont bitch.
This Vermont girl's gonna show you a thing or two, *****
So pay attention, I know you're gonna have trouble
I"m bout to burst your lil ego bubble
My parents were both born and raised in mass
You're from ****** Kentucky, who's the hick now you ***
So now I'm in Mass, goin to school
while you sit on the couch playin with your small tool
Oh wait, can you find it, it's down there somewhere
Keep searchin Tim, I'll go buy you some nair
The only bitch in your room is a ****** cat
You could get some ****** pointers from Tony, oh wait, you're beyond help, scratch that
What kind of a homo name is DAT?
I think you're confused, isn't it suppose to be FAT?
I know a good guy when I see one
Tony's got more skills than a hurricane tongue
So keep talkin **** about his so called 2'' dick
It's way bigger than yours, you're just jealous you *****
You think I'm just some clueless country hick
Difference between you and me is you're slow and I'm quick
I can outrun you, outsmart you, outdrive you
Only think you got on me is how much you can chew
Keep on comin with the cow tippin jokes ***
You've taken your CDL test five times, still can't pass
You ****** massholes can't even drive a stick
I'll show you how to drive a truck anyday you little dick
So ****** bring it, you talk a lot of ****
you can't compete with this Vermont bitch.
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 134
From: plymouth, MA
yea yea that was good but now sit down and listen to me
im gonna violate you..your gonna cry you wont even be able to see
oh wait you already cant... how should i put this
tony shot something in your eye from where he would ****
you wanna give me driving lessons you got no skills
goin ten miles an hour in third gear buckin your car up hills
didnt you flip over your geo tracker drivin in a straight line
so you obviously got no drivin skills how you gonna bust on mine
your parents met at ****** band camp
no they own a farm in vermont ..you prob. milk cows like a champ
so go get your barn boots cause the ***** rollin in
well im gonna wreck you let the insults roll in
all you ****** have on me is im over weight
im gonna bash you, you little hick and i wont hesitate
your from vermont youve never even heard of a ryme
cause your used to listening to banjos & country music all the time
you friend in highschool had a tractor tatood on his leg
you prob fought chickens in your barn for a breakfst egg
you slaughtered your own cows for a slab of beef
your rymes suck id rather hear a nasty wet queef
im all done for now dont get a gun
tony if she disapears make sure you erase this one.
im gonna violate you..your gonna cry you wont even be able to see
oh wait you already cant... how should i put this
tony shot something in your eye from where he would ****
you wanna give me driving lessons you got no skills
goin ten miles an hour in third gear buckin your car up hills
didnt you flip over your geo tracker drivin in a straight line
so you obviously got no drivin skills how you gonna bust on mine
your parents met at ****** band camp
no they own a farm in vermont ..you prob. milk cows like a champ
so go get your barn boots cause the ***** rollin in
well im gonna wreck you let the insults roll in
all you ****** have on me is im over weight
im gonna bash you, you little hick and i wont hesitate
your from vermont youve never even heard of a ryme
cause your used to listening to banjos & country music all the time
you friend in highschool had a tractor tatood on his leg
you prob fought chickens in your barn for a breakfst egg
you slaughtered your own cows for a slab of beef
your rymes suck id rather hear a nasty wet queef
im all done for now dont get a gun
tony if she disapears make sure you erase this one.
Thread Starter
I Have Too Much Free Time
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 12,735
From: Diddleboro , MA
alright tony...round two!!!!
yeah thats right i've only been with one guy
not like those little ****** you bang and make cry
whats this you sayin about my boys dick?
no need to worry, its real big and thick!!
tellin me i smell like clam chowda, thats mean!
how you gonna say that i dont keep my **** clean?
yeah its true i can only make fun of your dick
we're both too short to make fun of that ****
5 foot 2 and people stare
cuz i can't reach anything with out a ******* chair
i can barely see over the bar to get a drink
the bartender says, "i need your I.D., i think"
so layta for now tizone, its cool over here
i'll see you thursday and we'll drink some more beer!
yeah thats right i've only been with one guy
not like those little ****** you bang and make cry
whats this you sayin about my boys dick?
no need to worry, its real big and thick!!
tellin me i smell like clam chowda, thats mean!
how you gonna say that i dont keep my **** clean?
yeah its true i can only make fun of your dick
we're both too short to make fun of that ****
5 foot 2 and people stare
cuz i can't reach anything with out a ******* chair
i can barely see over the bar to get a drink
the bartender says, "i need your I.D., i think"
so layta for now tizone, its cool over here
i'll see you thursday and we'll drink some more beer!
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 134
From: plymouth, MA
This ones from me and Tizone....
Thanks you squidly rider.. yep u Crotch
you just fucked up and were gonna lay into you , watch
you read all our freestyles but you wont post ****
cause you a dumb landscaper come on just admit
you aint got no skills cause you just a failure
why dont u have your girl drop by so we can rail her
just go back to your job and mow that big *** lawn
it must suck to be you, you gotta get up at the crack of dawn
you dont got no cash cause u dont work in the rain
broke as **** and got no car u must go insane
you got an R1 and u cant even ride the thing
cause u put that piece of **** away til the god damn spring
looks like you and O GAY ONE got somthing in common..
you both try **** on the roads.. but u cant stay on em
yea you like to **** up and ride into the trees...
now tell you bitch to get over here and jump on her knees
****** kid you snap your break levers every time you go out
shut the **** up little bitch no need to pout
youve been trying for ever to learn to scrape....
always makin them 12 yo girls scream rape
going to the strip club trying to get liad
but those ***** dont want u.. they just wanna get paid
your trying to goto school to become and MCSE
youll never learn mad skills like mothat ****** ToeKnee
you think your gonna make it thats a ****** joke..
just wait till you see the tests.. your gonna choke
youll study for months and youll still fail
so give up now.. youll never prevail
you better start thinkin of a way to get us back
if u think u can do it without your girlies help your on ccrack
so bring the best **** u think u got
but me and tizone wont lose the number one spot
Thanks you squidly rider.. yep u Crotch
you just fucked up and were gonna lay into you , watch
you read all our freestyles but you wont post ****
cause you a dumb landscaper come on just admit
you aint got no skills cause you just a failure
why dont u have your girl drop by so we can rail her
just go back to your job and mow that big *** lawn
it must suck to be you, you gotta get up at the crack of dawn
you dont got no cash cause u dont work in the rain
broke as **** and got no car u must go insane
you got an R1 and u cant even ride the thing
cause u put that piece of **** away til the god damn spring
looks like you and O GAY ONE got somthing in common..
you both try **** on the roads.. but u cant stay on em
yea you like to **** up and ride into the trees...
now tell you bitch to get over here and jump on her knees
****** kid you snap your break levers every time you go out
shut the **** up little bitch no need to pout
youve been trying for ever to learn to scrape....
always makin them 12 yo girls scream rape
going to the strip club trying to get liad
but those ***** dont want u.. they just wanna get paid
your trying to goto school to become and MCSE
youll never learn mad skills like mothat ****** ToeKnee
you think your gonna make it thats a ****** joke..
just wait till you see the tests.. your gonna choke
youll study for months and youll still fail
so give up now.. youll never prevail
you better start thinkin of a way to get us back
if u think u can do it without your girlies help your on ccrack
so bring the best **** u think u got
but me and tizone wont lose the number one spot
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,582
From: Plymouth, MA
I wanna goto rip tides right the **** now...
were gonna bring the girl that likes to tip cows...
she has a fake ID we dont know if shes gonna get in..
but shes one of those people that knows my dick aint thin
why the **** havent any of u shitbags ryhmed or made a post
cause u know u can't compete with me, jay and tim cause we flow the most
were about to go jam the **** out in the hurricane room
of rap
who ever steps up to our lyrics is gonna get a slap
in the face we will hit you with a back hand
cause we can flow phat as ryhmes on ****** demand
we sittin her pounding back some brew...
but non of yall will come jam out with us, cause your a ****** jew
yea you wear one of them gay *** little caps on your head
but youll never get a hot *** bitch in your bed
but whatever you ***** im out
why dont u all write some lyrics so we know what your about
come on everyone this **** is mad fun
so write some ****** ryhmes... this ***** just begun
were gonna bring the girl that likes to tip cows...
she has a fake ID we dont know if shes gonna get in..
but shes one of those people that knows my dick aint thin
why the **** havent any of u shitbags ryhmed or made a post
cause u know u can't compete with me, jay and tim cause we flow the most
were about to go jam the **** out in the hurricane room
of rap
who ever steps up to our lyrics is gonna get a slap
in the face we will hit you with a back hand
cause we can flow phat as ryhmes on ****** demand
we sittin her pounding back some brew...
but non of yall will come jam out with us, cause your a ****** jew
yea you wear one of them gay *** little caps on your head
but youll never get a hot *** bitch in your bed
but whatever you ***** im out
why dont u all write some lyrics so we know what your about
come on everyone this **** is mad fun
so write some ****** ryhmes... this ***** just begun
Thread Starter
I Have Too Much Free Time
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 12,735
From: Diddleboro , MA
Look @ Kristen steady blowin up the track
Testifing she swears Tony's got a nut sac
Damn Dumb *** Tim she told you how it goes
Elbow after elbow evidently she throws
Seems so quiet and couldn't hurt a fly
Let her ***** on Tim, steadin' killin' the guy!
Mel & Tizone, back & forth rhymes were exchanged
Were all still boys, ain't **** has changed!
Tizone call my cell phone tomorrow & i'll hit you back
Ride down to plymouth & dust off a 30 pack
just got back from watching area cross racing
If I had my TTR, you know i'd be placing.
Im ******* tired as hell & ready to call it a night
Posting on LVX - that ***** sure to cause a fight
Lets see who's got skillz in some posts after this
Peace out for now, gotta take a ****.
Testifing she swears Tony's got a nut sac
Damn Dumb *** Tim she told you how it goes
Elbow after elbow evidently she throws
Seems so quiet and couldn't hurt a fly
Let her ***** on Tim, steadin' killin' the guy!
Mel & Tizone, back & forth rhymes were exchanged
Were all still boys, ain't **** has changed!
Tizone call my cell phone tomorrow & i'll hit you back
Ride down to plymouth & dust off a 30 pack
just got back from watching area cross racing
If I had my TTR, you know i'd be placing.
Im ******* tired as hell & ready to call it a night
Posting on LVX - that ***** sure to cause a fight
Lets see who's got skillz in some posts after this
Peace out for now, gotta take a ****.
Last edited by ProzaK; Nov 18, 2002 at 09:37 AM.
Thread Starter
I Have Too Much Free Time
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 12,735
From: Diddleboro , MA
what? No remarks no whitty come backs?
What happened to Tim & Tony the straight playah Macks?
Bet they drank so much that they couldnt type a few
There probaly still in bed with the blown bottle flue
Im board as hell & the weather out side blows
Tried to take out my quad by my ***** they froze
Rainin' and Rainin' and windy as can be
Its only 12.30 and I've already had 3
Cant find anything to do so I started to drink
Didn't even shower, so my nuts really stink
Time to go play GTA Vice City again & again
Hit a Playah up, I'll talk to you then.
What happened to Tim & Tony the straight playah Macks?
Bet they drank so much that they couldnt type a few
There probaly still in bed with the blown bottle flue
Im board as hell & the weather out side blows
Tried to take out my quad by my ***** they froze
Rainin' and Rainin' and windy as can be
Its only 12.30 and I've already had 3
Cant find anything to do so I started to drink
Didn't even shower, so my nuts really stink
Time to go play GTA Vice City again & again
Hit a Playah up, I'll talk to you then.
BACK UP IN THAT ASS
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 684
From: in between the corn
Reckless methods.... Ha
scratchin air records
*** chimney checkers
wimpy ryme spittin rubberneckers -
when we ride by, straight throwin our ****
can u even jump on same street with us bitch?
without playin the clown
your lucky your girl isnt around
to se the aftermath of us cuttin your punk *** down
In your own hometown
I play like edward cissorhands slicin you like hedges
the Po gonna have to ID ya dome with dental records
Man... RM, white as can be
tryin to PC battle with me?
well
let me give ya a hint
we dont take ****
we light fires, with napalm matches
**** us off and Massachusetts will be burnt to ashes
so flee to Vermont
we'll even give ya bus passes
ya mommy wont even have to put the key in the 89' festiva
soon as you de-board we'll come right up and meet ya
nice as hell for the first five seconds
then u gonna be taught a lesson
in humility
with midevil torture ability
ever hear of canadian tire chains?
wrap em around your *** with a crane
hang you on top of a grain silo like a busted weathervane
spread cowshit and seed on you like a field
let chickens peck your eyeballs out till you yield
to us
GMO
your gods
drop down on your knees HO!
look I got a life
things to do
not like you....
so spare the ink in your pen
cause I aint wastin my time with this thread ever again
scratchin air records
*** chimney checkers
wimpy ryme spittin rubberneckers -
when we ride by, straight throwin our ****
can u even jump on same street with us bitch?
without playin the clown
your lucky your girl isnt around
to se the aftermath of us cuttin your punk *** down
In your own hometown
I play like edward cissorhands slicin you like hedges
the Po gonna have to ID ya dome with dental records
Man... RM, white as can be
tryin to PC battle with me?
well
let me give ya a hint
we dont take ****
we light fires, with napalm matches
**** us off and Massachusetts will be burnt to ashes
so flee to Vermont
we'll even give ya bus passes
ya mommy wont even have to put the key in the 89' festiva
soon as you de-board we'll come right up and meet ya
nice as hell for the first five seconds
then u gonna be taught a lesson
in humility
with midevil torture ability
ever hear of canadian tire chains?
wrap em around your *** with a crane
hang you on top of a grain silo like a busted weathervane
spread cowshit and seed on you like a field
let chickens peck your eyeballs out till you yield
to us
GMO
your gods
drop down on your knees HO!
look I got a life
things to do
not like you....
so spare the ink in your pen
cause I aint wastin my time with this thread ever again
