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Old 11-15-2002, 02:40 PM
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aight aight... yo ...


i was about to rip some **** on PBR killin it..
and look at this ****** johnny runnin his mouth n ****
Digidy for present and PRB for vice.....
but i dunno about the wanna be danger spice
Look at this kid dissin on RM skills
****** kid i think your poppin too many pills..
bitchin about how all i do is drag...
but at the same time your BF says the same thing about you ya ***
now as far as rick digity and DUK
always got the crowd saying.. WHAT THE ****!
whellie with no hands and in a motha ****** circle..
but god damn johnnny you look like steeve erkle
after you read this ***** youll be in tears
cause ive been riding 6 mos and youve been riding 6 YEARS!!!!
tellin me i wheelie like MO ****** P
guess who learn to park first ******... right it was me
So next time you think about talkin ****...
remember you cant even do an apehanger and land it
you think your all bad *** go do a no throttle hand...
haha your better off going to the beach and poundin SAND
you dont even know what your missin
you made the wrong move and your gonna be wishin
see ericka posin for me... in that sexy stance...
you dumb motha ***** just lost your chance...

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Old 11-15-2002, 02:47 PM
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lol tim tim tim...


good point.. but this is all part of the fun
hahahaha i laugh my ***** off readin ppl killin me..

well if u cant take it then i dunno but i think its halarious
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Old 11-15-2002, 02:53 PM
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I think it is hilarious too. It is all fun! Everyone knows that. But i think a certain someone is sayin things and it isn't out of fun.

Oh well continue.....I love Entertainment:D

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Old 11-15-2002, 03:05 PM
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I've seen this episode before,
on 90210's second season,
someone talked ****,
and another gave reasons,
wish I had time to flow some logic,
but I've been doing my work, It's a real complex project

yo lost my cell phone like I wrote before
so to get in touch with me page my ****,

978-585-6891
yeah I know it didn't rhyme
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Old 11-15-2002, 04:01 PM
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no im not talking about the rymes bring what you got
but dont be suprised when i make you look like a little ****
ya i might be a fat white kid that cant stunt for ****
but atleast im not a tiny *** ***** ****** midget
just cause you can do an apehanger or no throttle hand
doesnt mean you can run your mouth cause you still have no fans
now you got me into this now you got me mad
now ill have to **** on your rymes and make you look bad
you say i banged you ex girlfriend i didnt i should
but now i dont want to you said it wasnt good
but maybe cause you said she likes it in the fart tube
do you think she let me ram it in there...no lube
well im done thats all i have time to write
but dont think i am done i will win this batlle this fight



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Old 11-15-2002, 04:03 PM
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i wasnt talkin about the rymes i was talkin about all the drama on the other thread. i think this rymin **** is funny as hell. keep it up boys and girls.
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Originally posted by DumbAss TIM
no im not talking about the rymes bring what you got
but dont be suprised when i make you look like a little ****
ya i might be a fat white kid that cant stunt for ****
but atleast im not a tiny *** ***** ****** midget
just cause you can do an apehanger or no throttle hand
doesnt mean you can run your mouth cause you still have no fans
now you got me into this now you got me mad
now ill have to **** on your rymes and make you look bad
you say i banged you ex girlfriend i didnt i should
but now i dont want to you said it wasnt good
but maybe cause you said she likes it in the fart tube
do you think she let me ram it in there...no lube
well im done thats all i have time to write
but dont think i am done i will win this batlle this fight




DAAAAYYYUMMM lol not bad not bad... give me a few... ill bite back
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Old 11-15-2002, 05:36 PM
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Im gonna start off by tellin you to take a shot..
you should take your little **** and put it in your stupid cats baloon not
crackin on me cause im not a all that tall u think its a riot
take a loot at your self fat ****... go on a damn diet
and u say i ride and i aint got no fans..
guess what motha ****** you were in the stands!
you crashed your gixxer and total all the bikes you get
im suprised you havent killed your fiddy yet
god knows you cant ride for your life
fat ugly kid with a broken tooth.. if i were you id find the nearest knife
or better yet stab your self a ****** spoon
****** lazy bastard wakes up in the afternoon
alcoholic as drinks in the morning and by him self
and he makes fun of me for being an elf
the only thing your good for is driving when your drunk
other than that you just a bitch *** punk
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ya i crashed my gixxer and all the bikes i get
but that dont phase me wait till you see what you get
i will make you look like a ****** fool
like back when everybody was beating you up in highschool
you make fun of me and say i drink to much
you get kicked out of the bar for falling, spilling beer, and such
you think you got flows and your a good rappa
but you look like a big fool when you wear that bandana
yuo make fun of me and say that im lazy
you pisseed of the wrong kid your ****** crazy
your all done where gonna get into it
im not gonna stop bashin on you until you throw a midget a fit
you should probably quit riding and join the circus
youll never be pro so stop trying to fool us
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aight ... aight... that was nice too.... but i got some **** fo u


yo, your broke as a joke you cant even pay me rent
i outta kick your dirty *** out, youll beliving in a tent
all you do i s scrounge money so u can feed your fat *** at burger king
Oh hows your dick.. wiat your stomachs so fat u can see the ****** thing
walkin aorund returning bottles and pickin up change...
hell even **** from walmart is out your price range..
you drink your self to sleep every night...
i would too u **** look in the mirror... what a sight..
you soo behind on your bills their about to repo your nextel
you should go steal some more crack to sell
i just verbally anniolated you
you probly have no idea what to do...
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TONY this one is for YOU?

This rhyme's made for Jay and Tony
and I hope you like it cause their rhymes are phoney,
Now Jay makes money like he bought out Sony
and ya its true he's got a lot of toys but don't
forget his little fetish with boys,
he uses a few girls as decoys.
But he ain't foolin me
So don't fall for his scam,
wheres Tizone? Sinkin his trams am? dam
Well there was nothin to it anyway
the airfilter was a fram.
Na ******, that thing was spliff,
it was so cool you shoulda drove it off a cliff.
Why not, cliffs are cool don't you think
I wished I could've sat back and watched Tony's car sink,
Na but Tony's cool, he's hardly a *****
and hes not even ashamed of his 2 inch dick.
But his wallet is thick,
his tick is tock he's got other riders licked.
Pretty soon he'll be 12'n in video's and posters
He's got the mad hook ups on comps. , cams , and toasters,
but the kid ain't tall enough to ride ROLLER COASTERS.
Then he's got his boy dumb *** Tim,
he's impregnating girls while Tony's at the gym
His chances of luck ........... very slim.........
They ride pretty crazy on their XR fitties
like their in a contest and the prize is *******.
Now where's Jay, the big qaud stud
the only raptor that never see's mud.
Tried an apehanger and saw lot's of blood,
now thats what I like to see and hear
that little Raptor don't ever leave first gear.....
o **** he dragged 100 ft, get him another beer
so let me make it clear..
Your both going far Jay..i'm on my way,
to ride your XR away.
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Old 11-15-2002, 09:52 PM
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were about to play drinkin games gonna get fucked up
just me tizone and kristen cause none of you ****** showed up
gonna get hammered and walk into walls
but you shitbags are home sleepin, aint got no ballz
you should take your ***** outa your motha ****** purse
your like ******* focker your a certified nurse
kristen wont bust a flow for us right now
she wishes she was at home tippin a ****** cow
tizone bustin inta my 30 rack
steelin my beeeaahhs ***** ******* got some sack
wanna go to riptides but tizones broke
talkin about throwin me out for no rent ...what a joke
whippin my moms gay *** hyundai
thing tops out at 55 its so ****** gay
oh **** i think its about that time
gonna go get hammered and end this ryme


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Old 11-15-2002, 10:37 PM
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There's this kid Tony...
sits in front of the computer computer all day cuz hes so lonely,
and asks himself "can I get another 35 girls to bone me?"
Well the answer's No,
know why because your dick's the size of your toe.
I know you say to yourself please god make it grow,
but he screams down hell no.
you don't need no more girls, you an icy hot stunta
**** that, more like an icy hot cunta.
Yeah know I know you can ride good
but don't come to my hood.
Being a thug I'll infect you with a bug
give your dick a tug and that **** will unplug.
Listen to these rhymes and you'll know I'm the king
so if you got the ball's, come into my ring and
wait for the bell to ding and I'll come out fightin.
You catch a glimpse of my ***** and start bitchin.....
your *** will start to tighten,then knock you out you know,
give you a little whack you'll be flat out on your back
like you odd on crack.
But no one will ever care because
you matter as much as a shaved **** hair.
So your in Reckless good for you
well **** you and your whole crew.
So what you gonna do when DBC roles on through
measure you dick it's still two inches.
So get your bitch *** in the kitchen and wash the ******* dishes.
And you want to bring Craigs car into the picture
well watch your mouth or I'll kill ya *** and ditch ya.
I'll hide you in the woods with all your flashy goods.
So you think about Jess's *** well..
if you got any questions ask Brian , he's the teacher of that class.
You think shes a town **** o that might be true
but how would u know, have you ****** her too?
Yeah Neil is a jew and basically Rice too,
and we know hes kinda gay but we see him every day
its kinda pathetic he loves drivin his vic
stupid *** ***** can't even see his dick
but you should leave him alone
or he'll eat you up and puke you out like chicken bones!!
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Old 11-15-2002, 11:24 PM
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you talk mad **** about RM
what the fuckl you think you can ryme like dumbass tim
ill **** you up i wont even think twice
my ryme will make you cry it wont be nice
you talk mad **** you dont even ride bikes
your all mad gay mine as well be dykes
ya i dont have a bike either but what ya gonna do
you guys are about as cool as my sock full of old spew
ill **** you up i dont even know if i ryme
i drank alot of beeaaahh in such little time
i just learned that im ****** DAT
what the **** i didnt know that
now that i know im invoved in your ****
i gonna **** you up your not even gonna know what hit
your all here say i suck
your rymes are gay what the ****
im all done cant see straight
ill read this in the mornin cant wait
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OUCH! I love disses on me.


keep me comming!
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Old 11-16-2002, 12:38 AM
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we just had some phat ****
but tizones drunk and he erased it
vermont girl thinks shes got skill
ill ****** kill her and not at her own will
shes gonna stick up for tizone
cause she not used to good *** back at home
she is used to cow tippin and sheep ******
now that she is in mass she doesnt know whats comin
she thinks shes a badass she thinks she is ginger spice
she had no idea till tizone made her come twice
she is waitin for her chance to stick up for her self
but like a junk cd youll never wanta here it again but stick it on your shelf
so go ahead vermont girl and bring your hip-hop
cause when everybody hears it there gonna want you to stop

vermont girl thinks she got game
when im done she gonna wish she had no name
she said "ill get you tommorow" should i be scared
i dont think shes got **** cause she mentally impared
you eat the mushrooms on cows dung
i dont care i saw **** it was fun

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Yo I got drunk and this is how it is gonna start
Ate taco's all day & i gotta fart
draft beer after draft beer is how i got wasted
so delicious is how the beer tasted
one after another is how they kept comming
cops took my key's so to come home I kept thumbing
then I kept drinking and drinking into the night
over comes that doushe bag looking for a fight
right hook & upper cut to the nose knock her to the floor
just sit there, dont' bother getting up you *****
I can't even count how many beers ive drank
rhymin' and rhymin lets see how you rank
one by one we'll see who's the best
pat em on the back & pin a medel on thier chest
King rapper of the night you'll be called
talk some **** U you'll be malled
This is it for now i must kick it to ya'll
my TTR is slow enough for you dudes to crawl.
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what the **** is this.. stupid bitch keillie callin me
thinks im gonna get mad cause shes a **** and my boys gettin some nookie
little do u know im happy this kids tappin your skank ***
you kept trying to get me to hit it again.. thanks but ill pass
****** you is like thorwing a hotdog down a hallway
you can bang gixxer mike all u want.. hes ****** gay
you think your the cool little bitch cause u get violated...
but guys just get off by gettin you anniolated
you call my house .. like im gonna care
a god damn rotten fish smells better than your underwear
Your just a stupid ******* little ***** of a girl
what the **** do u let everyone hit u for a whirl
you probly got every ****** STD...
i know i gave you motha ******* HIV
yea thats right **** you best go get inspected
cause your dirty ***** is really infected
Your dirty ***** is ozzing some cheese
you got hepitious alphabet u best believe
you got some nasty fungus on your **** and theres nothing you can do...
no matter what ever happens for a million dollars i woulndt **** you
Vermont girl will tip you like a cow
oh **** what the **** u gonna do now
shes hot as **** and u cant compare..
look at you wanna be boyfriend.... all he does is stare
ive moved onto bigger and better now
my new girl will tip you over like a ****** cow
vermont girl will beat your ****** head...
oh **** your like 14 shouldnt you be in bed
your a fcukin little bitch im glad u got raped
im gonna put this **** on the net.. yea all the **** i taped

im sick of your childish games so what bagn my friends
well see who dies of aids in the end
you listen to mikes ****... you believe your the one...
but little do u know.. i told him to **** youe.. just to get some!
Mike all in love you know what gets you set
im glad you hit that **** and got your dick wet
Yo mike you still my boy..
i know u hit the little girls.... who wouldnt its like a ****** toy
i havent seen you in a while
i know u just been tellin kellie to make your dick smile
so come one over and stay for a while...
you know kellies always swallowing a pile
shes just another dumb little *****
i dunno what to say anymore
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12 draft beers I took to my dome
Pile in the truck, Yo! I'll Drive home!
Going down the road as straight as an arrow
My high school biology teacher was Mr. Sarrow
2002 Supercharged harley Davidson Truck
here, you can drive it - What the ****!
30 mph punch it & smoke the wheels
I can't describe how phat this truck feels
pedel to the floor everywhere I was goin'
Every ******' red light you know I was blowin'
Turn the wheel & punch the throttle
Donut after donut - Feels like this ***** on the bottle
Seein' double as i drive down the road
Wish this truck had auto pilot mode
Curbs wake me up when i vear off the street
Drunken beatings on this truck are hella sweet!
here's you truck back i dont know what happend
Yellin' and swearing - dont forget bitch slappin'
Sorry about your truck yo, hope you had insurance for that
But holy **** that was so phat.
Im board & at work w/ nothing left to flow
ight, peace , later. I gotta go.
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**** DJ MEL UP IN THIS *******
Tizone whats this you wanna do on my glasses?
And why you checkin' out me and my sister's asses?
you cant handle one girl, never mind me and my twin
besides, how bigs ya dick? i heard its 2 inches and thin!
so, whats next? you still gonna steal me from Jay?
you couldn't get me off if i gave you all day
Jay's a real man and can hit it DEEP!
all you can do is dream about this in your sleep
so while your tryin to keep it up like a 1 minute man
jay will be the one with his dick in my hand
Too bad Tony, sorry 'bout ya luck
but Jay's the only man that i'm gonna ****!


layta tizzone!
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