gsxrJES

You rag on HesSoGay
but can you honestly say
that there is not one ***** funckin' day
you don't wish you could play
like HesSooooGay.

You aren't his boys
but he still breaks your toys.

I'm just a scam
but I still call him my man.

His Grandmama was gonna buy him a new truck,
too bad last December he ran like a schmuck!

He'll drink all your beers
and then bring you to tears...

What you got to lose??
DumbAssTim - you can still booze.

Tizone - you won't be so short
that all the women scream "MISSION ABORT"

Cam - you won't be the token guy,
but when you get high
you'll still suffer slant eye.

So to put it to you blunt
all he can't do is stunt!!

ProzaK

Look at this stupid bitch up there...
im just gonna bust a nut in your hair
he he ***** are soo cooll
what the ****, u play me for a fool
your just as gay as your fake boy friend
but it wont matter in the end..
you use eachother to better your self...
ahh shut the **** up and put my dick in your mouth...
you act all girlie and blond...
but we know thats its the ***** your fond...
you give all yuor slutty friends hugs...
all all that crosses your mind and munchin thier rugs..
everyone says your a crazy *** driver...
**** that **** your a ****** muff diver
so jump on your gixxer 600... better yet a severn fifty
and drive off that ****** cliff, satisfy me
Oh by the way i like your poem...
please hoe write a real ryhme before u show em

ProzaK

what the hell am i gonna do about you slam shady...
bet u didnt know your girls pregnant with my baby...
what u gonna do about it now...
run around like dumb *** tim sayin.. i need to kill her some how
makin fun of me for crashin a beater...
all i got to say is LEAST IT WASNT A BEAMER
so what.. i didnt have to drive very far...
but at least my incident was AFTER THE BAR
no why dont u go back and crash again on that DS 80
im sick of you bull **** ****** slam shadey
kid goes out and gets a brand new TTR
holy **** my 8 year old neice can wheelie that far
u cant even wheelie let alone stoppie...
u wanna battle little boy.. u cant stop me
but on a posative note lets see
throw u on a raptor and youll out stunt anybody
ppl are lookin around sayin hey that aint fair
how the **** is he doing a 1 handed high chair ?
so when that kid pops out toss him on a bike let him shine
and if he 12's with trainin wheels.. you know hes mine

hessogood

Here goes tony, thinks he's winning and ****
but your *** didn't even qualify yet
runnin' your mouth is all you can do,
what's really sad is she's taller than you,
not wearing high heels or on tippy-toes,
she sits on the floor, you still see up her nose
say it again, "d00d you're so gay"
but my girl beat your ***, all ******' day
now I won't deny, she may be a diver,
but that's ok 'cause I'm lined up behind her
I have all the fun when you only get fatter,
need help on your bike, here, it's a ladder
I need some compitition, I'm falling asleep,
at least I hit my girl, more than two inches deep
now while you search google for some better diss
work on your rythme you sally *** bitch

silent1

hahahah! owned!

Jay Carnes

You little mother ****** you had to go there
I'll shrug that **** off, I don't ****** care
I'll practice all winter & smoke your skills
I'll bang your parents & get in thier wills
I'll **** old gramma in her old wrinkled Box
I'll **** ur father w/ a rusty R1 Shock
I **** on your sisters **** like it was my job
Where you going mom? Come suck my hog
Ur sister & ur mom getting banged by me
Call over hooters girl & make it three
Can't forget your cousins & ****
right in the ballon knot is where im gonna hit
Aunts & 1/2 cousins I dont ******' care
thats right *****, im stickin' it there.
I ain't got no lube cause that how I roll
Suck on my sausage as I smoke a phat bowl
Thats right, i get on my quad and my skills are on fire
I just don't have **** when it comes to one tire
I'll practice & practice till im the pimp
Bow mother ****** , they call me "imp"

Soumy16

pwn

Brian_C6

Look at you guys, you're all so board.
Now it's my turn, and I won't be ignored.
Let me catch my breath, I'm... ahhh.... kinda fat.
but thats ok because people say "I'm all that"
What's going on tonight, its god damn Thursday.
Me and my boys are getting kinda Thirsty.
Are we heading to 1000ceecee's house?
Or are we pulling off some girlies blouse?
This rhymin **** if for the birds.
I should be working instead of playing with words.

That's my story and I'm stickin to it
Next time you see me, don't be givin me any ****.
I'm Bri_DTE and don't you forget.
Next summer I'll be the fattest stunter, this side of Tibet.


Lata,
Bri

ProzaK

aight aight slam that was pretty good...
and im gonna kick it back like u knew i would...
your the type of guy whos got no standards..
like the dude from king pin who bangs his landlord..
**** anything that walks and has a hole to stick...
you dont care if its a ****** quadropalegic
you just figure theres less of a hassle..
****** some one who cant wipe there own *******
you think your a pimp and **** whatever
bangin 8 year olds and **** cause it feels better
dont get mad at me cause u aer hung like a japanese guy
keep that **** to your self.. goto your mommy and cry
talkin bout banging my grandma is scaring me ****...
i think u belong in a damn straight jacket
a padded room or a jail cell locked up
Dont forget who ****** got your girl knocked up

jimmyjammer

All you guys rhymin on the Rectal Methods board
Talkin bout banging grandma's... now you struck a bad chord
I don't know what it is but your all sick
Banging 8 years old girls with your 2 inch dick
Wear a rubber maybe yes maybe no
Talking about all this crazy **** has go to go
If you got anything good to say say it here
Otherwise keep all this talk about you being queer
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit......talkie talkie
Maybe what you really need is a little BUKAKKE
I don't know maybe it's that time of the month...bleeding and all
Maybe all you freaks need to bow down and fall
I aint no rhymer, I aint Eminem, Snoop, or Jay Z
I'm the pimp motha ****** KB

ProzaK

Oh look holy **** what do i see..
the fattest **** from DTE
how can u miss him... hes a ****** blimp
haha and he thinks hes the stoppie pimp
ok u wanna be todd colbert...
****** flippin stoppies eatin dirt...
commin it at 100 miles per hour
how do u make donuts.. do i add more flour
OH **** i think i broke my ****** hip
shut the **** up bri im about to punch your lip
everyone wonders why his bikes so pretty and ****
its cause hes too ****** fat to climb on it
no go back home cause u live with mommy and daddy
your just another ***** *** faddy


bri u know im only clownin.. go ahead take a stab at me.. lmao

silent1

KB - what the **** you talking about?
Coming in here like you got some clout?
Yup it's me again, don't even pout.
No doubt I wrecking your flow - 'cuz your rhymes went south.
And what's with this **** about drinking YOUR brew?
What do I look, Gary the ******* Jew?
Eff all that, you up in my crib.
Now shut the hell up as I continue to ad lib.

Oh Nef, don't think I forgot about you.
You're about as bad as that effin' Jew.
Thinking you're cute calling me darkie?
Better recognize - my ****'s marquis.
Lucky for you I gotta finish some code
I'm at work, so my mind's in engineering mode.
That should tell you why my flow sucks.
But no big deal 'cuz I'm still making big bucks.
So another day, another rhyme.
Oh, and you best believe I'll clown on you another time.

hessogood

aight step to the side, gimme some room
I'm the guy that raped you're mom with a broom,
punctured her kidney to give her a taste,
then told the bitch
>:O I'M GONNA **** ON YOUR FACE!
I'm out of control, dropped a duece in your bed
**** your moms ***, then made your girl give me head
and no I'm not playing, my minds not legit
kiss your girl on the mouth, and you're gonna taste ****
I'm not slick rick, don't sing lodi dodi,
at 4 years old, I was gettin' head on the potty,
you just heard 'bout those things you call blumpkins?
I started that **** when vanilla ice was still somethin'
now come show me up, I give you a welcome
'cause I showed you up, hommie you're all done.

ProzaK

Holy **** its getting hostile
everyone thinkin there writing for 8 mile
all you punk *** bitches wanna battle...
im from the hood.. yall from the saddle..
colored cam... ****** kunta kintay
always thinkin of somthing dumb to say
shut the hell up and smoke your weed...
everyone knows you were just a bad seed..
johnny dont think i forgot you..
why didint u move to FL u ****, you were supposed to
we dont want you no talent ***
no body likes you up here in mass
so take you and your double r...
and head down south.. ****** far

jimmyjammer

Wheelie Pimp, Stoppie Pimp
Your all as high as the Goodyear blimp
You think you can scape, pull and apehanger?
Now your a superstar just like your Mom....I banged her
Now lets go for a ride and watch you try to take a corner
You'll be chasin me and feeling like a widow mourner
Highchair, Donut burnout, big ****** deal
Get down to your knees I'm gonna deal you a meal
I may not have any good Stunts in my bag
But you pulling those Frogs..........you look like a ***
Double R, F4i, ZX-what, R Wheezy
Some of those stunts holy **** CHEEZY
It's just KB writin something, giving it a whirl
Back to work like IMP cruisin the mall for an underage Girl

KB

ProzaK

YO RICK. pbr this is for you...

im only playin tho dont get offended... u know u kill my skill



Yo.. rick is that u MR RICK PBR
holy **** no hand you and do it so far...
yea punk.. thats what u make your self think
you aint got **** everyone knows u stink
holy **** guys look how far i can drag...
oh boy rick you reall are a ***..
wait didnt you move out from west virginia..
you used to dankey punch your sister didint ya
your just another wanna be pro Rida..
who wants a big black dick in side ya..

:devil :devil

lol

ProzaK

hahahaha im askin for it.. im probly gonna get shot.. lmao

silent1

Kunta Kinte - haha. Yeah that's real cute
Pass the remote so I can put your *** on mute.
True I like pot - it's all I need.
The only bad seeds you'll find are in KB's weed.
This is funny **** - I'm writing quick as I can.
You best believe ****'s about to hit the fan.
Writing crap about everyone - wtf were you thinking?
I can't believe it - my eyes are still blinking.
Chill, mellow out, you're getting kinda crude,
You're jokes are crass and borderline rude.
Now it's time for me to say goodbye,
Gotta get the bong for tonite, 'cuz i gonna get high!

hessogood

if you're lucky that's all that you'll get,
cam's gonna pound your ***,
like a bookie takes bets,
you'll be cryin' please stop,
while he rips you wide open,
he'll bust on your back and all the while TOKEN

Brian_C6

Tony bangs little girls.... like ones who are 13 years old.
He says, "Why not, it's the only way to clean up his dick mold."
The only 12's Tony has locked down is the 12 yr old in his cellar.
He comes home from work and punches her in the collar
He stands a towering four feet nine inches.
His ***** must look like a tiny pencil that everyone pinches.
He started Reckless Methods almost a year ago.
No one has ever heard of them so the team must blow.
I was going to leave this stupid retaliation **** alone.
Until he came on here starting **** by throwing me a bone.
I give props to 1000ceecee for putting up with his ****.
I bet next time Tony has a hard time finding that girls ****.
Probably because she's still in Grade school
and it makes him feel like he has a big mule.

I'll sign off with my normal "Lata"
Call me a fat bastard, but I'll see you all "Manana" (tomorrow in Spanish)

Lata,
Bri