Mogwai

Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at Homer and says, do you think he will jump? Homer says, you know, I bet he'll jump. The blonde replied, well, I bet he won't. Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, you're on! Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said, all is fair, here is your money. Homer replies, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. The blonde replies, I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again.