View Poll Results: how often do you get pulled over?
seems like everytime I ride man?!?



20
5.22%
When I am being stupid.



27
7.05%
3 or more times a month at least during the season.



20
5.22%
1-2 times a month?



15
3.92%
Couple times a season?



60
15.67%
I fly under the radar, almost never?



108
28.20%
Got to catch me first...



133
34.73%
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Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories
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I don't dislike cops, I only dislike cops that are cops for the wrong reasons, and today it seams like most cops are cops for the wrong reasons.
Back in the day (50-60 years ago) I feel like most people liked cops, If you think about it, They are here to serve and protect the people of our country so whats not to like right.
But, now it seams as though most cops patrol our street arresting and harassing people that aren't relay even doing **** wrong.
Theirs allot of reasons why cops act like this today. Basically the issue is that our law enforcement system needs serious reform. Their is a serious lack of laws that protect the rights of the citizens from being abused by officers of the law along with a slew of other issues. Think about how many times cops use excessive force and 99% of the time they pay no repercussions for abusing a citizens rights.
Another issue with our law enforcement system is that it is used to generate revenue. I currently live in Iowa City and the police down here spend every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night writing tickets for public intox, possession of alcohol under the legal age and fake ID tickets. Over the past year their has been a streak of sexual assaults and the problem hasn't gotten any better over time. But the sad truth is stopping a sexual assault is far less profitable than writing a bunch of drinking tickets.
I have full and up most respect for cops that properly enforce the law, don't abuse their authority and treat people with the respect they deserve. unfortunately most cops today aren't around to serve and protect, they are simply arrestors and harassers.
The last 100 times you saw a cop how many times were you glad they showed up?
Back in the day (50-60 years ago) I feel like most people liked cops, If you think about it, They are here to serve and protect the people of our country so whats not to like right.
But, now it seams as though most cops patrol our street arresting and harassing people that aren't relay even doing **** wrong.
Theirs allot of reasons why cops act like this today. Basically the issue is that our law enforcement system needs serious reform. Their is a serious lack of laws that protect the rights of the citizens from being abused by officers of the law along with a slew of other issues. Think about how many times cops use excessive force and 99% of the time they pay no repercussions for abusing a citizens rights.
Another issue with our law enforcement system is that it is used to generate revenue. I currently live in Iowa City and the police down here spend every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night writing tickets for public intox, possession of alcohol under the legal age and fake ID tickets. Over the past year their has been a streak of sexual assaults and the problem hasn't gotten any better over time. But the sad truth is stopping a sexual assault is far less profitable than writing a bunch of drinking tickets.
I have full and up most respect for cops that properly enforce the law, don't abuse their authority and treat people with the respect they deserve. unfortunately most cops today aren't around to serve and protect, they are simply arrestors and harassers.
The last 100 times you saw a cop how many times were you glad they showed up?
i agree with that 110%..cops today= power trippin
Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories
okay i just bought my R6 this last monday the next day i rode it to school because my auto tech teacher wanted to see it, so i was riding from the shop to the teacher parking lot so nobody would touch my bike i just had my helmet ontop of my head. and as soon as i parked our resource officer comes out and asks for my motorcycle indorsment and i didnt have(i have my permit now) and then says he is going to write me a ticket for not wearing my helmet properly, parking in the teachers lot, and not having my endorsment luckily my dare officer from middle school that lives down the road from me was driving by and pulled over into the parking lot. and started talking with the resource officer and got me off everything as long as someone came and rode my bike home.
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plus one dude i live in a hick town so riding my bike on the road was no big dealbut we have one dick **** state troooper who always gotta be and ***. so ok here it is down rt 82 i had my fully buit kdx 200( my gncc racing bike) flips his light on i looked be hind me saw that was him cont my speed for 1/4 mile than dropped down 3 gears and pinned it. i have a digital tach on it 6th gear on one of the farm roads 95+ with knobbie tires it was sketchy ****. i know all the cops in our town and there always at this one restetount that i go to and that all the cops talked about how the vetrean cop let a dirtbike get away
another one was doing 160+ past a cop when i was in the passenger seat in my friends car didn't even let up:YEAH
another one was doing 160+ past a cop when i was in the passenger seat in my friends car didn't even let up:YEAH Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories
Here's 1 of mine. I hit the road and I'm on my way to the msf course because of the last ticket I got. I guess if your late to one of these your fucked because you can't miss any class time. I jump on the highway and it's ******* gridlocked so I proceed to split cars for probably 30-45 minutes. Eventually I see a cop ahead so I cool it and hang back. This guy saw me coming a mile away cause the highway was ******* straight. He started changing lanes and dropping back so I do the same thing. I had nowhere to go cause of the jersey barriers and this guy pulls over. My only other choice was to go against traffic so I pass him. Of course he lights me up and pulls me over. This ***** was screaming at me with veins bulging while he's still IN HIS CAR. This guy was FURIOUS!!!!! He asks me where I'm going so of course I lie. Not going to tell him I'm going to COURT ORDERED SAFETY CLASS. LOL He basically just wanted to yell at me cause he was a detective. He told me " If you want to ******* kill yourself then go 100 mph into that red ******* brick building(he pointed out the actual brick building) and just get it over with. What the **** is the matter with you? Do you know how long I saw you splitting ******* cars? You ******* split every god damned motherfucking car on the whole god damned motherfucking highway!!!!! What the ****!!!!! Are you ******* retarded!!!! I would **** you over right now but I can't stand looking at you for one more god damned mother ******* second" So at this point I'm happy as **** cause he's not arresting me and he started to say something else but he changed his mind and said "Get ******* lost and if I ever see you in my city again you will be one fucked god damned mother ******......You better be god damned sure you NEVER see me again" You could see EVERY vein bulging in this guys face... his face was beet red. ******* sweet though because no arrest, no ticket, and I made it to the msf class on time. Couldn't have worked out better.
would have been like thanks man gave him a good game and been on my way..
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories
Have not been here in a while just been working and clicking the gears. BUT I just got a ticket today for 81 in a 70?!? No **** 11 over? By a MO HYPO "cause an airplane in the area clocked you". I told him I was an EMT and he just said "your still getting a ticket" I had another HYPO tell me "I give tickets to EMT's all the time". Sounds to me like little dick syndrome.
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories
I got one. Easter Sunday on the way home on the local highway. Pulled up at the lights then off I go thinkin Oh yeh 1st gear pow pow coming on here (when I was being a newb) bloody gassed it up held It for a while thinkin everybody was impressed brought it down and took a quick look I n the mirrors after taking my hands of the bars and boom, red and blues flashing. I was thinkin where did they come from and ****, at the lights they musta pulled a lefty onto the highway as I took off. Dang pulled over and mr po po" whats the go mate" . I says " Oh I missed a gear" . He goes "So why did you take your hands off ya bars when you did the missed gear wheelie. "Oh It hurt my hands when It came down back on the tarmac. Yada yada give me a reason why I shouldn't take ya bike, double demerits being a public holiday. I said cos I got no priors and I'm stupid. He went back to his two other piggies In the car had a giggle and gave me a 90 buck loss of control of vehicle and I see you down here doin that **** again fine. Next time I'll make make sure it's an SS or flamingo to get em goin. My
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got one for you. i was getting on the highway the other day and opened it up going up the on-ramp. i looked down and was hittin about 120 and still pullin hard. hit the highway and immediatly saw red and blues about a half mile behind me coming down the highway. so i pulled over and the cop (who is from a town that doesnt let anything get by them if they can make a dollar.) and he walks up and asks me "do u know why i pulled u over?" i say yeah i was going a little fast. he takes my license and insurance. says "u dont have a motorcycle endorsement?" nope, just got the bike i say. he walks back to his car, comes back a few min. later and tells me " i own a R6 and i know what its like. go out to the country where there aint no people around and do that ****" gives me a verbal warning and tells me to scoot. some cops are alright man
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So on cinco day mayo I was coming home from a parade and someone was getting a ticket so I jumped on the tank and pulled a quick spreader by the cop.2mins later I here sirens coming from somewhere else in I turned around and the ******* cop was coming for me less than 110yrds away so I wack it open n start running from him. I was by a construction site where the workers were already gone so I go even faster then outta nowhere a car comes up on a side road at a stop sign I lock the brakes up sliding on rocks n almost hit this car.scared me shitless but I got away from the cop thank god. Night of fun n scare lol
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got one for you. i was getting on the highway the other day and opened it up going up the on-ramp. i looked down and was hittin about 120 and still pullin hard. hit the highway and immediatly saw red and blues about a half mile behind me coming down the highway. so i pulled over and the cop (who is from a town that doesnt let anything get by them if they can make a dollar.) and he walks up and asks me "do u know why i pulled u over?" i say yeah i was going a little fast. he takes my license and insurance. says "u dont have a motorcycle endorsement?" nope, just got the bike i say. he walks back to his car, comes back a few min. later and tells me " i own a R6 and i know what its like. go out to the country where there aint no people around and do that ****" gives me a verbal warning and tells me to scoot. some cops are alright man
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**** i have not run into any TPD cop that was cool or close to it, everytime i get pulled i am hit with big $$$$ tickets... But it always seems i am getting busted by them sneaky *** motorcycle cops.... am i the only one that when i get pulled the cops they run my ****, comes back clean and then they get down on there hands and knees trying to read my engine numbers... like WTF if i had a stolen motor (never saying i would its just wrong) i sure as hell would alter the numbers on the cases. This is for all the TPD out there
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Common denominator to most all of these stories is you were breaking the law. Bottom line, Johnny Law has the right to take it to the max... and put yourself in a cops shoes. Maybe that one ******* cop that is SCREAMING at you and throwing the book at you for being an idiot may be someone who 5 years ago lost a son to a guy on a motorcycle doing 100+ mph. Or maybe his previous shift he was at a motorcycle accident where the kid died on scene or something crazy 
My dad is a retired fireman, but he went to a motorcycle accident where they were picking up this kids limbs (that's how bad he wrecked), well the kid looked IDENTICAL to my brother and it took my dad almost a full month to put it in the back of his brain but he still talks about how vivid the memory was and how he honestly thought it was my brother laying there.
I'm sorry for playing devils advocate here, but in that line of work typically the "dick head" cop is the one that has usually been traumatized somehow and unfortunately he takes it out on the next rider he sees.
Personally, I've never really had bad run-ins with the cops, but whenever I am pulled over I'm always polite and courteous and some how I manage to scoot away with a minor ticket or no ticket at all.

My dad is a retired fireman, but he went to a motorcycle accident where they were picking up this kids limbs (that's how bad he wrecked), well the kid looked IDENTICAL to my brother and it took my dad almost a full month to put it in the back of his brain but he still talks about how vivid the memory was and how he honestly thought it was my brother laying there.
I'm sorry for playing devils advocate here, but in that line of work typically the "dick head" cop is the one that has usually been traumatized somehow and unfortunately he takes it out on the next rider he sees.
Personally, I've never really had bad run-ins with the cops, but whenever I am pulled over I'm always polite and courteous and some how I manage to scoot away with a minor ticket or no ticket at all.
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As the handcuffs go on.
We had a guy roll over on another guy when he got pulled over and the other ran, Now if anyone gets pulled over and someone else runs the cops get told it was the guy who ran over.
I normally try not to be more of a smartass to cops than I need to be but I hav'nt pulled over for one in a few years.
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Common denominator to most all of these stories is you were breaking the law. Bottom line, Johnny Law has the right to take it to the max... and put yourself in a cops shoes. Maybe that one ******* cop that is SCREAMING at you and throwing the book at you for being an idiot may be someone who 5 years ago lost a son to a guy on a motorcycle doing 100+ mph. Or maybe his previous shift he was at a motorcycle accident where the kid died on scene or something crazy 
My dad is a retired fireman, but he went to a motorcycle accident where they were picking up this kids limbs (that's how bad he wrecked), well the kid looked IDENTICAL to my brother and it took my dad almost a full month to put it in the back of his brain but he still talks about how vivid the memory was and how he honestly thought it was my brother laying there.
I'm sorry for playing devils advocate here, but in that line of work typically the "dick head" cop is the one that has usually been traumatized somehow and unfortunately he takes it out on the next rider he sees.
Personally, I've never really had bad run-ins with the cops, but whenever I am pulled over I'm always polite and courteous and some how I manage to scoot away with a minor ticket or no ticket at all.

My dad is a retired fireman, but he went to a motorcycle accident where they were picking up this kids limbs (that's how bad he wrecked), well the kid looked IDENTICAL to my brother and it took my dad almost a full month to put it in the back of his brain but he still talks about how vivid the memory was and how he honestly thought it was my brother laying there.
I'm sorry for playing devils advocate here, but in that line of work typically the "dick head" cop is the one that has usually been traumatized somehow and unfortunately he takes it out on the next rider he sees.
Personally, I've never really had bad run-ins with the cops, but whenever I am pulled over I'm always polite and courteous and some how I manage to scoot away with a minor ticket or no ticket at all.
im sorry but im a firefighter too and i have worked my share of motorcycle fatalities and it doesnt really change the way i ride. i understand the risks and take them. im not going to ride the way cops want me too bc i could be hurt. you can die just as easily doing a spreader down the interstate as you could being rearended at a red light. traffic laws are only for stupid people if everyone used common sense and didnt drive out of their abilities everyone would be fine.
if a cop pulls me over and says we work at least one motorcycle wreck a month where the rider wrecked showing off im going to shrugg and say yea it could happen thats a risk im willing to take now get off my nuts.
oh and by the way who ever heard of a 500 dollar fine for riding with a passenger with only a permit? **** towns county and deputy mark marshall badge number113
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got one for you. i was getting on the highway the other day and opened it up going up the on-ramp. i looked down and was hittin about 120 and still pullin hard. hit the highway and immediatly saw red and blues about a half mile behind me coming down the highway. so i pulled over and the cop (who is from a town that doesnt let anything get by them if they can make a dollar.) and he walks up and asks me "do u know why i pulled u over?" i say yeah i was going a little fast. he takes my license and insurance. says "u dont have a motorcycle endorsement?" nope, just got the bike i say. he walks back to his car, comes back a few min. later and tells me " i own a R6 and i know what its like. go out to the country where there aint no people around and do that ****" gives me a verbal warning and tells me to scoot. some cops are alright man
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im sorry but im a firefighter too and i have worked my share of motorcycle fatalities and it doesnt really change the way i ride. i understand the risks and take them. im not going to ride the way cops want me too bc i could be hurt. you can die just as easily doing a spreader down the interstate as you could being rearended at a red light. traffic laws are only for stupid people if everyone used common sense and didnt drive out of their abilities everyone would be fine.
if a cop pulls me over and says we work at least one motorcycle wreck a month where the rider wrecked showing off im going to shrugg and say yea it could happen thats a risk im willing to take now get off my nuts.
oh and by the way who ever heard of a 500 dollar fine for riding with a passenger with only a permit? **** towns county and deputy mark marshall badge number113
if a cop pulls me over and says we work at least one motorcycle wreck a month where the rider wrecked showing off im going to shrugg and say yea it could happen thats a risk im willing to take now get off my nuts.
oh and by the way who ever heard of a 500 dollar fine for riding with a passenger with only a permit? **** towns county and deputy mark marshall badge number113
All I'm saying is that particular cop MAY be an ******* b/c 3 months earlier he went to a car accident where a guy was showboating on a motorcycle, ended up running into the side of a 4-door Accord and killed the infant in the back seat. So you say you will just shrugg it off? That's fine, nobody ******' cares except the cop who HATES people who showboat. And if the cop is just being an ******* to be an *******... well, **** him but the fact still remains he pulled you over for doing something stupid!
Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories
Common denominator to most all of these stories is you were breaking the law. Bottom line, Johnny Law has the right to take it to the max... and put yourself in a cops shoes. Maybe that one ******* cop that is SCREAMING at you and throwing the book at you for being an idiot may be someone who 5 years ago lost a son to a guy on a motorcycle doing 100+ mph. Or maybe his previous shift he was at a motorcycle accident where the kid died on scene or something crazy 
My dad is a retired fireman, but he went to a motorcycle accident where they were picking up this kids limbs (that's how bad he wrecked), well the kid looked IDENTICAL to my brother and it took my dad almost a full month to put it in the back of his brain but he still talks about how vivid the memory was and how he honestly thought it was my brother laying there.
I'm sorry for playing devils advocate here, but in that line of work typically the "dick head" cop is the one that has usually been traumatized somehow and unfortunately he takes it out on the next rider he sees.
Personally, I've never really had bad run-ins with the cops, but whenever I am pulled over I'm always polite and courteous and some how I manage to scoot away with a minor ticket or no ticket at all.

My dad is a retired fireman, but he went to a motorcycle accident where they were picking up this kids limbs (that's how bad he wrecked), well the kid looked IDENTICAL to my brother and it took my dad almost a full month to put it in the back of his brain but he still talks about how vivid the memory was and how he honestly thought it was my brother laying there.
I'm sorry for playing devils advocate here, but in that line of work typically the "dick head" cop is the one that has usually been traumatized somehow and unfortunately he takes it out on the next rider he sees.
Personally, I've never really had bad run-ins with the cops, but whenever I am pulled over I'm always polite and courteous and some how I manage to scoot away with a minor ticket or no ticket at all.
if im being an *** on the streets (and i stop......) im very polite...i was being a jack *** and thats what you pulled me over for...understood....but that doesnt mean after you pull me over im not gonna wheelie away form you.....(i think there is a reason ive had a suspended license twice now)
but when a cop comes up at a lot and tries being an ***......and tries yelling...imma be the biggest dick in the world....cuz im being responsible about it and instead of takin care of the robbery inprogress your busting my nuts.....**** you......




