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5.22%
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3.92%
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60
15.67%
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Old Aug 27, 2008 | 03:36 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

i know of one really cool cop. he rides a busa with us and we can do all the street **** we want around him and he dont give a ****. if we decide to run from the cops... he runs too! haha he ran from them like three times the other night he said. the other night he came up to me and said "hey man i herd you are getting alright on that thing, lemme see some ****" and i told him i dont do much **** on the streets (i was being serious) and he told me to stop being a ***** and go do some **** on the streets for him!
Old Aug 27, 2008 | 05:38 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

so my biggest ******* cop thing was the most recent. i was riding down the highway going with the flow of traffic like 75. The guy infront of me throws his mcdonalds bag out the window and i ducked. I sit back up and get smashed in the face with a large cup filled with soda and ice. The cup almost took me clean off my bikeif my right foot didnt hook my cage i would have gone off my bike.

So now im covered in soda my adrenaline is pumping and I'm furious. I kick down 2 gears and am gunna go give this guy a piece of my mind. I look up and a NH state trooper is shooting radar I move over 2 lanes and stop infront of him. i go to get off my bike and tell him what happened cuz i want this guys ***** hanging from my mirrors. the cop orders me back on the bike get my license and reg runs me and writes me a ticket for 92 in a 65.

The assfuck cop never even let me tell him why I pulled over. I mean did it ever cross his mind that i wasn't pulling over for him. so now i have a court date because anything 25 mph over the speed limit a judge has to give the fine.

i know i was wrong and let my emotions get the best of me and i completely regret it now but i'm pretty sure anyone in my situation would have reacted the same way.
Old Aug 27, 2008 | 07:40 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by EnderWiggin
Man it seems like you guys all gotta shitty ******* states, maybe it will be different when I ride but I've heard not to many dipshit cop stories in NH as of yet.
you spoke to soon . . . .
Old Aug 27, 2008 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by dirty mike
when a cop comes up at a lot and tries being an ***......and tries yelling...imma be the biggest dick in the world....cuz im being responsible about it and instead of takin care of the robbery inprogress your busting my nuts.....**** you......

I def. agree with you there... I hate it when a cop comes into the lot with an attitude. And as much as I want to tell them **** off, the fact still remains I'm doing something illegal. I don't even say **** anymore, if they say leave I just pack up and go somewhere else, it's not even worth the fight.
Old Aug 27, 2008 | 06:11 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

one day i was just messing around and pulled a standup on the highway and damn hi-po was sittin on the shoulder he didnt like this much he lit me up and the chase began i got across 3 counties which was an hour drive in a car driving the speed limit and i got there in about 15 minutes when finally i made a mistake and turned down a dead end after running two road blocks and losing the heat to change gear and i was right by an off duty cops house that heard the police on his scanner and he called me in and then a few seconds later i was blocked off by a **** ton of cops they wrote me 12 tickets 5 cni's, 2 failure to stop for law enforcement and 5 speeding tickets the best was 160 in a 55 but the cop said i was doin faster than that and a few days in jail
Old Aug 27, 2008 | 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Farley
I def. agree with you there... I hate it when a cop comes into the lot with an attitude. And as much as I want to tell them **** off, the fact still remains I'm doing something illegal. I don't even say **** anymore, if they say leave I just pack up and go somewhere else, it's not even worth the fight.

its not worth going to jail for havin fun,,, trust me i know both sides of the coin as a PIG i know the law dont show your *** just say roger that pack up move out go to another spot,,,, but dont get stopped by the same cop then you would be fucked....
Old Aug 30, 2008 | 04:35 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Me and my lil bro were riding home on the highway one afternoon. And decided to roll on the throttle a lil. So we hit like 130-140 and backed it off. So we come over the hill just cruisin' bout 85ish, and see a cop headed the other way. So he goes to pull a U and we ditch and hop of the next exit. Like 3 minutes later we're like 1 1/2 miles from the highway at a stop sign and I see the cop whip of the exit ramp so I wave at my bro to roll out and I mash. So I get like a mile up the road and my bro isn't with me. I'm like WTF. So I get home and call him. He's like the cop ran him off the road and tyyold him he was gonna take him to jail and impound his bike if he didn't give him my info. And he had never been pulled over in his life so naturally he cracked. And like an hour later the cop shows up at my house and writes me a ticket for 120 in a 70 even tho he never clocked me. And my lawyer chumped up and said I should just pay it so I didn't have to go to trial. So that's why I don't ever stop for cops. That way they never get the chance to pull an "I'm the law and I pass judgement upon thee" stunt.
Old Aug 30, 2008 | 04:45 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by clouddomino
Me and my lil bro were riding home on the highway one afternoon. And decided to roll on the throttle a lil. So we hit like 130-140 and backed it off. So we come over the hill just cruisin' bout 85ish, and see a cop headed the other way. So he goes to pull a U and we ditch and hop of the next exit. Like 3 minutes later we're like 1 1/2 miles from the highway at a stop sign and I see the cop whip of the exit ramp so I wave at my bro to roll out and I mash. So I get like a mile up the road and my bro isn't with me. I'm like WTF. So I get home and call him. He's like the cop ran him off the road and tyyold him he was gonna take him to jail and impound his bike if he didn't give him my info. And he had never been pulled over in his life so naturally he cracked. And like an hour later the cop shows up at my house and writes me a ticket for 120 in a 70 even tho he never clocked me. And my lawyer chumped up and said I should just pay it so I didn't have to go to trial. So that's why I don't ever stop for cops. That way they never get the chance to pull an "I'm the law and I pass judgement upon thee" stunt.

hehe cops love it when we run and love it more when they see us stop because its ticket time ...did you read my post a few up... FTP good job man keep it up and be safe
Old Aug 30, 2008 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by cbrstunter06
hehe cops love it when we run and love it more when they see us stop because its ticket time ...did you read my post a few up... FTP good job man keep it up and be safe


Run i dare you!!! i will have a new stunt bike to play on!
Old Aug 31, 2008 | 01:38 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

when fools run do you chase em down? or just look at it as its not worth havin an accident and just let it slide?
Old Aug 31, 2008 | 04:25 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by Tucker R6!
Run i dare you!!! i will have a new stunt bike to play on!
yeah i guess it worth someone dying because you just have to right another ticket for somethin worthless like misplaced tag or no blinker :YEAH
Old Sep 7, 2008 | 09:35 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

FTP!!! all there good for is writing tickets around here. FTP!!
Old Sep 7, 2008 | 10:02 PM
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Old Sep 7, 2008 | 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by KANE>NIN
when fools run do you chase em down? or just look at it as its not worth havin an accident and just let it slide?
In carolina I can chase you down for as long as I can maintain traffic control,, sooo ya i like racers!
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by Tucker R6!
In carolina I can chase you down for as long as I can maintain traffic control,, sooo ya i like racers!
Tucker your avatar is worse then your last one.

Oh well another one bites the dust.
Old Sep 7, 2008 | 10:33 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

ive got some hella cool cops where we stunt at they roll up on us every thur. and sat. night when we are at the wharehouse...the check out sobriety we tell em we are high on life they say keep it off my streets and leave then we spark up the blunt and smoke the stunt some more
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Originally Posted by Unknown_Tom
Tucker your avatar is worse then your last one.

Oh well another one bites the dust.


hahah that pic was from today at the state fair! my neice was chillin with a fellow officer she was all playin in the Charger blue lightin people and hittin the horn good times!



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