damn. That story about even getting kicked when you wrecked then hit with something else is soo fucked up! Karma ell get him. But then again you do know who he is is karma takes too long for your likings!!!

 

yezzir

 

t isnt a bike story but it just happened like 10 minutes ago. i pull out of my girlfriends neighborhood heading to my apartment and a cop passes me. he turns around at bthis church and speeds up to me but no blues he just follows me for two miles. i turn onto the road i live off of and bam blue lights. he comes up to the truck and says
COP:how much have you had to drink tonight
ME: none i was just watching a movie with my gf
COP: how old are you
ME: 20
COP: when was the lst time you had a drink
ME: never im not old enough
COP: dont get an effin attitude with me im doing my effin job
ME: im not sir, im a county firefighter i havent been drinkin and i dont mean to give you any attitude
COP: oh so what firefighters dont drink.
ME: i dont know, i dont
COP: your chief is a GD good friend of mine and he wouldnt appreciate your effin attituded
ME:OK
and then after all that he gives me a warning and says dont be a smart *** when someone pulls you over.

 

Here's 1 of mine. I hit the road and I'm on my way to the msf course because of the last ticket I got. I guess if your late to one of these your fucked because you can't miss any class time. I jump on the highway and it's ******* gridlocked so I proceed to split cars for probably 30-45 minutes. Eventually I see a cop ahead so I cool it and hang back. This guy saw me coming a mile away cause the highway was ******* straight. He started changing lanes and dropping back so I do the same thing. I had nowhere to go cause of the jersey barriers and this guy pulls over. My only other choice was to go against traffic so I pass him. Of course he lights me up and pulls me over. This ***** was screaming at me with veins bulging while he's still IN HIS CAR. This guy was FURIOUS!!!!! He asks me where I'm going so of course I lie. Not going to tell him I'm going to COURT ORDERED SAFETY CLASS. LOL He basically just wanted to yell at me cause he was a detective. He told me " If you want to ******* kill yourself then go 100 mph into that red ******* brick building(he pointed out the actual brick building) and just get it over with. What the **** is the matter with you? Do you know how long I saw you splitting ******* cars? You ******* split every god damned motherfucking car on the whole god damned motherfucking highway!!!!! What the ****!!!!! Are you ******* retarded!!!! I would **** you over right now but I can't stand looking at you for one more god damned mother ******* second" So at this point I'm happy as **** cause he's not arresting me and he started to say something else but he changed his mind and said "Get ******* lost and if I ever see you in my city again you will be one fucked god damned mother ******......You better be god damned sure you NEVER see me again" You could see EVERY vein bulging in this guys face... his face was beet red. ******* sweet though because no arrest, no ticket, and I made it to the msf class on time. Couldn't have worked out better.

 

some stories are best kept forgotten.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJynLFgXUN4

 

haha what a ****** retard "i dunno we made brownies and i think we're dead"

 

i get hit up by cops all the time . but this one from a few years ago sticka with me. i was 16 and like 3 of my lil nephews that were like 5 were stayin in a tent out in the road in front of my house in a ct we made it allt he way till bout 3 in the mornin then a dick head cop shows up and tells me hes writing me a ticket for being out past curfew and that he needs to call everybodys parents and have them pikd up.. n i lived like 5 ft away thats pretty fukd up.. well he ended up writing me a ticket and i had to walk inside n get my parents so we didnt have to go get all there parents . I try to have fun with my nephews and the pigs *** me up

 

He might not have been so pissed if you were not camping in the middle of the street!

 

Are you ******* serious? I can't sleep in the middle of the street? Where are am I supposed to sleep?

 

I never have problems with REAL cops....
Infact, downtown Waikiki there is a big biker hang out at this gas station....well every night, one side of the parking lot is a ton of bikes, the other side of the parking lot is a ton of cops lol. Its kind of surreal like a stand off almost, only all the cops are actually really cool if you ever talk to them.

So far every HPD cop ive been caught stunting or riding a wheelie past has just pointed at me or shook his head. Cool cops rock!

HOWEVER........FAKE COPS............

I was doing a pretty decent pace down a highway one time during a general cruise, and as we are moving up on this truck i see its got a light rack on top, so im like great im about to blow past a cop, OH WAIT...its a duallie, cops dont rock those........well I drive by it and see it has the NAVY EOD Bomb Squad emblem on it, eh whatever, we continue pace and take an exit that turns you down into the Marine Corps base, its a long kind of whinding road, then at the gate you just turn around and take it back up to the highway......

WELL.....as we are waiting in the traffic at the gate to turn around, the bomb squad guy catches up, turns on his lights and says
"You guys on the motorcycles........pull into the guard shack..."

Well theres 6 of us on the bikes, one guy with his wife the rest solo, and we are in gridlock traffic and the EOD Super Cop Wannabe is a car behind the trail bike..soooo the lead bike just splits traffic up to the gate, turns around, and proceeds back up to the highway....i just laughed and looked at the guys in his truck the whole time, one of the guys in the rear said he even turned his sirens on lol.....(of course ONE guy did stop cause he was afraid he got his plate # ......the EOD guy ended up yelling and screaming at him going "I want their names! Those guys were all marines werent they?!? We just scraped a marine off the wall of that highway last week you know that!?!? blah blah blah"

it was funny how anyone with lights on their cars think they have some kind of authority. :/

 

ive been riding quads since i was in kindergarten around my town but now everything is getting developed and posted so you either ride on someones back yard or your trespassing...i kno all the cops in town pretty much and they let me go but my real problem is this one old guy in town that thinks he owns the powerlines...im sittin there mindin my own with my frined on the trails when this guy comes out from his farm in an F 150 onto the liness and gets out with a pitch fork... there were three riders one old man guy decides to come out and start **** so my friends mouth off to him... one kid on a kfx 400 starts bustin doughnuts round the guy and i started my quad to leave being all non confrontational and **** and the ****** puts the pitch fork through my front left tire...WTF i didnt do **** and he pops my **** so i get in his face with the 2 other kids and the ***** calls the cops while were there i culdnt run cuz my tire but the cops come on theyr pos quads 2 cruisers and all our parents hafta pick us up just cuz some ***** thought we were riding too close to his house

 

i ****** hate cops my ****** bike is in the impound yard as we ****** speak because of this cocksuckin officer frank nolan the biggest ***** in the world i did a seat stander down a highway and i didnt notice the cop drive past me the otha way and do a u turn so i continue down the highway for a few miles and hes hidin a few cars back i guess so me and my boy go down some back street to go to my otha boys house and we get lit up so i dont think anything of the wheelie cause it was so long ago and we pull over and the cop right off that bat has an attitude cause hes an old **** and he tells me hes been chasin me for years and im number one on their hit list because i always run or some bs so says hes takin my bike and writin me tickets hen he looks at my boy who got his 06 gixxer750 with less than 300 miles kid picks it up monday and he says hes takin his too the kid hasnt done a wheelie in his life first bike 4th ride and bs like this happens. i dont think it was neccessary to take my bike the tickets sucked enough and there was defidently no reason to take his bike at all we cooperated completly


(3rd) reckless driving ticket
no license operator present (only got permit)

 

My story seems to be evolving steadily. Got a **** box bike to make a stunter did so and started learning at a dead end street for around 4 months, would go to other places so not to annoy any one too much. About three weeks ago road all morning some where else came home and friend offered to film on the dead end street I use sunday no open businesses, after a while my room mate drives down I follow him on 1 wheelie the length of the street, last time he filmed me I was working on BP. Set it down and almost had a cruiser pit manuever me off the road at like 5 mph with another cruiser behind him blues and all. Mean while an off duty officer(complained) steals the camera from my buddy gives it to the cops, yelling and irate. they arrest me and I get a reckless and a court date,OK. 22 days later I get a call to sign some documents(citations) Ok was expecting more. the BS due to the ticket dates(your allowed 21 days to contest/pay...) they give um 1 day after my right to contest them expired. Well the game just changed got an attorney and am waiting for my day in court, if he would have told me that I was bothering him, or to stop this **** and go **** myself I would have stopped and left.

 

I've been pulled over 2 times by highway patrol and 1 time by the city police. All three times were for 20 mph over and one didn't even give me a warning. The other 2 were just warnings. The last one I had the plate tucked under and no registration on me. I've never been busted doing a wheelie though. I check all directions before I ever pull it up on the street and I never do wheelies through intersections because you just never know if the fuzz is down the other street.

 

back in highschool before i had a bike i had and still have a hooked up wrx that gets alot of atention from the police. Well i had a run in with the police one time were i had goten to my house before they caught up to me and pulled in the garage and they came to my house and i told them no i hadnt been out in my car tonight and that they couldnt go feel the motor of my car. Well i guess that pissed them off real bad. So every monday- friday at 830 when i would leave for school they would follow me all the way to school. And this went on for probaly 5 weeks and i had goten pulled over 6 times but never got tickets in the 5 weeks but i would be late for my class becuase they would hold me there and run the plates and i would get a detention every time. I eventualy had to go to the station and i got the imformation to file a report and i met with the a sargent and told him i was fileing harasment on 3 difrent cops and they stoped bothering me the next day.

 

i got a parking ticket for sitting on my bike looking into the ocean while my friends smoked cigarettes. granted there was no parking signs, but no one parked, if anything we were standing and there was no sign for that

 

well.. what did you see in the ocean that you didn't see in your friends?

 

 

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