ps---scott is lurkin cause i gave him a link to the mustang carpet story for old memories..................miss ya homie!!!!!!!! see ya up here for your birfday

 

Now i would LOVE to hear some of the girls crazy stories... common ladies, give up the goods! LOL

 

yeah, unlike some people we're still stuck at work, i only have 6 hours left! whoop whoop!

 

As funny as it sounds, I never got caught and there were PLENTY of opportunities for me to get caught back in the day. There was this one time, I was prolly 15 or 16 yrs old, and my bf at the time was 21 or 22 yrs old well we were messing around outside of my house *of coarse living with my parents at the time* and he use to build rotary cars, so he had just finished working on his car, got cleaned up *or so I thought* and while I was wearing a white t-shirt, I didn't notice but I had walked inside for something and my mom noticed that my ***** had grease marks on them, she was like "what do you have on your shirt???" and I looked down, knowing what it was, I told her that I had leaned against my bf's car and got grease on my *****. I don't think she bought it but she didn't argue and I just walked away. I've got plenty of stories but we never got caught so I guess it's not as funny!!

 

hey the mustang story, the closet dorr story and the tissue box story no one got caught but they were funny as ***!

HAHAHA, evidence on the boobies! nice!

 

you's are some non working mother fer's!! I wanted to reply to sooo much but it's like back in page 2 and somehow doesn't matter anymore.

Sorry John, I was a virgin when I met Ed (LOL) and now that we're together somehow I have a feeling no one wants to hear about it

 

HAHAHAHA, i'll bet you guys have some good stories, but i don't want to hear them cause im around you two too much LOL

tommy had our forums out of control today with these threads, made work go quick though, i almost forgot to get anything done

 

I was trying to type my busted sex story earlier and someone walked by that i had to x out of that **** for. I've only been caught once with 1 of my college g/f. we used to *** constantly cuz we had a shitload of free time in college. i mean we'd fukken try anything and everything and basically fukked every time we saw each other. anyway we were goin at it at her parents house, i was sitten up and she was sitten on me so i could see the door, and we're bein quiet. so her ***** best friend calls and the 12 year old sister answers. she busts in the room to give her the phone but just sees our naked asses. fukken traumatized her for life i think. never been busted by parents almost a couple times though.

 

sweet! any story that involves ***** and cars is a good one to me!!! thanks !!!

 

uh oh....threads startin to slow down

 

damn i love my job....sucks you guys are stuck there bored. i get sent on random trips to blow things up, get free alcohol and food and now that it is nice and i am back at the office i get to bring my bike to work....i just got back from a "meeting" only to take lunch for an hour and half here soon, and oh darn i think i have another "meeting" at 2! hehehe i love my bike.
and sorry guys no crazy stories from me i am a good girl.

 

good girl my ***

my job is the equivalent to being a pooper scopper at the zoo

 

well i didn't exactly define "good".