I'm sure everyone has gotten caught once or twice. Or at least close to it. Those were the day when all you had to worry about was where am i gonna be able to fugg this girl at.

 

how bout this, wasn't me but still a classic.

My buddy is hitting a one night stand, he's getting her from behind and they are moving across the bed, they get the the foot of the bed and she is holding onto the bedpost to stop moving cause the closet door is now in front of her. He keeps going and finally her hand slips as he is pounding and her head went right thru the closet door (it was one of those cheesy thin college house ones, but still funny) i got this story from him cause next morning i was in his room and i saw the door. LOL oh and she said, "KEEP GOING" no **** he got to finish and all!

 

Me too. My mom was more embarassed then i was. I'm glad my parents are cool.

 

HAHAHAHAHA
One time just as i was busting one a tissue box fell off the bed and hit her on the head. I never laughed so hard while i was coming before. That ***** was funny.

 

Never caught by my parents unbelievably, but caught by girls parents and by many friends. We used to bust in on each other in college for fun and take pics! LOL

*edit* we even got a pic of our boys girl spread eagle naked once, he was pissed, he tore the pic up!

 

trampoline! trampoline! trampoline!

 

oh jeezus, this shyt is so funny... k here's one of my stories..

so i used to live in this town with like a million cops per person.. so i was with this chick in my camaro, and so i start gettin road head.. and i'm gettin to the point where i'm havin trouble drivin.. so i do the safe thing and pull over down this small side street.. i'm just about to go kaboooom!! and i hear bwoop bwoop and see flashing lights, i'm like oh ****, i grab her head and push her away, make a quick attempt to wrap up my package.. and the cop comes up, he's like so what's goin on here, and her face is all red and shyt from workin hard, i was like oh we were fighting and didn't wanna do it in front of her house, he's like son i'm not talkin to you .. mam are you ok, did he hit you.. dude i was dyin.. he let us go, but accused me of bein a wife beater

 

I wonder if there is a citation for that, "Receiving oral while attempting to drive" imagine fightin that in court.

 

hahahahah damn, thats crazy. once i was caught in a park after hours and the cop took my girl away cause he thought i was taking advantage of her. he wanted her away from me so that she wouldnt be afraid to tell him the truth if something was wrong. she was like "it was my idea to come here" i was dying!!! he couldnt help but laugh and let us go!

 

I'm sure there is a fine for that. But man is it fun.

 

isn't that the Mario test from Bronx Tale, you get her down there, then pull up to a big rig and beep, if she keeps going then shes a pig and you can't trust her. LOL

 

YES! thats great i never heard that test. have to try it out......"Amee, lets take a ride on 95"

 

SPEAKING of embarising sex anyone hear about mike vick being sued for giving some chick herpes? or the new jersey cop that was fukking a 17 year old last month, and i almost forgot the chester high school principle that was fukking a 16 year old. now that ***** embarissing.

 

HAHAHA

ok i see all you lurkin watchin this thread, if you all post up one story then we'll all make it thru the day quickly, COMMMMON!!!

 

I noticed steve didn't post any stories of his own. Are you still a virgin Steve??

 

yeah and wasnt that the priciple that was supposably "turning the school around for the good" yeah he did good alright.........................bustin a good one right in the young girls ***

 

Can't say i blame him though. That's why i couldn't be a teacher.

 

thats as bad as that convicted child molester that somehow got a job as a counselor for molested children...............once he gained there trust, then he molested them again..............what a sik ****! those kids are screwed. they never gona be able trust any one again

 

man, you guys are ruining this thread, it was all funny and ****, now all this talk of child molesters and stuff, KNOCK-IT-OFF

yeah steve, no stories from you yet?!?! where they at? how bout from scott, i see you lurkin, or brett, i see you too! LOL

 

well everyone, again i thankyou for your entertainment. this would have been a real boring friday without you all. im sneaking outta here a little early. everyone come out for whoolies this weekend..............hope to see you all out there!!!!!!!! we'll start another conversation on monday cause 100 posts in 7 hours is crazy. ( but hilarious) maybe on monday a few of the girls will tell us some of THEIR crazy stories................see yas on monday !