why because they were rich or because they didnt like you.

 

What up ****as? I'd be bored at work, but I don't work! At least, not 9-5. The best corporate-hating movie I ever did see was Fight Club, if you haven't seen it, then you need to. It's ****in great! Maybe you can start a fight club in your own office. At my last job, myself and a few coworkers used to sit around and talk about who we should fight and who would win. "Yeah, I'd fight that tall skinny **** in the front office! I'd beat his ***."

 

it reminds me one time when i was younger like 14, i had this ex-girlfriend, and we were riding to hershey park for the holiday light show. we were in the back seat of her parents car and they were in the front 2 seats. its like a decent drive up there and she started rubbing my leg so i stuck my hand down and started to hook her up. she was lovin it until her mom looked back and she had her eyes closed and saw my hand. that was on the way up there so the rest of the ride up, the tour and the ride home where like torture for us. i wanted to die. why are we so dumb as children........

 

hahahahaha, must be nice to be home chillin school boy !!!

 

this a good topic to close out friday, post up some embarrasing/funny stories

 

:YEAH That is funny! I got busted one time, with my girlfriend in high school, I was busy taking her virginity in her home after school, when her brother came home and walked right by the open bedroom door. Me, I was buck naked and trying to shoehorn my **** into his sister. Oh, memories! Hey, not my fault we got busted, she didn't want to lose her virginity in the back seat of my Monte Carlo at the park, she wanted it to be special. I thought it was special to bang in my Monte Carlo. So, we compromised, I was willing to wait until we could go to her house after school.

 

ah haha, way to get caught by the parents.. that shyt can get awkward... dear god is this day ever gonna end.. been here since 830, it's only 11:30... i work with a polish vegetarian liberal lesbian.. can you imagine that!?!? it's like everything i hate balled up into one person.. i can't wait to fire her azz

 

shoe horn you ****........blalalalalalalalalalahahahaha

 

hahahaha!!! Polish, vegetarian, liberal, lesbian!!! That's too much!
!!

 

ok ok, here goes my moment in shining glory.....one summer my parents would go away to motocross races each sunday morning.........so i would have my girl over for breakfast and then tons of fuggin. well this one day in particular she asked my to hand cuff her to my bed. i was happy to oblige. during this time my grandmother was very ill. my aunt got a call from the hospital saying that my grandmother wasnt doing well. my aunt called my father and the began the voyage home. long story short, they rolled up in the driveay and heard her wailing away up from my room. my mom busted in the door to find us both buck naked--no sheets and her cuffed to my bed. i stood there screaming at my mom and forgot to unlock my captive. once i remembered, i unlocked, and she ran and grabbed up her stuff and left. i got kicked out of my house. my dad didnt speak to me for 3 months. then 3 months later she finally got the guts to come back over to my house and walked in the door. my mom looked at her and said "well kelly, its nice to meet you.............you look much different with clothes on!" hahahahahahahaha how funny is that ****

 

HAHAHAHAHA, Scott, what's that crusty stuff on the floor of my car, BBBBBBBBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shoehorn, AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAA, what did the brother do??? Im sure it was "special" then!!!

 

parents are a lot better when they turn on their sense of humor and learn to see the funny side of stuff! LOL

Funny **** tommy!

 

OK here is mine. I had this girl when in was in high school. She was a sophomore in college and still a virgin. So i wanted to break her in one night. So like Chromemeber i was trying to get it in her. Oh this was all taking place on the floor in my parents basement. So we finally get to f*ckin which took me about 4.5 second to get off. Just as i finished and we layed there together my mom came down to tell me it was time for her to go home. So we played it off all cool. She went upstairs and we started getting dressed to discover BLOOD all over the carpet from popping her cherry. What a mess. She scrubbed the carpet for a while and got it all out though. it was funny as **** though. A good memory for her first time.

 

I was with a girl in Highschool, we'd bang in her room upstairs above the livingroom, trying to be quiet, never worked. One day her mom asked what all the noise was, she said it was her using her tummsizer or whatever the thing was called. Next night that i was over i was headed upstairs and the mom stops me and says "tell her no TUMMYSIZER tonight okay" with a look and tone of i know what you are doing to my daughter... i was a lil skerrid.. LOL

 

HAHAHA
Ask Rita about this one too. Valentines day one year when we lived at my parents place. i told her to lock the door which she did ike always. She just didn't push it all the way closed which we didn't know. My mom knocked and it opened right up so she walked in to see her riding me switch while playing with her ****. HAHAHAHA
That **** was funny.

 

hahaha, another good one...........one time i was fuggin in my mustang on the passenger seat. she kept getting way to juicy plus i unloaded in her. i wanted to keep going so i reached down and scooped out a handful of muck and wiped it on my carpet of the car down by the floor mat, finished off and went inside. the next morning scottyLegion came over for something and we ended up having to run out somewhere in my car. i looked down and it was all crusty and white. i remembered what it was. i looked at scotty and was like "hey what the fugg is that ****" he was like "i dunno" i was like "what you mean i dunno, feel it, what is it?" he was scratching it and rubbing it and all and i was falling out of the car laughing. i told him it was a mixture of her juice and my nut that he was rubbing his hand all in..............he was pissed !!!!!its a classic story to this date !

 

Ahhahahahahahaha
I'm laughing out loud at work.

 

holy **** thats fuggin great !!!!!

 

tummysizer..............hahahahahahahahhahaaa

 

holy **** thats hilarious........i would like to see the look on your mom face