ok ok. Here we go...

I'm at work one day and WallBanger calls me after lunch. WallBanger used to wake up around 1:00-2:00pm everyday.... must be nice to be unemployed. Even when she had a job, it didn't last much longer than a month. Let's see now, during this "wonderful time" when I dated her, she somehow managed to be hired AND fired from McDonalds (twice), Pizza Hut, Dunkin Donuts, CVS (twice), Burger King, Dots (clothing store), TSR Wireless, MVP Sports, An Old Age Home (yes, she helped old people), A Tanning Salon, and a Convenient Store. FIRED from every single one of them. You see, WallBanger seemed to have a HUGE issue with discipline, responsibility, and authority. I guess she never felt they were necessary qualities to possess.

So WallBanger calls me around 1:30pm to bother me, make plans, see what I'm doing, whatever you want to call it. I sometimes referred to these phone calls as "reservation calls". She always tried making plans with me early because if one of my friends called first, I sure wasn't blowing THEM off for her. On this day I "mistakenly" made plans. Sure than ****, an hour later a friend calls me and says, "There is a huge party down the street tonight... you in?". He gets me all fired up about this party so I did what every normal 19 year old would do... I say, "You bet your *** I'll be there". Problem!!! Now I'm all excited about this party and I sure as hell can't bring WallBanger there. I can't call her back and cancel my plans because typically that turns into a fighting match. These "phone fights" usually end with multiple hang-ups, her calling me back endlessly, boss getting involved, etc etc. A few times she's even had it out with my boss on the phone and remember, she never did well with authority. She'll get on the phone and tell my boss to **** off and says stuff like, "Who the hell does he think you are invading our conversation, blah, blah, blah". You can imagine how well this works for me come review time. So I did the best thing for me and I didn't call her back. This way I can avoid the fight, embarrassment, and proceed to the party without her.

I'm at the party now and somehow she got wind I was there. I blew her off, never called her, and now she shows up bullshit. Words are exchanged and the next thing I know, a beer is being poured on my head (by WallBanger) In the meantime, my friends are outside trying to flip her car over. My friends loved this girl. They found an old refrigerator in the woods and somehow it ended up in the backseat. As we continue to fight, someone in the house tells me her car is being ruined. I run outside and flipout on my friends. Now, normally I wouldn't be upset at my friends for helping me but in this case, they were not. What they didn't know is I'm paying for this car. I bought it, insured it, and registered it for her so she wouldn't bother me. As stated in my previous post I always drov her *** around and was getting quit sick of it. Now the car is ruined, I have to call a tow truck, I have to driver her home, all my money is gone, and she's still bitching in my ear about how I blew her off.

After the dust clears, I'm stuck driving her home. We get there and she won't get out of my truck. We sit in her driveway for 45 minutes and it's 1:00am. THE CHICK WON'T GET OUT OF MY TRUCK!! The whole, "I'm not getting out until we settle this" crap. At this point I'm threatenin to honk the horn and wake up her parents. About 10 more minutes go by and I begin laying on the horn. Her stepfather and brother come out bullshit and "as a team" we rip her out of my truck. Everyone is yelling. Big scene in the middle of the night and now all the neighbors are flocking outside like a fatal car crash just happened on their lawn. We finally get her out of my truck and I speed down the street making my getaway.

After all this, I decied to drive back to the party. I'm sitting at a red light and the next thing I know she is pulling up next to me in her brothers car..... guess she hasn't had enough excitement for the evening. I rolled up my window and ignored her while she yells through her passenger window. Light turns green and I drop the hammer down. She begins to follow me but she can't stay up. Every redlight she's yelling out the window like a complete lunatic. I actually had to try and lose her because she just wouldn't give up. I drove around aimlessly for hours after that because I knew if I went home, she would probably be there waiting for me. I forget how this whole fight ended but I'm sure it involved some hate ****ing again and me calling her back.

Makes you wonder who had the problems?

Lata,
Bri

 

The problem is, every time I get tired of screwing women that can groove about as good as a dead fish, I end up calling her.

And your girl sounds surprisingly familiar, does she have a sister in Montana

 

Interesting, I thought the only thing my right hand was good for was punching the munchkin.

 

these stories make my day!!!!!!!!!!

 

how come I never get any good psyco stories

 

You never answer your phone when they call you back

 

That was my problem too. She was my first. I was young, insecure, comfortable, etc. I had a crush on this girl growing up and I finally got her. She was beautiful. She did some modeling work for Revlon and competed in the Miss America Pageant. Physically, she was everything I wanted. I dated this girl for almost 4 years putting up with this ****. My parents had their differences and were going through a divorce at the time. Her parents were a complete mess also. I thought this way a halfway normal relationship. Man, was I wrong. I quickly learned how great a decent relationship can be. I've been dating Tara for 5 years and it's wonderful. She is the best!!! I couldn't be happier. I can't believe how different my relationship is now and it's reassuring to know I wasn't the one with the problem back then.

Brian

PS. I will say, I learned a lot about people in that relationship. I learned a lot about myself. I learned how fortunate I was to grow up in a decent family and have respectable parents and decent morals. I also learned how evil people can be.... how people see / act differently. I learned the value of a decent, upstanding, respectable partner. I learn how things ARE NOT suppose be. I was very young and thought everyone was like me, ya know? Boy, was I wrong.

 

it always does

me too.. i swear.. im surfin stuntlife.. go into RM forums.. then im like..YES!!! more posts in the insensitive thread :YEAH

 

This just in, got a text from psycho- "bought a car, it's silver!"

 

Wow, the views on this may hit an all time record" going for 1k :YEAH

 

best thread ever.

 

Hey what happened to the psycho stories

 

Hell, I haven't talked to her since Friday! I think I might have done it good finally. It's been so nice here, all I can think about is riding. I'll probably scrape up a story tomorrow for you. I'd hate to let the thread die

 

classic, this thread to should be distributed to newborn baby boys at the hospital for life guidance

 

Psychos like that never hide for long, I'm sure we'll have a great story by week's end! We have faith in her!

 

yeah, shes waitng, quietly in the shadows, coming up win a nonsensical plan to attemp to make you jealous

 

We should all make predictions on what her next crazy plan is. oh pick me i wanna go first!

ok here we go: she's gonna call you and say she's pregnant with your twins, but has aids and is on death row.....

come on, whoever get closest wins a CRF50!!

 

Damn, speak of the devil, and you're wrong man. I get a text "Bailey (her ****ing ratdog) is having seizure, come help"

That's a new one, I'll give her that

 

I think I just threw my back out in a fit of intense laughter. Her dog is having a seizer, didn't see that one coming! tell her you'll dig her a ratdog sized grave if she buys you a new shovel. men love shovels, what can I say