Jay Carnes

Tizone's on a tear the little ****!
got so wasted he crashed his truck
veared off the road & wailed a curb stone
15 year old bitches he loves to bone!
They **** him off so he posts all these pics!
Even the one that shows his little *** dick!
The kid gets more *** than a public toilet seat
See that bitch over there? She wants me. She's in heat
Ounce for ounce, beer for beer
he sure does keep up the little queer
******* kid gets on my TTR and 12's it & I say Wowsa!
5 Foot assassin is ******* doogy Howser!

hessogood

look at this kid he think he got game
writin' 'bout ******* when he's one in the same
ridin a 6 doin' crazy ape hangers
danced with jay's girl but still didn't bang her
he's not tall enough to ride on splash mountain
he so damn short, jay's pug tried to mount him
he's got **** locked down when he's kinda tipsy
but look at him sober, just a big sissy
and don't forget dumb *** tim in the closet
gave him some **** and the ****** just lost it
fights with his girl like it's goin' out of style
knock that bitch down, get rid of the child

ProzaK

Its on you wanna be stuntin mother ******...
break out that R1 you ****** sucker...
i hit your bitch with a lil game...
next thing you hear is her screamin my name...
you think your a pimp on that ****** quad runnnin your lip
come on please i can do a back flip
bangin out wheelies for days poundin a beer...
anyone can do that u ****** queer...
remember that time you 12'd going 45
that was the funniest thing seeing you dive...
kid gets up smashed up abd bleeding...
crying like a liitle bitch thats teething...
flip that ****** over and keep riding you *****
and no one was supposed to know about my little *** dick...

jimmyjammer

One night I'm down at Imps
These two guys looking like pimps
Ones named Jay
The other Tizone
These two boys if they only had known
One's got a fiddy
The other on a Quad
Pullin crazy stunna ****
OH MY GOD
15 deep into a 30 rack
That's how these Icy Hot Stunna's like to Mac
Two in the pink one in the stink
I'm like HOLY **** I didn't know what to think

silent1

Looking for me?
The TBG?
The Token Black Guy?
Who likes to get high? Cyalatabye?
Yup I'm here and it's time to speak
Cuz I'm looking at this **** above, and it's hella weak.
Try as I might to defend myself
From that crazy ******* elf
Tizzone
He best get gone.
He thinks he's the **** calling me gay
But be it as it may
He's MY bitch today.
So as I slip in the backside
Shattering his pride
By giving him sublime injections of erotic errections
I catch him smiling with delight
Like an angel in flight.
But wait, what's this? Oh, I'm outta time.
So the fun must end.
Much like this rhyme.

ProzaK

ill say it once and ill say it again...
HesSoGay is a ******.. he aint got any friends
trys to pawn of his girl to anyone thats near...
shes just to cover up the fact that hes queer...
him and cam, they lover to play in the mud..
to them nothings better than a mouth full of pud
if i keep hearin your mouth you will meet your death
stay outta my face you you got ****** dick breath
kid loves a good **** reaming...
trys to roll with the big boys... now your really dreaming..
Look at everyone trying to compete...
what the **** are u thinkin... tizone youl never defeat

hessogood

In chimes the black guy
like a god given right,
thinks he can rhyme,
thinks his ***** tight,
his attempt at tongue flippin'
is sidda-dee-sa-sorry
pack up your bags and go home to mommy
I can smoke this kid
even with his big *** twin,
you need to stop rhymin'
and go to the gym
aw look at this
my times almost out
come back at me freestlyle
or shut up and pout

ProzaK

What did u say somthin, you wanna die ??
yea im talkin to u token gay guy
come over here... im gonan jump up and punch you in the eye
yea im a midget dont stop me from gettin my dick wet
aww you all mad cause your gay lover didnt get over the drip yet ?
yea so what im also a carrier..spread that **** HIV...
everyone will have it in time youll see
oh wait i forgot to tell u.. i got hepititous alphabet... yea.. A throu Z
you think im kiddin... do u see these bumps....
deal with std's hospitals are for chumps..
now lets get back to the point right here...
how many times i gotta remind you... YOUR QUEER

hessogood

listen to tony
on his tough guy rampage
all these **** girls
I think he's got AIDS
works for the town
as a system admin
he'll cry and he'll frown
but he's not gonna win
he tries to throw bows
but he fights like a girl
I'm rockin bright diamonds,
and you're covered in pearl

ProzaK

thats a funny picture... you and ice..
go back home and finish your rice...
against me you wont win your gonna get beat...
so shut up and grab a ****** seat
you lil kid..
i outta kick your lid
kids lyrics are that of a 4th grader
cause hes probly bangin the one writing his **** on paper
keep hittin them lil young ones you pedofile..
im not gonna be the one stuck in bubba's room for a while
thats right hes gonna rip your *** to shred
specailly when your his bitch.. and makes u sleep in his bed
youll be hold onto the head board eyes poppin outta your dome
your thinkin nothing could be worse.. his dicks bigger than road cone
**** none of yall can ryhme...
until i see some **** im done wastin my time

jimmyjammer

****** this ****** that
Makes me wonder where y'alls mind is at
Maybe you really don't get any pooty-tang
And you think all this gay talk aint no thang
Please I beg you make it stop
It makes me thing all you want is a 12 inch ****
Midget this Token black guy that
HesSoGay says "My face your *** is where it's at!!"
All this gay *** rhymin's
Got each and every one of you chiming
Peace out and **** that
All this gay *** rhymin aint where it's at

Jay Carnes

5'4" w/ a pair of heals
Ain't got a truck cause he pop'd his wheels
callin' the kettle black as he see's em drinkin a beer
ur a ***, ur a ***, ur a *** oh and your a queer
I think our little Tony might a closet pickle packer
When his bitches step outa line he wacks-er
The word im looking for is a Homophobe
Covering his bitches w/ a big *** load
161 pounds the little midget wieghed
A system administrators is what gets him paid
Now i may be being to harsh on the guy
might stand on chair & nut in my eye
Nah, i just playin w/ a "T"
Rip Tides tonight is the place to "B"
Bitches & Bud light in the hurricane room tonight
with any luck, me U & Tim will get in a fight
Im out for now can't rhyme any more
remember for the record, my moms a *****

hessogood

look at this chump pointin' fingers at us
when all on his grill, a nut I did bust
this ****** kid, he drinks like a sissy
his little white *** even fits on his fiffty
you betta calm down don't want to **** of this boy
look at you kid, gettin' played like a toy
think I'm eatin' rice like some kinda slant eye
you're thinking of cam, talk about high
fell right out the chair and onto the rug
passed out where he landed, got fucked by a pug
you can try to diss but you're looking for trouble
look in the mirror, weren't you wee man's stunt double

ProzaK

since no one can battle hmm lets see
how much more **** i can write about MOP
wheelien' 1000 miles per hour
bet your *** thats missuse of power
best tricks the god is a god damn christ...
your heads missin some **** if u think that will get u iced...
thinkin your all bad **** chillin with drew stone...
probly going home and rollin up a bone..
thinkin his new movies gonna have you guys thrashin...
only thing in there is MOP crashin
OG1 likes to crash alot on his gixxer
u see that **** in worcester.. what a funny picture
for now.. thats it... thats what i got to say
just make sure if u see them commin.. get out da way


MOP dont take this personal... if u read all the other rimes... i called everyone i rapped about gay.. lmao so relax

silent1

Goddamit, why don't you two leave me alone?
Hessogay and little Tizzone.
Can't you two see I'm trying to do work?
So chill out already, maybe you can go jerk
Off to the image of my black anaconda
That the two of you happen to be fond of.
And while I'm at it, why you care if I'm queer?
Wanna step to me? Maybe get near?
I don't swing like that, you better get real.
I'm 100% hetero, my dick ain't yo' meal.
So if you'll excuse me, I'm real busy, ok?
We should all drink tonite, 'cuz it's Thong Thursday!!!

ProzaK

HAHAHAHAHA holy ****... i just got beat down...


lol ****** great... im laughin my *** off at work...
ppl lookin around like im some kinda dork...
im gonna think of some rimes pretty soon
until then leave me alone.. or ill stab u with a spoon

ProzaK

whos up next.. whos commin out the closet...
oh **** here he comes now.. he just got an **** deposit
walks into the bathroom and blasts a *** fart
oh your *** hurts, forgot to use KY, danm your smart
why do i rap about gays i dont know..
maybe im just a flaming homo...
if u know me and u know my past...
youll know girlies only see my wrath...
that right 2" inches of fury baby
does she feel it ? who knows maybe
look at everyone beating me down...
but guess where everyones comming tonight.. my town
yea plymouth is the place to be thurs night...
warming up at my condo ****** right
gonna pound beer like i did on my birthday
pass out on the floor naked again i may
but i know one thing theres gonne be some drinkin fo shezzy
and all u ****** better have your drinkin shoes on believe me

Jay Carnes

im ******* dying over here. laughin' like an idiot @ work. people dont know what the **** im doing.

ProzaK

lol i want more ppl to join in... if your readin this **** start rappin!!!!!

this is ****** awesome... next best thing to thong thurs.. lol

Jay Carnes

Freestlye Fridays!!!!!!