better than have a ripped open *******

 

the last few years I had a more complicated return with multiple forms and ****......I had H&R Block do them........and I owed which sucked and paid like $100 to have them done.

I call them this year after hearing on the radio that simple returns would only cost $39......the lady asked me if I was eligible for the new earned income deal......she said that due to that it would cost between $139 and $309......I laughed at her and hung up.

I did them myself on H&R Block Online for free (had to pay $30 for state).....they are done and e-filed and I'm getting $2000 back!!

 

there have been countless times i wiped till it bled after shitting at work. There have also been countless times I stopped wiping because it was getting too sore, but wasnt clean yet. I wonder if i can take legal action here lol

 

I had that problem when I first moved into this apt.....the seat was a cushioned one......I replaced it with a hard wood one......now it only happens very rarely......but still awful......although at home it's not as bad....

 

the quality of the TP doesn't effect me.....I only use TP to line the toilet......baby wipes FTW

 

You ever see those handicap toilet seats that are like 5" thick? I want one of those

 

-1 I work with quite a few attractive women.....total walk of shame with my baby wipes under my arm.....but at least they know I'm clean!!

 

i find that using only baby wipes leaves my *** wet, which i dislike of course. I only use them when i need them, and then i dry it up with regular tp after them.

 

the only ones that matter would be the ones that secretly want to lick your ******* and now they know its safe, so no loss of points on any front

 

[mike]
your honor have you ever ripped your ******* open because of cheap *** toilette paper ?

[judge]
judgment plaintiff , defendant is here by ordered to pay mike m the sum of $10000 in damages and $5000 in pain and suffering

 

Word. Bloody *** sucks.

 

I start the process with TP. Once it's pretty clean I go to the baby wipes. I buy the singles so two fit right in my pocket. After that I do the drying wipe with TP. I couldn't stand having a wet ***.

 

My god I drove home for lunch to let my wife borrow my Jeep, took her car out of the garage, ate some lunch, let the dogs out, drove back to work and the bathroom/shitting/paper conversation is still going on. Hahaha

 

I have one but took it off due to complaints (I like it though). My wife works for a DME (durable medical equipment company). That's where you get them. Some Wal Mart's carry dme too

 

Judge: "The jury will now examine photos of the ripped rectum we have been discussing"

 

+1 that's the way I see it too!!

 

wet *** doesn't bother me and I find the aloe ones to be soothing!! It's dry by the time I walk back to my desk.....

 

Wet *** is the worst. ****'s itchy a a mothafucka.

 

+1

It goes like this:
Step 1 use wet wipe
Step 2 if still nasty, repeat step 1
Step 3 use dry toilet paper

 

i'm a girl and i don't poop