Originally Posted by toneth

That'd actually be kinda gross... everyone's **** getting soaked up in the carpet and your pants being on the floor when you were taking a ****. Carpet would never fly here, because some ******* floods the bathroom on our floor at least twice a week and we have to use different ones It's kind of fun though, because I sort of enjoy taking dumps on other peoples floors in this building. It's kind of like an afternoon workday adventure, every bathroom is different and has something else to offer. Today or tomorrow I might work my way up to 20's, see what's going on up there. Maybe they got some of those toilet seat cover things.

(I get really bored at work)

Originally Posted by scott3824

looks like anti-static carpeting used for raised floors

Originally Posted by DOKE

Those covers never work right. "nesting" with toilet paper is my preferred technique. I'm a pro. Even make a font cover so my junk doesn't touch the bowl from the cut out in the seat.

Toilet origami *******

Originally Posted by scott3824

never seen one

Originally Posted by MikeM

when i worked in brooklyn, i remember how ******* filthy the bathrooms were in our building. On every floor, even the ones we didnt occupy, every bathroom was a shithole. I personally think all of brooklyn is a shithole anyway.

Originally Posted by scott3824

looks like anti-static carpeting used for raised floors

Originally Posted by toneth

I've used them before, never really liked them. They don't work very well.... but in the 24th floor ******* they might have some sort of VIP bathroom with magical seat covers. I go with the nesting technique too and have to make the front cover or I go nuts. I always lose the front cover though the second I do a courtesy flush then I'm in panic mode. If my dick touches the front of the bowl or the water it immediately ***** up my entire day and I'm skeeved the **** out. If the bathroom doors locked I'd wash my dick in the sink but since they don't I just deal with it grossed out.

Originally Posted by toneth

Yeah they're really shitty here. Some are nicer than others though.. my goal is to **** in every bathroom in this building. Every time you go to take a **** on my floor when you pick your pants up they're covered in white powdery **** you need to brush off.

Originally Posted by MikeM

Wanna hear somethign gross? Im tall and skinny and part black, and if i dont sit the right way, it touches the water. Sometimes when im really drunk i forget and then that ruins the rest of my night cuz i have to go home and wash it with rubbing alcohol

Originally Posted by MikeM

drywall dust or cokehead fail?

Originally Posted by toneth

**** that ****. Pin stripes and timbs all day baby.

Originally Posted by Zuki750

You haven't been wearing your boot sock when you ride.

Originally Posted by toneth

Do you guys get decent toilet paper? The **** we get is like wiping your *** with printer paper. Same ******* texture.

Originally Posted by MikeM

we get newspaper lol. sometimes i bring my own roll from home, when i runs out i usually forget to replace it for like a year

Originally Posted by MikeM

we get newspaper lol. sometimes i bring my own roll from home, when i runs out i usually forget to replace it for like a year

Originally Posted by toneth

Oh man, it's really coming down HARD right now. So much for not buying it, huh Mike?
Theres like a foot outside my door and its coming down harder than it was all night now.

Originally Posted by toneth

You walk to the bathroom holding a roll of toilet paper?
That's gotta be like the walk of shame. Every hot chick in the office knowing you're about to take a ****.

Originally Posted by Zuki750

We have good paper here. Double ply, not too rough, not too soft. I hate paper that is too soft.