just spit on your hand first

 

are you one of those ******** who has problems playing 'away' games?

I am too

 

Not usually but lately I only **** at work.....thank god for baby wipes.....but going to and from the crapper with baby wipes at work feels like the walk of shame.....

 

i bring my own roll of TP in and out every time. at first, people used to look at me weird, some still do. Lately ive noticed a lot of other people doing it. In fact, the majority of the women in the building bring their own roll now. Only a few other guys so far.

 

need to change the oil in my f4i, that ***** been cooked so many times im surprised it still works.

 

TP is so barbaric.......baby wipes FTW

 

That surprises me about you.....I figured you for a maintenance guy.....I am

 

i used to have those at home, then when becky moved in we started going through an entire box a day. not sure how thats possible, i think she poops like 8 times a day

 

nope, i hate maintenance. I spend 1 day out of my weekend replacing auto parts that arent considered maintenance, and thats too much time already.

 

Heres my list for this weekend:

Bike:
Replace CCT
replace spark plugs
Oil and filter
air filter.

Neon:
Oil and filter
replace radio

Jeep:
replace a valve stem
oil filter, and top off the oil
replace tranny fluid

Tractor:
oil change

Dirt bike:
ez pull clutch lever


Its all easy stuff, theres just so much of it to do.

 

I never use TP, just baby wipes, but Catherine goes through a roll of TP like every other day......I don't know what she uses it for......I think she dresses up like a mummy when I'm not there......

 

Those are a lot of little jobs.....and one thing I've learned is the simple jobs never are......good luck......

 

I'll be in CT this weekend, if you want a reason to blow off your chores you and becky should come hang out at the lake friday night and saturday!!

 

damn it's gonna be $1500 a class for my mba ... hope i can get 100% reimbursed

 

it's dark and dirty 5 minutes after you put it in ... run full syn and change every 5000

 

I've seen it come out a nice even brown color when changed at 3000......it was black......but like I said I have full synthetic now and I'm gonna go 4000 and take a look.

But I appreciate your opinions......

 

girls use a big wad every time they pee. when the kids were here we'd go through a full roll in way less than a day, and it always seems to be me who changes teh roll.

when i lived alone a roll would last me months

 

where in ct?

 

I never use it so i never change the roll.....she knows where it is......

 

i'll end up getting about a third of that done. i think im gonna focus on oil changes first