Pfizer corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. It gives new meaning
to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned
"stiff drink".

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "Mount & Do."

 

lol that one is good

 

Holy ****, I think that must be why I had a boner at work yesterday!! I was ok until I drank what I THOUGHT was Mountain Dew.... damn I must have hit the wrong button on the machine