A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Wal-Mart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.

When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.

The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"

The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."

The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"

The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might."

 

pretty funny.

 

In pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin.

. Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of, mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were:

. Mycoxafailin

. Mydixadrupin

. Mydixarizin

. Mydixadud

. Dixafix

. Ibepokin

 

ibepokin ... lol

 

bonertussin?

 

yea im not good wit medicines so i dont kno wat u guys are talkin about

 

 

My_dix_a_drupin
My_dix a_rizin
My_dix_a_dud
I_be_pokin

 

 

how bout
coxuhswelin

 

first time I heard that one