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Old 07-17-2003, 01:20 PM
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Jokes and oneliners...
Top ten slogans being considered by Viagra.

10. Viagra, it's "Whaazzzzzzzzz up!"
9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, like a rock
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight
6. Viagra, be all that you can be
5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, tastes great..........more filling
2. Viagra, we bring good things to life
And the number one slogan is:
This is your *****...this is your ***** on drugs. Any questions?
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:21 PM
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I saw the greatest bumber sticker the other day

"My other ride is your daughter"
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:22 PM
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What did the fish say when he swam in to a cement wall?


















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Old 07-17-2003, 01:33 PM
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lol you guys
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:34 PM
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but you do know that Viagra is the weapon!!
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:38 PM
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Ok so if Storks deliver babies what deliver no babies?






































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This is absolutely horrible and I am probably going to hell for it but does anyone know what is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:40 PM
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Not being retarded
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Originally posted by Jay6
Not being retarded

U my friend are going to hell!
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Yup but hey I thought about helping an old lady cross the street today. That must count for something
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Teach was suppose to be sponsored by Viagra.... his slogan was "I'm up for the next race." No?
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:50 PM
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Originally posted by Brian_C6
Teach was suppose to be sponsored by Viagra.... his slogan was "I'm up for the next race." No?
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Old 07-17-2003, 02:13 PM
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there is definately nothing better to do in maine
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If your that bored you could always get goin a big game of ooky cookie
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yeah ok
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Old 07-17-2003, 02:19 PM
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Come on now, dont be cranky with us because you cant go to Portland
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Originally posted by Jay6
Come on now, dont be cranky with us because you cant go to Portland
I can go anywhere I want cranky pants.lol
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Does Bill have his poopy pants on today????
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Originally posted by Sweeet
Does Bill have his poopy pants on today????
LFMAO

She called the **** poop
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Originally posted by Sweeet
Does Bill have his poopy pants on today????
nah I just chnged out of them..
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