Top ten slogans being considered by Viagra.

10. Viagra, it's "Whaazzzzzzzzz up!"
9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, like a rock
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight
6. Viagra, be all that you can be
5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, tastes great..........more filling
2. Viagra, we bring good things to life
And the number one slogan is:
This is your *****...this is your ***** on drugs. Any questions?

 

I saw the greatest bumber sticker the other day

"My other ride is your daughter"

 

What did the fish say when he swam in to a cement wall?


















dam!!

 

lol you guys

 

but you do know that Viagra is the weapon!!

 

Ok so if Storks deliver babies what deliver no babies?






































Two Swallows

 

This is absolutely horrible and I am probably going to hell for it but does anyone know what is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

 

Not being retarded

 

U my friend are going to hell!

 

Yup but hey I thought about helping an old lady cross the street today. That must count for something

 

Teach was suppose to be sponsored by Viagra.... his slogan was "I'm up for the next race." No?

 

 

there is definately nothing better to do in maine

 

If your that bored you could always get goin a big game of ooky cookie

 

yeah ok

 

Come on now, dont be cranky with us because you cant go to Portland

 

I can go anywhere I want cranky pants.lol

 

Does Bill have his poopy pants on today????

 

LFMAO

She called the **** poop

 

nah I just chnged out of them..