I once read something on why women were made the way they are small feel and short and stuff like that I just wanna show my girlfriend because she dont believe me.

 

Small feet so they can stand closer to the sink. That's all I remember.

 

Why do you never buy your woman a watch? Because there is a clock on the stove.
Why do brides wear white? So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

 

what do you call that useless piece of skin just above the vagina?
A Woman

 

I don't get it

 

I think that was funnier than the joke!

 

lol...

What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice....

What do you do when your bitch leaves the kitchen? Shorten the chain...

These are all repeats of a post where some guy listed a **** load of them.. some funny ****.. Look for it...