Raisin Bread Please:

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and
glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length
of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread -- on
the very top shelf, he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some
raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young
man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she
comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he
is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male
customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf
of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of
another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for
raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down. After
many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have
to try the raisin bread herself.

Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for
another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below.
She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking
up at her who hasn't placed an order yet. Thinking to save herself another
trip up and down the ladder she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"

"No," croaked the old man, " but it's a quiverin' "...

 

 

lmao gotta love old ppl

 

ich, old man ***** jokes! gross

 

lmao