A rich white man in Richmond, Virginia decided that he wanted to

throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also

invited Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood.



He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.



Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters

and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said,

"I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to

anyone who has the ***** to jump in."



The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and

everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!



Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ***! Leroy was jabbing the

gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of ****

like head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator

through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.



The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator

were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let

it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.



Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him

in disbelief.



Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."



No, that's okay. I don't want it.", said Leroy.



The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then?"



No thanks. I don't want it.", answered Leroy.



The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was

amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"



Again Leroy said no.



Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"



Leroy said, "I want the name of the *********a who pushed me in the pool!"

 

ZOLTAN

 

and still no money