Official Text Message Thread
05-20-2009, 03:01 PM
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
teacher asks a boy whats the biggest word you know? boy says masturbation. teacher says wow thats a mouthful. boy says no your thinkin of *******
05-20-2009, 03:04 PM
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
not every flower can say love, but a rose did. not every plant can survive thirst but a cactus did. not every retard can read but look at you go
05-20-2009, 03:05 PM
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
in 2010 the US Gov will start shipping retards away. my eyes watered when i thought of losin you. be strong wear your helmet and take your crayons
05-20-2009, 07:42 PM
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05-29-2009, 02:36 PM
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
a pimp tells his hoe, "yo bitch, cook me sumthin that reminds you of how good i ****!" she says, "ok! a venna sausage and sum minute rice will be right up"
05-29-2009, 02:42 PM
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
****** women!! boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, botox, pierced nipples, tattoos, bikini wax..... and the bitch wont take it in the *** cause it hurts?!?!?! WTF
06-01-2009, 02:02 PM
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
A junkie was stayin the summer with his grandma. He walks into the living room and askes her "Grandma have you seen my pills??" She replies, "**** your pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
09-24-2009, 11:02 PM
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
what kind of funny chain texts have been sent to your phone?
Last night i got a good one.
i asked santa for a hummer with lots of chrome for christmas, ****** sent me a crack ***** with braces!
send to all your friends!
can we keep the conversation to a minimum in this thread please so its easier to locate the messages?
Thank you.
Last night i got a good one.
i asked santa for a hummer with lots of chrome for christmas, ****** sent me a crack ***** with braces!
send to all your friends!
can we keep the conversation to a minimum in this thread please so its easier to locate the messages?
Thank you.
09-24-2009, 11:04 PM
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09-27-2009, 04:22 AM
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
So this chick goes to gynecologist. He tells her to put her legs in the stirrups and he turns around and screams. Chicks like wtf? Doctor says "Im sorry its just thats the biggest gaping **** Iv ever seen" The doctors words stuck in her mind just buggin the crap out of her so she when she gets home she goes in the bedroom and tears a mirror right off the wall and puts it on the floor. Then she pulls her panties off and straddles the mirror tryin to look at her *****. Just then her husband busts thru the door. "Honey are you alright I heard a crash" chick says "No no Im fine" "Oh OK then" husband says "just b careful not to fall into that big gaping hole in the floor"
