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Old 09-27-2009, 11:33 PM
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So I did a google search for a hummer with lots of chrome. Your number came up. When did you get braces?

lil twist on it there
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:21 AM
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Confucuis say: Fool give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucuis say: crowded elevator smell different to midget
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Old 10-10-2009, 08:06 PM
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Confucuis say: Man who go to bed horny wake up with solution in hand
Confucuis say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Confucuis say: Man who walk around with hand in pocket, fell cocky all day
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Old 10-11-2009, 02:39 AM
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confucuis say: man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger
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Old 10-11-2009, 06:07 AM
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confucuis say: he who fart in church, sits on his own pew
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Old 10-12-2009, 04:14 AM
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Heres am actual text I got

Hey dude this is very important. Save this message to your phone and only in case of an emergency scroll down







If this is an emergency quit wasting time and call 911 dumbass
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Old 10-12-2009, 05:57 AM
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Good stuff!! lol
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Old 10-23-2009, 06:35 PM
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annual ******* contest tonight at Casey's Bar in Rensselaer! They've asked if you would please stay home this year so a girl can win this time....
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why are women so good at oral sex? because just the thought of sucking the life out of a man makes them happy
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after 20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out husband always used a *****.
wife says "explain the ***** ************"
husband says "explain the kids bitch"
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Definition of FUCKED: When a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a wife, and a girlfriend, and all four are a month late
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Definition of FUCKED: When a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a wife, and a girlfriend, and all four are a month late

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If your having a bad day, just remember it could be worse. you could be a conjoined twin, stuck to a gay brother who has a date tonite and your the one with the butthole
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WARNING TO ALL MEN:

Femal Sexual Predators are using a date rape drug called ******** to lure men into scams called relationships
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Tomorrow is "Hug a Retard Day". Don't freak out like you did last year. Nobody's try'n to take your ****'n helmet.
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a guy asks a girl "you ever had magic sex?" girl says "how do you do that?" guy says "we **** then i disappear! tadah bitch!''
I do that all the time
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Definition of FUCKED: When a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a wife, and a girlfriend, and all four are a month late
Buhahaha
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tomorrow is "hug a retard day". Don't freak out like you did last year. Nobody's try'n to take your ****'n helmet.
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If your having a bad day, just remember it could be worse. you could be a conjoined twin, stuck to a gay brother who has a date tonite and your the one with the butthole
hahahahaha never heard that one before bout start sending some txts out ... good posts KO
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hahahahaha never heard that one before bout start sending some txts out ... good posts KO
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