Official Text Message Thread
10-10-2009, 07:06 PM
#103
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
Confucuis say: Man who go to bed horny wake up with solution in hand
Confucuis say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Confucuis say: Man who walk around with hand in pocket, fell cocky all day
Confucuis say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Confucuis say: Man who walk around with hand in pocket, fell cocky all day
10-12-2009, 03:14 AM
#106
DONT READ THIS! Dammit!
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
Heres am actual text I got
Hey dude this is very important. Save this message to your phone and only in case of an emergency scroll down
If this is an emergency quit wasting time and call 911 dumbass
Hey dude this is very important. Save this message to your phone and only in case of an emergency scroll down
If this is an emergency quit wasting time and call 911 dumbass
10-23-2009, 05:39 PM
#110
Re: Official Text Message Thread
after 20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out husband always used a *****.
wife says "explain the ***** ************"
husband says "explain the kids bitch"
wife says "explain the ***** ************"
husband says "explain the kids bitch"
10-23-2009, 05:49 PM
#112
10-23-2009, 05:49 PM
#113
One Wheel Pimp'n
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Re: Official Text Message Thread
If your having a bad day, just remember it could be worse. you could be a conjoined twin, stuck to a gay brother who has a date tonite and your the one with the butthole
10-23-2009, 08:39 PM
#116
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10-23-2009, 10:07 PM
#117
DONT READ THIS! Dammit!
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lmao
10-25-2009, 10:20 AM
#119
Re: Official Text Message Thread
