yo mommas so retarted her teacher told her do an essay, so she went a boned a mexican..

 

your mommas so fat when she dances the band skips

 

your mommas so fat she got a makeover on mtv's pimp my ride

 

yo mommas so nasty even her crabs wear condoms..

 

yo mommas so fat she went to sea world and Shamu snapped a picture of her..

 

yo momma is so nasty she ate ur dads pinkie toe cause it had a corn on it

 

yo mommas got a mouth on the back of her neck and the b i tch chew like this

 

bwahahahaha

 

 

keep um coming guys

 

yo mommas so cross eyed her husband left her for seeing a dude on the side..

 

yo mommas house is so durty that c0ckroaches have to drive dunebuggies

 

your mom is so skinny i sneezed and she fell

 

yo mommas so fat when she wears her malcolm X jacket helicopters land on her back!!!

 

your Mommas So Old She Drives A Stick Shift Cadillac

 

your Mommas So Fat She Wore A Coke Cola T Shirt And Alittle Kid Climbed Up Her Leg Put 50 Cents In Her Ear And Pressed Her Titty

 

 

Yo Momma so old someone told her to act her age and she died.

 

yo momma is so stupid - she sold the car for gas money

 

Your Momma so ugly she applied for the ugly contest and they told her "No Professionals Allowed".

Your Momma so fat that when she bends over we enter daylight savings time.

Your Momma so fat, you tell her to haul *** and she has to make two trips.

Your Momma is so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Your Momma is so nasty, I called her to say "Hello" and she gave me an ear infection.

Your Momma is so bald, you can see what's on her mind.

Your Momma is like a shotgun....five ***** and she's ready to blow.

Your Momma so nasty, I asked her "what's for lunch" and she opened her legs and said "Crabs".