Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!

Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker

Yo mama's so hairy she uses cement for hair gel.

Yo mama's so hairy commercial razors don't do the job, she has to just the industrial types.

Yo mama's so hairy she has to apply weedkillers to slow down her hair growth.

Yo mama's so hairy she uses a garbage bag as a shower cap.

Yo mama's so hairy she does commercials for Rogaine.

Yo mama's so hairy it takes the barber a few days to cut her hair.

Yo mama's so hairy she looks a lot taller than she really is.

Yo mama's so hairy she was hired on the spot at a circus.

Yo mama's so hairy it takes a few scissors to to give her a haircut, because they go dull quickly.

Yo mama's so hairy she pulled out some tires and a Pepsi out while digging through her hair.

Yo mama's so hairy she almost got the role as Chewbacca.

Yo mama's so hairy she shaves with a lawn mower.

Yo mama's so hairy they almost thought she was an animal when she went to a pet store.

Yo mama's so hairy when she went to Jenny Craig's to lose weight, they told her to take care of her hair first.

Yo mama's so hairy if she could fly she would look like magic carpet.

Yo mama's so hairy Bigfoot couldn't believe his eyes.

Yo mama's so hairy they dye her hair different colors and cut it, so they could be used for different wigs.

 

most of them are gay

 

Some are funny but it looks like you got a little to much time on you hands.

 

my favorite is ur mama's so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out or ur mama's so fat when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips sorry i had to

 

your mamas so fat you can see stretch marks on her clothes