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Old 10-25-2006, 02:34 AM
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is so big she has to use a plunger to put in her contacts....








now this thread is the yo momma thread and keep it orginal.. i really made that up..

now shoot
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yo momma is soo retarded





























she didnt abort u

beat thta beotch
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on one gots nothing




ah im going to bed
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on one gots nothing




ah im going to bed
tell your mom to get some to cause im working her *** all night tomorrow..
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tell your mom to get some to cause im working her *** all night tomorrow..

yo momma joke b*tch. stick to it.

i.e. yo mamma ____________ etc etc...
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yo momma joke b*tch. stick to it.

i.e. yo mamma ____________ etc etc...

hey at least im getting some...
u on the other hand your girls box is so dry u have to pick the scabs to make it wet..
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hey at least im getting some...
u on the other hand your girls box is so dry u have to pick the scabs to make it wet..
getting soem what? rosy palms.


and hell yeah i pick my girls box. i got to inspect that **** after every time i throw her *** on the blcok to get mah money.
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hey Bill McMahon you momma is so ugly and dumb she was in line at my haunted house and i asked her to take off her mask.
and she tried..
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Yo mommas c unt is SOOOOOOOOOO nasty











they make contestants eat it out on fear factor!!

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your mommas so fat she has to use bacon for a bandaid
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your mom stinks so bad right guard had to call for backup
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your mom is so fat when she brought her dress to cleaners they said we dont do curtains

and your moms is so fat everytime she turns around we throw her a welcome back party
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your moms is so fat everytime she turns around we throw her a welcome back party

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your momma's so stupid the ***** tripped over a cordless phone
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your momma is so black, i shot a gun at her with the lights off, the bullet came running back to me with a flashlight saying " I CAN'T FIND THE B1TCH!!"
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yo mommas teeth are soo big.. she bites her chest when she sneezes












got that one off the tv show last week
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your mommas house is so dirty.. you wipe your feet on the way out
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yo momma is so black when she gets out of her car the oil light comes on
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your moms is so skinny she usesa cheerio to hula hoop
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yo mommas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter
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