> THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES
> >Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small
chair at the table, he
> >looks into his small bowl.It is empty.
> >"Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.
> >Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his
big chair. He looks
> into
> >his big bowl, and it is also empty.
> >"Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,"he roars.
> >Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and
> >yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we
have to go through this
> >with
> >you idiots?
> >It was Momma Bear who got up first,
> >it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house,
it was Momma Bear who
> >made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the
dishwasher from
> >last night, and put everything away,
> >it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early
morning air to fetch the
> >newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn
table, it was Momma Bear
who
> >put the friggin cat out, cleaned
> >the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food
dish, and, now that
> >you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
downstairs, and grace Momma
> >Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen
good, cause I'm only
> going
> >to say this one more time.


> >"I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET !!