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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 01:41 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by DIRTYJEFF636s
mine does 176 with stock sprockets

p.s. the 06 street bike not the 04 stunt bike
no it doesn't. your speedo may say it but your bike is not capable of it the only 600 that will break 170 is the brand new r6, im not going into the long debate of your speedo being off and how much its off but indicated and actual are completely different at those speeds.

i shut my stock geared 1000rr off and it read 186 the gps in my pocket read 172.
Old Sep 11, 2008 | 01:42 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by wheelburns
no it doesn't. your speedo may say it but your bike is not capable of it the only 600 that will break 170 is the brand new r6, im not going into the long debate of your speedo being off and how much its off but indicated and actual are completely different at those speeds.

i shut my stock geared 1000rr off and it read 186 the gps in my pocket read 172.
well it said 176, either way i was hauling ***
Old Sep 11, 2008 | 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by DIRTYJEFF636s
well it said 176, either way i was hauling ***
i got a friend with a turbo busa ive been on that thing at a gps indicated 214mph and all u think is wow i really won't feel this if something happens
Old Sep 11, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by wheelburns
i got a friend with a turbo busa ive been on that thing at a gps indicated 214mph and all u think is wow i really won't feel this if something happens
best way to go personally.
Old Sep 13, 2008 | 08:16 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

I have one to tell. When I was in Pakistan, I worked nights at a telemarketing place and our break for food was from 2-3AM. So anyway at 3 we are about to leave the cafe, and my one friend wants to take anothers bike for a ride. Of course the guy who owns the bike says no way, but wound up being convinced but said the only way he could is if I went along. Normally I wouldn't ride on the back of another dudes bike but I was broke and he said he'd buy me a pack of smokes so yeah. Anyway we're going down the road and he decides to try a clutch one up, he loops the bike at about 35 or so and we both have NO gear on, not even a helmet (cause as far as I knew we were just going up the street). So anyway I jump up and make sure my phone isn't broken, walk over to the bike and tell him to get off cause he was trying to start it and I was telling him to get off, then a cop walks up behind me. Let me say that over there if you're busted for a wheelie they take your bike and 6 months minimum in jail. So anyway, they throw is in the back of their truck and I woulda jumped out and ran if the gaurd wasn't strapped with an AK. Well we get to the station and about 20 minutes later my boss comes in cussing out the cops thinking they don't speak english, then he almost got locked up too. There was a lot of yelling back and forth and pushing and shoving cause over there they will actually fight you instead of just taze you. So after almost causing a brawl between 20 dudes and 5 cops, my cousin called his brother who has some connections and we got let off. Lucky I didn't make it past booking, they beat you up in jail over there and I was only 15 at the time hah.


The best part of the experience is when the cop was trying to drive our bike back to the station and was having a hard time because the gear thing (I forgot what you call it) got bent up so he had to reach down to downshift every time we stopped, and the dude with the AK was making fun of him the whole time.
Old Oct 2, 2008 | 07:12 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

i just got my first ticket since 1999(except window tint-N.H. sucks) in my car. 155 mph for about half a mile and there he was hiding on an off ramp quarter mile ahead. hit brakes so hard they shake so bad now. clocked me at 95 in a 65. $350.00!!!!!!!!!! if i knew that i would have kept going at that speed. wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old Oct 2, 2008 | 08:23 AM
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 08:35 AM
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Old Oct 3, 2008 | 03:45 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by wheelburns
no it doesn't. your speedo may say it but your bike is not capable of it the only 600 that will break 170 is the brand new r6, im not going into the long debate of your speedo being off and how much its off but indicated and actual are completely different at those speeds.

i shut my stock geared 1000rr off and it read 186 the gps in my pocket read 172.
i put my gps on the bike and the speedo on the bike (07 gixer1000) was fast by 3-5 mph at about 25-40, from 50-100 it was off 5-10 mph....
Old Oct 4, 2008 | 05:55 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by toyotafj40s
i have the utmost respect for fire fighters and ambulance drivers. the other group, not so much
i got cuffed maced beaten and had two cops standing on my legs and chest for about 10 mins. fat f***kers. it was probably in the wrong but i was 19, just a dumb drunk kid.
Old Jan 5, 2009 | 02:55 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

ok i got a couple stories..

i was riding back to my friends place after taking my gf to work and there was another bike goin the same way so we started messin around and i rock a wheelie across the LV strip which just so happend to have a bike cop sitting at the intersection. im at the next red light and he snuck up on me like a ninja. man was he pissed. he did the whole yelling and i hope u die for being so stupid and yadee yadee yada. he towed my bike gave me like 4 tickets then was askin me what tricks i could do. sucked so bad.

this is the funny one..

me and my buddy decide to go to the skate park on bmx bikes. (i used to race bmx) so were jus pedaling along and my buddy points out the cop and i said shut up. well lil miss lady cop looked right at us. i said watch shes gona pull us over. and sure enough she flips a bitch and pulls up on us. she tells us to get off the bikes and what not and asks us if we have any drugs. her words were "do u have any drugs on u? cuz i smell maryjuana. and dont lie to me i hate liars" we start laughing and were like what wear? we dont smell anything. so she asked for our id's i had her my military id and she starts searching our shoes, backpacks, rim of my hat. and when she goes to pat us down (which is illegal for the opposite sex to do) she was grabbin all over my junk. me being the witty person i am say do i get dinner and a movie too? she wasnt to happy. she said the reason she stopped us was because we were riding on the sidewalk. there was no bike lane and goes goin by at 50mph. **** that im not trying to get hit. so suposedly dont ride pedal bikes on the sidewalk even when no one is around or its a $180 fine here in good ol vegas.

i used to ride my race bike around all the time and i never got stopped for riding on the ****** sidewalk.

FTP!!!
Old Jan 5, 2009 | 03:09 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

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Pfffttt. I'm the coolest cop ever, look at my ride!

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isn't that an oxymoron?!!!!!
Old Jan 5, 2009 | 03:18 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

i have too many assshole cop stories to list. most of them are about Loudoun County cops (VA) and how they have no regard for the Law or Constitutional rights. They do whatever the *** they want and lie about it to justify their actions. Because of these fucktards, I have lost all respect for cops.
sorry to interrupt all the cop stories. i just had to add my
and btw...did i mention....
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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 04:36 AM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

when i had my old bike it had a gutted muzzy exhaust. I started it up infront of my house and was gettin ready to meet some friends to tear it up. i took off down the street and wound it up to redline in first and stopped at the stop sign at the end of the street. I got a ticket for "sounding like i was going fast" the **** of a cop who pulled me over got two more cars to show up before she even got out of her cop car cause she was scared of an innocent 20 year old college stundent. every cop ive met was a *****, if they wanna hold a gun and feel cool they should enlist.
Old Jan 5, 2009 | 12:16 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

man i could fill this thread up with stories of mine.. (pretty sad).. im only 20 and have had prolly over 50 tickets but one of the ones that stands out is when me n a friend of mine were drivin my (bagged lowrider) to my gurls house in another town.. n we juss so happened to drive through wut he called a "bad part of town known for drug activity" which in all actuality it wuz juss a black neighborhood.. n since this wuz a bad neighborhood my truck apparently looks like a vehicle that might have drugs in it? well we are goin the sped limit because of speed bumps n me n my friend saw the cop posted up behind a bridge gaurd rail before we came up on him. well when we passed him he sat there for a few seconds which seemed like hours because we juss knew he wuz gonna throw the blueberries n cherries on us.. well in the mean time were tryin to stuff a case of beer. a beer funnel, and a bottle of liquer behind the seat of a sinlge cab truck. haha.. well he finally decides to blue light us which we knew wuz comin. well by the time we get pulled over im still sitin all leaned up on the steering wheel cuz my friend has the bench seat pulled up tryin to hide all of our alcahol bein as we were only 16. so we finally get it stuffed behind there when he gets up to my window to ask for license n all that bullshit. n i got to get my wallet out n im so nervous bout the alcahol that i cant even get my license out of my wallet so i juss gave him my whole wallet. haha.. he gets it out n hands it back to me n asks me why am i so nervous n i tell him ive never been pulled over before which wuz the biggest lie.. i got takin to the police station at 15 for drivin with no license n havvin my speakers too loud but thas besides the point.. he tell me to get out of the stuck n step back to the tailgate. n all im thinkin is im goin to jail tonite n not gonna be able to get drunk n get laid haha.. well he opens my tailgate n makes me empty out my pockets n proceeds to pat me down n all that. then he asks the dumbest/best thing he could say.. he asks "do u have ne hand grenades, bazookas, booie knives or narcotics n the vehicle" i guess he wuz tryin be kinda funny to keeep my nerves down but he failed to ask bout alcahol.. cuz i told my friend if he asked bout alcahol i wuz gonna be staight up with him so he mite give us a break.. well he never asked bout alcahol so i never told him.. n it turns out all this bullshit comes down to my rollpan not havvin a taglight on it... BULLSHIT!! he juss wuz profilin my truck cuz of the neighborhood i wuz in but hell i didnt give a **** bout the ticket... i didnt go to jail... but later on down the road bout 20 miles i fly by a trooper goin 85 n a 55 n i looked at my friend n he says stomp it... so i did wut my bright brilliant frind told me to.. haha... n this truck would haul *** with its sb 350 but we hit like 140 n were only like 2 miles from our gurls place so we gotta damn good jump on him since were already goin 85 n he had to turn around but her house wuz at the bottom of a hill n when we topped the hill i turned off the light n screeched to the drive way n drove on down the drive way as he flew by with his lights on hahaha.... one helluva night id hafta say... n yes i did get hammered drunk n did get laid because of my crazy *** gurl thought i wuz a badass for runnin from the po pos...haha
Old Jan 5, 2009 | 01:56 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

soooo many stories...

profiling... going down the interstate doing a little over 100 in my old mustang with 3 12's in the back... top down, hitting as loud as they could. i see him with someone pulled over on the opposite side, so i back off, but didn't turn my subs down. next thing i know i'm being pulled over (i was doing 55 in a 70, so my girl could enjoy the night and her drink) and he pulls me over
-does all the original stuff, then says he pulled me over for sound violation (my 6th one) and i bs'd saying i didn't know the law was in effect while on the interstate.. and i got off... profilin!!!


another one, cinco de mayo, (mustang), pulled out of the hang out spot, lit my tires up like no other, then i see a park police.. iwas like.. he can't pull me over..
.. i was wrong... after 45 minutes of interrogation and sobriety tests he gives me a ticket for wreckless driving and past curfew, i was leaving the spot at 11:40 so i would make it home by midnight.. by the time he was done with me it was close to 12:30.

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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

Originally Posted by MsDiana
i have too many assshole cop stories to list. most of them are about Loudoun County cops (VA) and how they have no regard for the Law or Constitutional rights. They do whatever the *** they want and lie about it to justify their actions. Because of these fucktards, I have lost all respect for cops.
sorry to interrupt all the cop stories. i just had to add my
and btw...did i mention....
thats kinda sick
Old Jan 5, 2009 | 07:18 PM
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Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories

My A-hole cop story ended with pictures. But it was all my fault for the stupid **** I was doing by the cop. I passed the cop skitching and then he cut the blue lights on and I stood it up about another 50 feet and pulled over. Got a careless driving ticket and no license ticket, the other bike was for no license and tag, my buddies bike. 150 bucks for impound and 121 bucks for ticket. Learned my lesson, surely not.









Old Jan 5, 2009 | 08:27 PM
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When I was 19, I was charges with assaulting an officer (I was later aquitted because he didn't identify himself) But now when I get pulled over, one won't get out of the car until about 4 more pull up. Its a ******* riot.
Old Jan 5, 2009 | 10:33 PM
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i think girls get off easier over here because we're a little less common or something (as long as u get a male cop, female cops can hate us) but i got pulled up wheelying past this cop shop exit (on the other side of the street, it's not marked and i forgot about it) i was like ooooh nooo!! got real worried coz im deffinatly a woos about cops, so not bad ***...anyways i was nice to em, they're like why were u wheelying...i said i'd just done some work on my carbies and i was trying to test low first gear out, but not for the wheelies no sir! just checking my bike out not trying to muck up! my rego label was covering my plate as well as my exhaust apparently being too loud (not, just a stock yoshi) anyways they were going to do me for all three, then they go sit in their car for like 10 mins and come out and say we'll give u a defect for the numberplate because if you tried to register your bike with the label covering the plate like that they wouldn't put it through now off u go. all the guys said if it was them they'd have gotten done really bad they hated me haha



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