I got one that made me want to KILL!.

So im at the gas station pouring gas..( off my bike) helmet off... just chillin...Motherfucken CHP biker pulls in and lights me up (as im pouring gas) got a ticket for no mirrors. no plate, no reflectors. modified brake light, and modified exaust. POS even threatened to tow my bike away... at the time i was pissed as fucked.. and giving the guy some lip, but now that i think about i dont think he could of done **** cause i was at a fucken gas station parked.

the best part was i told him my 12 bar was a rear bumper.. and the guy was like "thats a good idea"
FTP:YEAH

 

Well they got to catch me first.. I have no license , no insurance , JUST a license plate. I have been pulled in my civics before for going 4 over the speed limit, my headlights where "illegal" when they are just jdm head lights.. Street racing, 87 in a 25, 52 in a 25, two general wreckless , few no stoppin at stop signs , exaust, suspension, a 61 in a 55, improper lane change when i passed someone on the shoulder of the interstate which i thought was wreckless haha.

 

I almost fell of my computer chair laughing when I read that! I got a picture in my head now of this fat *** cop getting a "rear bumper" for his Harley or trying to get the department to get some for the cop bikes!
OutF'nStanding I bow to your smarta$$ skills
I threw those up there cause some people have never had bad experiences with cops and I didn't wanna Seem like I just hate cops cause I am a streetbike riding bandito! I have done some dumb stuff but A lot of it is really funny and the cops could have at least talked to me like I was a person. And I always start with Sir n' stuff till they push my buttons with their asumptive questions and holier than tho attitude...

 

they always say they are taking it eazy on me but i always get tickets..

 

Damn! US cops are crazy. Reminds me of when i got stopped on the border for three hours, had all my **** checked out and got fingerprinted, all for going in the wrong lane. Then my little bro got a gun pulled on him by some fatass customs agent when he tried to get his gameboy.

 

cars or bikes...always a favorite with the cops lol seriously dude some cops take it too far...they seem to like to have u put ur hands on the hood of their car when its been running for half a day in 98 degrees fun stuff...always put the cuffs on 2 clicks too tight...when there was no reason for u to be in cuffs to begin with...hit ur head on the car when they sit ya in it...all that good stuff...anyways **** it...you didnt do anything wrong unless they catch ya.

 

this 13 yo kid sums it all up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCgO6oxNlu4

FTP:YEAH

 

^^^^^That was the most ****** hilarious thing Ive seen in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your the man.

 

the max vids are ****** hilarious

 

jsut got off another fun 10 hour shift of community service from my last encounter with the "MAN". If I got to scrub another toilet I swear Im gonna....... yep all that ****.

 

lol hahaha that was jokessss

 

dont ****** say that..i helped him. now im going to prison

lmao...

ummm i did a wheelie on a bandit 1200. and the cop put me in handcuffs cuz i pushed him while he was searching me. then as i was in the back of the cop car about 100 cars drove by cuz they were all goin to a street race. then when they were on the way back i said " i wonder who won " lmao

same cop got me the weekend after and said "hey ryan. im beginning to know you by first name, and thats not good"


i have lots of other stories too

 

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/206299

 

^^^^ That happened in Shreveport, Louisiana.

It is very possible that she did fall. Look at how symmetrical the bruising on her face is. It looks like she fell and hit her nose. If she would have been beaten, the bruising would be more random.

 

cop lost his job.......

 

^^^^ True. The only thing that makes me suspect foul play is him turning off the camera, and then turning it back and her laying in a pool of blood. Another thing that makes me think she could have fallen, is all the blood is one spot. I know if I were handcuffed and being beaten by someone, I wouldnt lay still in the same place and let them have at me.

 

HAHA WOW i was looking for my last post and thought this was me. and someone was ****** with me! the site owner on www.315riders.com calls me wonderbread

 

Karl, leave it up to you to start an ahole cop thread. lol. You still doing CS? How much more you got? That sucks. Anyway, see ya in a couple weeks bro.

 

lol my long lost twin brother, how you been?

 

funny ****. always wanted to hear that story

you got the fifties back huh?