How do you deal with Asshole car drivers?
07-08-2005, 04:45 PM
#21
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
I dont go extreme unless Its theyre fault and they SERIOUSLY almost hit me, if they cut me off a little where all I have to do is break a little fast then whatever. If someone cuts me off bad and I was speeding or something then its partially my fault why I had to break so damn hard and Im not that pissed.
07-08-2005, 06:09 PM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
i was nearly run off the highway last night doing 60, on purpose, some of the guys with us were trying wheelies, if i had a flapjack still, i would have busted his windows out...i hope that guy dies of full blown aids next week
07-08-2005, 11:06 PM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
horn, rev limiter, kickin in doors. Even gettin off the bike and hittin someone. Ive done all of them a few times. Cagers really **** me off
07-08-2005, 11:10 PM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
Man, today I was ready to chase this fat ***** down and strangle her with her own neck rolls.
She had a stop sign, I didn't. It had just rained 4 inches. Streets are wet, very wet. I go slow through the intersection, and she thinks slow means go. Wrong. I nail the brakes and the rear end slides around and I almost go down. She looks over at me while slurrping down a extra large slushy and gives me a bad look. **** that *****. I hope her arteries clog and she chokes on her own tongue.
-Max
She had a stop sign, I didn't. It had just rained 4 inches. Streets are wet, very wet. I go slow through the intersection, and she thinks slow means go. Wrong. I nail the brakes and the rear end slides around and I almost go down. She looks over at me while slurrping down a extra large slushy and gives me a bad look. **** that *****. I hope her arteries clog and she chokes on her own tongue.
-Max
07-09-2005, 01:45 AM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
it really amuses/pisses me off when people always look at you like "what does this mother ****er think he's doing" when it's obviously their fault; the one-handed victory salute is what I show the people who pull in front of me.
07-09-2005, 04:08 AM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
white lining in cali..., i've got **** thrown at me, cars swurving, i haven't got an open door or hot coffee thrown like i've heard stories about, and hoping off the bike is a regular thing. it takes a lot to get me worked up in a car but on a bike i lose my temper quick, there are some serious ******** out there 
07-09-2005, 09:27 AM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
Originally Posted by lowlux
gave the big **** you retard look huh?
-Max.
07-09-2005, 10:12 AM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
im usually im soo pissed i hit the rev limiter and start screaming "PULL OVER MOTHERFUKKER!!!" they dont ..so i memorize the car so when i find it parked i can fukk it up real good.----d 
the look on their face when they come out of the club and see 3,000$ body damage to thier "ride" iz priceless...---d
the look on their face when they come out of the club and see 3,000$ body damage to thier "ride" iz priceless...---d
07-09-2005, 04:45 PM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
Originally Posted by Trike250cc
dont the kicking and knocking **** off the car while on the bike make you loose balance at all? 
Not really
07-09-2005, 10:11 PM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
the other day i rode down to the gas station at the end of my road.. get gas coming back up the hill doing about 50 no wheelies nothing this old guy in a neon swerves at me... so i turn around catch him at the next light he gets out of his car with a pipe wrench.. so here's me thinking ok i havent said **** to this guy or done anything wrong and he swerves at me then gets out of his car with a pipe wrench... anyway he comes up to me and pushes me and i said what are you gonna hit me right here and he's like yup.. so i jump of my bike and laid the mother ****er out right in the middle of the street........ seriously why would you swerve at a biker then come after him with a ****ing wrench.... why?
07-09-2005, 11:14 PM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
Originally Posted by DerekLee
Ball bearings (about 1/2") work Waayyy better than change or b.b.'s....
second that, but you can carry alot more 1/4in ones!!
07-09-2005, 11:29 PM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
nah, 1 inchers, if I'm going to throw something at them I want them to remember me. There was this guy in a hyundai about a month ago in boston right up on the bike infront of me's ***, like 3 feet away doing 30, anyways we stop and he stop like 6 inches behind my friend and starts inching up on him, my friend turns around and gives him the look, then turns back around and the guy in the car hits his back tire, not too hard but enough to through him off belance. He got off the bike and went to the window and started screaming at the 55 year old guy with his wife in the passenger seat, the guy's all "you wanna fight punk," that's before the other 30 guys in the group pull up and surround the car. Light turned green, we went, he went, he swerved at us twice, we stopped at the next light, someone grabbed the keys from inside the car and threw them on the sidewalk and last I saw there were about 60 boot marks on that nice hyundai with no windows. Or mirrors.
Don't screw with sportbikes, unlike harley guys we have friends
Don't screw with sportbikes, unlike harley guys we have friends
07-09-2005, 11:46 PM
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Re: How do you deal with ******* car drivers?
I try to keep my cool because we really are more likely to get hurt, but I've been driven to remove a few mirrors, kicked a few doors in, and once I was so pissed I spit right through the window in the kids face. I can only take so much!!
