yellowjacket

try a little harder
or dont even bother
**** wit me and ill beat you like your father
i wont give you a raise because im too busy blazing my haze
i put you and pops in a cold refrigirated daze
boy im MR. Pimpy, yous just little scrimpy
your boyfriend told me you was always limpy

yellowjacket

oh ok, Zod i think we got a groupie
you work hard for your money i just bank and take the lucci :YEAH

yellowjacket

my fault i just got done getting laid
were you still trying to get paid
call me the debt collecter
what you havent paid six credit cards this whole SEMESTER????

zod

whats this you wanna see
im cool i can frezz
you would think working with freon was a deases
MR. pimpy like henry d Van Winkle ??
you fool your just stinkie
remember be cool just let your gaypride shine through
time to come out of the closet you fool

yellowjacket

that was terrible
oh what happened to zod?
me i get laid like a roll of sod
the jokes on you go get yourself a crew
MF the weed i get is always blue
i dont need you! your time has expired
i dont quit rhymin but i just retired
you suck and tomorrow there will be a fridge for you to duck
if your lucky youll do what i told you earlier and eat a puck you dumb CANNUK

yellowjacket

just kidding man that was fun we should do this again sometime

zod

your starting to sound like slim shadie well maybe
you bin at this since 95 hell
just tonight first time i got my game on
well maybe id just like to act like its grave
but no its more like taking candy from a baby!
6 credit cards hell yeh i got the scares
time to quite playin and all this hatin cause i no you be shakin

zod

ok

zod

GSXR Chic wink wink

GSXR Chic

*wink wink* right back at ya!

COOKIE MONSTER

UR A loser..I HOPE U FAIL..U KNEW ABOUT THIS AND STILL SMOKED.. UR MATURE..AND U PLAN ON BEING AN OFFICER.. I WOULDNT SALUTE U.. I WOULD FLIP U THE BIRD.."SIR"...

yellowjacket

No i didnt know about this. I dont even smoke bud except on special occasions. One of my best friends "Tuck" moved back to Kentucky and I smoked with him and a couple girls before he left. And i dont know about being an officer, I just plan on being a pilot so i guess that goes hand in hand.

P.S. And you will never see me but if you did and you flipped me the bird I would rip it off and throw it back at you

yellowjacket

I passed the test today. Not that anybody cares but heres what i did. I went to the grocery store and bought a gallon of OJ, a gallon of mineral water, and fruit pectin (the stuff your grandma makes jelly with). I mixed the OJ and water half and half and added half the pectin to each jug. I drank one gallon last night and half of the other one this morning. I urinated about a million times from all the juice and water and the pectin lined my insides real good. Im not sure how this works, but it does

RZR SHRP

Did you pass, or did you just take the test? They don't analyze the urine right there in front of you. You are a ridiculous clown and I predict that you will last about a year before you are dishonorably discharged. As a matter of fact, I got popped yesterday for a random UA. Me and the 3-Star General I work for. It’s random and the ENTIRE military is subject to screening. For those of us who are clean, UA's are no more than a disruption in your day that leaves you pissing the rest of the afternoon cause you load up on water. Once they notify you, you have no more than two hours to report to the UA Office. They give you no warning, you're just picked out of the blue. You have no chance to "clean yourself out". It's not a scheduled appointment, it's not a reschedulable commitment. You go, you ****, and you get weeded out of our military. Like someone else said, the Military spends millions of dollars to ensure our soldiers, sailors, airman, and marines are drug free. Sure, some smoke. I knew guys who did that ****. They just never got tested. I went 2 years with out getting pulled for a UA. You can do anything till you get caught. Remember that. Just cause you got in doesn’t mean your stupid *** will stay in.

fabes

I bet all the Marines that popped on UA's wish they had it like you guys. ****, we will be sitting in a room for class then all of a sudden they will walk in and be like " plans have changed " will not let you leave the room for anything until you have to **** or until they file everyone up against the bulk head for your **** test. pussypopper1, if you know you are going to have a problem quitting your smoking ( bud ) then if I were you, don't go in. Don't risk the rest of your life for that , if you pop good luck out in the real world with jobs etc.. It will be a lot harder to find a good one.