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i am going to take my physical next wednesday. this is to see if i qualify to be a flight officer. they said they are going to check my eyes and stuff. will i get a drug test? i smoke bud so i really need to know if i should buy some stuff to clean out before the physical. this is real important, any advice???

definately they will, immediate results. THC stays in your system for about a month

what should i buy? my buddy said to drink a cap full of bleach but id rather fail it :nono !

tsk tsk tsk :nono y don't you just wait a month and go again, give ur recruiter a bullshit excuse not to go, and quit smoking once you get in :rolleyes:

yeah im serious about this, unfortunately. i always thought drug tests were like if you were broke you had to quit or if you had a little money you could just go buy some stuff at the store to pass the test with :shruggs come on now i personally used to know some maines that smoke bud on the regular! how did they do it?

ever heard of random drug testing before?

Well if you are concerned about being caught that means you did not disclose everything about yourself honestly in the first place. In which case you are a liar and a piece of garbage and we don't need you anyway.

:cheers It's a felony to lie on any enlistment document in any way, prison term of no more than 5 years and a hefty fine, in addition to a dishonorable discharge which is comparable to a felony conviction

watter dude lots and lots of water and make shure its like your 3ed piss of the day works evertime :apimp
no worries :cheers
only thing is they might reject it cause its all gonna be pretty much water be carful

[QUOTE=zod]watter dude lots and lots of water and make shure its like your 3ed piss of the day works evertime :apimp
no worries :cheers
only thing is they might reject it cause its all gonna be pretty much water be carful[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes:

here's some advice go to [COLOR=YellowGreen]420.com[/COLOR]Sethey'll have all your answers.And as far as that water theory,don't trust it seen to many people get time because thet've tried the water thing.But there is all type of stuff out there to help,Carbo drinks,pills,an the wizzinator(fake dick to piss with).I know these work :cigarette

I was in the Navy...u better get something to flush u system cuz they r gonna test u!!!!! by the way good luck...hope u make it!!!

thanks for the responses guys and gals! i know now to take this thing a lot more serioius and i should be all cleaned out by next wednesday :cheers

is there anything else i should know about this physical, like they already told me not to eat anything that day but they arent going to do anything freaky to me are they??? thanks again, RK

Hey pussypopper, your best bet is to reschedule your physical. Don't believe what these guys are saying about taking pills, drinks ( ie Detox ) etc.. that shit does not work. They guarantee that your not going to pop for THC, becasue it addes shit to your piss to make the THC not show up. The miltary is not stupid, they spend millions and millions of dollars on U A . They know when your piss has been tamperd with, so then they will make up sit there and wait for 8 hours or more and make you piss again. Don't buy that shit, because I know people that have took that stuff and still popped. Don't throw your chances away of getting in buy using some Detox stuff. Just reschedule it. Just tell the recruiter you have to go out of town because of family problems and don't keep in contact with them. Wait after a month then show your face in the office. But if you are going to risk the chances the do the water method. Just keep drinking shit loads of beer and water. So you are pissing ever 10 mins, don't worry about what these people are telling you the it will just be water showing up. :bs
Just like Zod said, make sure it is atleast your 3rd piss of the day before you take the test. Before you piss in the cup, piss about for 4-5 sec in the urinal before you piss in the cup. You then will piss out the dirty shit that sits at the bottom of your bladder. Don't try and buy that fake piss, they watch you piss in the cup. Be if you want a method that will work guaranteed, then wait for a month and keep drinking a lot. You do need to get your priorities staight about your future. DON'T get cought flying a Aircraft and then pop on a U A . You will be in the BRIG faster then a wink of an eye and you will serve min. atleast 3 years. :nono Lets just say I know people that are serving 7 and 9 years. That was after they reduced the sentencing. ( no you are not going to go to the brig if you pop on this upcoming phy. ) JUST WAIT FOR A MONTH.

[QUOTE=fabes]Hey pussypopper, your best bet is to reschedule your physical. Don't believe what these guys are saying about taking pills, drinks ( ie Detox ) etc.. that shit does not work. They guarantee that your not going to pop for THC, becasue it addes shit to your piss to make the THC not show up. The miltary is not stupid, they spend millions and millions of dollars on U A . They know when your piss has been tamperd with, so then they will make up sit there and wait for 8 hours or more and make you piss again. Don't buy that shit, because I know people that have took that stuff and still popped. Don't throw your chances away of getting in buy using some Detox stuff. Just reschedule it. Just tell the recruiter you have to go out of town because of family problems and don't keep in contact with them. Wait after a month then show your face in the office. But if you are going to risk the chances the do the water method. Just keep drinking shit loads of beer and water. So you are pissing ever 10 mins, don't worry about what these people are telling you the it will just be water showing up. :bs
Just like Zod said, make sure it is atleast your 3rd piss of the day before you take the test. Before you piss in the cup, piss about for 4-5 sec in the urinal before you piss in the cup. You then will piss out the dirty shit that sits at the bottom of your bladder. Don't try and buy that fake piss, they watch you piss in the cup. Be if you want a method that will work guaranteed, then wait for a month and keep drinking a lot. You do need to get your priorities staight about your future. DON'T get cought flying a Aircraft and then pop on a U A . You will be in the BRIG faster then a wink of an eye and you will serve min. atleast 3 years. :nono Lets just say I know people that are serving 7 and 9 years. That was after they reduced the sentencing. ( no you are not going to go to the brig if you pop on this upcoming phy. ) JUST WAIT FOR A MONTH.[/QUOTE]

But on the same note, there has to be some of those Detox pills that work because alot of people smoke out here, and we have piss tests every now and then and almost nobody ever gets caught? I have heard rumors of a pill that takes 45 mins to work, and all of us know that all you have to do is say you cant pee right away and wait an hour or so, and on that note, I have never been able to pee for at least 2 hours, theres always a huge ass line, I cant recommend any detox stuff though, as I dont have a use for them.

do you know how much THC you have to have in your system to pop? Try 5nanograms. I got this info from someone that's a urinalysis coordinator.

I cant even begin to discribe how much i hate people like you. Lead by example dirt bag. People like you puck up the military for everyone else!

[QUOTE=Darkmind]I cant even begin to discribe how much i hate people like you. Lead by example dirt bag. People like you puck up the military for everyone else![/QUOTE]

well you better go ahead and get used to not liking me because ill be making way more money than you too! haha sucka :twofinger

[QUOTE=JOKER_OF_FFX]do you know how much THC you have to have in your system to pop? Try 5nanograms. I got this info from someone that's a urinalysis coordinator.[/QUOTE]

for people that dont know what 5 nanograms is its 5 parts THC per million parts of urine..you are absolutely right!

[QUOTE=PussyPopper1]well you better go ahead and get used to not liking me because ill be making way more money than you too! haha sucka :twofinger[/QUOTE]

now i like you even more :YEAH