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silent1 11-15-2002 01:51 AM

still high. like whoa. must sleep now. out,.

ProzaK 11-15-2002 08:36 AM

Who do you think you are Mr slick rick ?
look at you trying to think of rymes all quick
come to our board and steal our thread..
somthings gotta be fucked up in your head
i think you need to go back to school...
so u can learn words and bust a real ryhme fool
you talk all these skills, see you in redline's traila
you may have been scrapin but It's my mothafuckin apehanga
as for this wanna be pimp johnny danger...
no one knows your ass.. your a fuckin stranger
move to florida cause im mass u cant practice...
just wait till next season youll still get your ass kicked...
all those PRB bitches fuckin reak
u know im just clowing see ya bike week!

hessogood 11-15-2002 08:56 AM

my god what a morning, got up and drank coffee,
headache is pounding, feels like sombody shot me
I was thinkin today, I'd leave this shit to tizz-one
'cause I got so damn drunk, I lost my cell phone
I'm hearing this trash talked near and from far
heard DTE numba one scream we are PBR
thought this was high school, seein' his girl in his jacket
she's safe from me there, i won't try to mack it
got Rick PBR changin' posts for no reason,
if this was my country I'd charge you with treason
all that I'm doin' is bustin some balls
tony's all mad, says I'm to fuckin tall
got bri dte, his fat ass on a fiffty
but I stunted that shit like he couldn't believe
his stoppies were ok, but his wheelies was junk
that thousand Cee Cee, is another fat punk
we tear up his house, and drink all his beer
we walk to the car got more 30's there
look around boys tell me what do you see
again bri's in the corner yelling, you know who I be

ProzaK 11-15-2002 08:56 AM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DTE [/i]
[B]My Freakin Freestyle!!!

This comes directly to you from the PBR Compound...So if you don't like it, come see us and we'll take care of it!!!

If you don't know who we are, just come down and every last one of us will tell you!!!

[url]http://208.179.249.170/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3561[/url]

Johnny
D T E [/B][/QUOTE]

Whats all this shit... cant bust out in here
thats right we'll rip shit up no matter where..
your walkin around thinkin it dont matta us
kid get your ass back on the short bus
you think your a bad ass number one stunna
come battle this midget and ill fuckin run ya
yea im short.. keep on smerking...
while im drillin your girll your in the bathroom jerkin
pretty soon youl be photo shopin your no handa
pussy as bitch probly still believe in santa
Oh im coool look at me i got a PRB sticker..
shut the fuck up you fuckin window licker
uh huh its me the 5 foot assasin
try and bust one more time and youll get your ass kicked again

ProzaK 11-15-2002 09:20 AM

where the fuck is this little bitch KB
you about as cool as a bad case of some STD
got little warts all up and down your penis...
you probly got them from crammin cams anus
im just clownin with everyone dont take offense..
im just bored as fuck and need some suspence
i cant remember the web site where i saw your mom
i think it might have been blumpkin whore dot com

driving to jays, look in the back of the rodeo
Dumbass tims singing and dancin what a homo
talkin all the way there on his stupid nextel
fighting with some knocked up bitch krystal
I hope hes banging my stupid ex girl...
if your arnt tim.. give it a fuckin whirl
it aint that great... not a lot of fun
but what the fuck .. at least youd get some
shes horrible in bed... maybe good for a BJ thats it
hell squat over her chest and take a big shit
you talk to her all the time tim.. i just act like i dont know
to be honest... i want you to hit that shit bro
violate her, tear up ervery orface
just make sure when you nut... you aim for her face...
i aint gonna lie she loves it in the butt
so make sure you drop down a hole when u pound that slut..

ProzaK 11-15-2002 09:51 AM

THIS ONES FOR THE LOCALS!!!!!!!!!


yea im gonna start killin shit in mass
when im done your gonna have to wipe your ass...
look at this punk brian gillis
best not even try to grill us
rides around in his 82 rustang
your whack if u think thats gonna get u some putang
just go bang that blonde girl jess
out of all the plymouth sluts.. shes surely the best
everyone says she hasthe tightes little butt
too bad shes just another slut....
what about brians brother craig...
what is it about him thats screamin FAG
probly cause he drives that gay ass 4 cylinder
on the 1/4 mile fuck a stop watch.. get this kid a calendar
hi im craig and im all in love with ashley
"i need a cover up so the homo haters dont bash me"
no i didnt forget the fat fuck in the town
fuckin neil and rice what a couple of clowns
drive around in the gay ass crown vic...
kill the whole menu at wendys.. damn yaall are sick
dave so fat he sat on the fiddy and popped a tire
the only fat fuck around denies it.. what a fuckin liar
neil you almost as bad as him and u want a 600 to kill shit
bet u didnt know 600 was the size not the weight limit
take a moment to think about what i said...
its gonna take a while to sink in.. thats why your in special ed

hessogood 11-15-2002 10:22 AM

hi my names jay, I'm a skinny ass white boy
can't pay my bills but got lots of toys
ran from the cops and they beat my ass down
now I walk on my feet to get my ass 'round town
they charged me with everything they could think of to write
and my stupid ass lawyer says don't put up a fight
I'm a good type of guy, work hard for my money
Please Mr. judge don't anal rape me
I go to school every night, and work in the day
fucking tony, please shut up, I'm not gay
I drink here and there, ok every damn evening
I don't smoke 'the pot' that shit is deceivin'
don't fuck around, you'll be losin' your mem-ry
like teach's ass, got schooled at moto-gp
so that's my life story, besides pussy poundin'
judge told me last time, 93 north isn't louden

Jay Carnes 11-15-2002 11:16 AM

RM MC's dont fuck around!
Bitches come running when they hear the Sound!
Of the Fiddy tearin up & down the block
One hand on a bud light, other on my cock
Trashin' my House & drinkin' the brew
Come on over, and knock back a few
The partys in brockton, havn't ya heard?
We got a block party, Beer is the word.

jimmyjammer 11-15-2002 11:20 AM

Listen up you ankle bitin 5 foot asassin
I got somethign to say and listen how I'm macin
It aint my fault you hung like a hampster...no doubt
Those girlies scream and run when you try to whip it out
Ok enough about your little prick
Yeah alright you can call me a dick
Now we can talk about you being a midget rapper
Holy shit your small, I take bigger shit's that pile up in the crapper
Now we'll move on to tony's condo dot com
Register that shit already so I can post pics of your Mom
Now holy shit those pics of those young girls are pretty sweet
Thank god I saved em all so I can beat my meat
I may not stunt or hang with any crew
But I do know one thing this RM board is like a fuckin zoo
This RM zoo was started by this guy Tizoneeeeeeeee
I aint got no beef he's always been mad cool to me
Cam, Jay, Dumbass Tim, Tizonee and Slam
What the eff can I say your all "The MAN"
If i forgot anyone don't take any offense
This rhymin shit any easy tryin to make any sense
Not bad for a dumbass hick from New Hampshire
One think I know thank god I aint hung like a hampster!!!
Peace out homies playa's balla's whateva you think you may be
This shit was brought to straight from the Motha Fuckin KB

hessogood 11-15-2002 11:24 AM

jesus christ, am I the only one with some talent
tony's on my ass like he's tossin my salad,
write me a rhyme and show me some rythme,
fuckin ankle biter, gettin' so sick of him
slammed his girl once, and swore that I broke her
treated hooters girl like a 5 dolla hooker
I'm tearin shit up, gave RM some style
you should see the size of my DMV file
Don't think it's a joke, I'm really 10 pages
Now I'm in teach's basement, loading 12 gauges
you can step up to me, 'cause I carry a nine
won't break a sweat, it's not worth my time
you might want to know, some of this shit is true,
like my gun and my drivin, and I fucked hooters slut too

Jay Carnes 11-15-2002 11:25 AM

Im an icy hot stunna havn't ya heard?
Night time Im stunnin', day time a nerd
Crack a cold beer Up put in a wheelie
Chug the hole thing ya best believe me
1 handed drinking wheelie you have never seen
U'll want to lick my dirty ass clean
Ive got butt gravey & dingle berrys too
I dont wipe to good, havn't wiped in a few
Im a dirty Mo Fo I dont give a fuck
I'll rape ya baby momma & sell ya a truck
My head hurts and my stomache is turnin'
@ my house all you smell is tires burning
Im outta here for now gotta get something done
Lets see some more rhymes, this shit is fun.

shtbx 11-15-2002 12:00 PM

7 pages deep, this thread is off the hook,
muthafuckas from all around comin to get a look,
they lurk and don't speak, u know we all see,
ur just like a broad and squat when you pee.
this rhymeing won't stop, u know what im sayin
no talent ass pussys at home just prayin,
they wish they could drop lyrics like that RM MC,
but an icy hot stunna, they know they'l neva be.
im off like a prom dress, go find me sum tree,
like i say fuck the world, cause the world fucked me

Brian_C6 11-15-2002 12:04 PM

Last night over Jay's house was a good time
drank 30 beers & drove home....all the sudden that's a crime.
Now I'm at work fuckin off again
trying to think a good rhyme before lunch at 12:10
1000CeeCee's girl looks like a librarian.
With that tattoo on her back, I'm thinkin about breaking her in.
Just kiddin CeeCee, I got myself a good girl
She's from New Hampshire, she's clean and good for a whirl.
KB is still fat, and Tony's still small,
Don't forget HesSoDrunk, he's always looking for a bar-crawl.
Cameron is a big black stoned guy
1000CeeCee's dogs and cats fucked up my eye.
Had to leave quick cause I live far away
My buddy Steve's shirt last night made him look kinda gay.
This shit on the messageboard is getting out line
Wait until next summer..... all your souls will be mine! :devil

Lata,
Bri

hessogood 11-15-2002 12:41 PM

:lol

Jay Carnes 11-15-2002 12:54 PM

Bri's On FIRE!!!!!!

Gixxer_Princess 11-15-2002 12:56 PM

Bri that was fuckin hillarious.

:rolllaugh :rolllaugh

ME

ProzaK 11-15-2002 01:08 PM

Loook at Bri tearin shit up there...
bustin a ryhme.. like he just dont care..
killin stoppies like a nut on the TTR
rollin em down the street way past his car
HesSoDrunk crashin all over the place...
Dumbass Tim flippin stoppies on to his fuckin face
im trying to scrape the tail off the 125...
all i got in return was a big bruise on my side...
But everything was ok at the end..
cause we all know bud light is our best friend

DumbAss TIM 11-15-2002 02:22 PM

all this shit with "bri_RM " and MOP is gay
your all pissing me off listen to what i have to say
i dont care if your the best stunter ever
"i can scrape or role the longest stoppie"...whatever
why cant we all just get along
drink some beeaahhhs or hit a bong
i dont ride for any one else or to be a pro
i ride for my self and just have fun...ya know
so stop all of this drama and just be friends
cause if stunters cant get along with stunters watch how fast this sport ends.
so i hope you all understand what i am sayin
so cut the fuckin drama i aint playin


:cheers :cheers :cheers

Gixxer_Princess 11-15-2002 02:26 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DumbAss TIM [/i]
[B]all this shit with "bri_RM " and MOP is gay
your all pissing me off listen to what i have to say
i dont care if your the best stunter ever
"i can scrape or role the longest stoppie"...whatever
why cant we all just get along
drink some beeaahhhs or hit a bong
i dont ride for any one else or to be a pro
i ride for my self and just have fun...ya know
so stop all of this drama and just be friends
cause if stunters cant get along with stunters watch how fast this sport ends.
so i hope you all understand what i am sayin
so cut the fuckin drama i aint playin


:cheers :cheers :cheers [/B][/QUOTE]

Well said:cheers

Tara

Jay Carnes 11-15-2002 02:27 PM

TRUE DAT!!!!!


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