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Tizone & Jay Freestlye!!!!! Here is me & tizone board as fuck doing some freestlye. And, no. we are not serious. me - "I like to drink beer stick a whore in the rear I suck on 2 wheels, but what can you do take ur moms face & cover it w/ spew I sell cars, my jobs legit stetch out ur ass so my foot can fit sit back listen & hear these rhymes im only gonna say it 2 more times im whiter than white, im the brightest honkey Yo mother fucker is what they say when they pass me |
u want me to freestyle.. fuck i cant even spell freestyle.. the only lessons i got were from eminem in 8 mile.. i was at your house the other day...funny shit i busted a nut in your momma grill i couldnt get over it WHile im kickin out ryhmes... you walkin the street lookin fo dimes... MOP's O gay one should take his thumb out his ass and go get some he ties dog chains around his girl ... shit im gonna give that a whirl... yo MR M.O.P give me a couple OC's Ill hand em out to the Reckless MC's Fuckin head looks like a pumpkin.. ill make your whore give me a blumpkin Your a fuckin old time a take the fuckin sand out your vagina.. while your out on your 1000 im in your crib givin your bitch a poundin.... strawberry shortcake is a usual sight.. then i slam it in her ass and make everything alright |
hahah me again TTR's & Fiddy's & raptors galore I'll punch ur girl & then fuck the whore! ToeKNee567: "my moms a dirty cunt, this is a fact promise to donkey punch her, make that a pact take a big old dump & get a BJ Spin that one more time MR. DJ! me more dont wipe to good so i got some dingle berries goin' to jr. high & popin' some cherries Young, deffenseless & dont know no better get over here whore, & take off that sweater remember, you ain't nothing but a dirty slut bend over the couch so I can hit ya in tha butt aint no lube that im gonna use break out the kitty litter so i can de-fuse Pullin' ur hair and talkin shit you gotta a fat ass, i must admit gettin ur cherry poped couldn't be no better damn bitch, can't ur pussy get wetter? i dont care if ur 14 years old Keep this shit a secret not to be told I won't use a rubber when im hittin that spot blocks my load that I just shot In your hair & in your eyes, im the mother fucker that yo momma dispise if she gets on my case i'll hit her too keep it in the familly, and get me a brew got any sisters that are as fat as a pumpkin? tell em to come down & give me a blumpkin The rusty trumbone is my favorite thing lick my butt hole like a chicken wing **TIZONE** OHshittt... we got Wink 660 in da house Hell walk into your home and violate your spouce hes into the girlies who got a hymen... break em in the second he finds em usually right when they get off at the bus stop he runs over and tells them to make thier pants drop but the dont know no betta at that age... poor girls only in the 8th grade!!! Slammed 95Imp SS: ight i busted a nut im out wash t hat pussy, it smells like trout |
Next up is HesSoDrunk kids totalin fiddys left and right makin em junk looks like a homo in tha leather jacket watches gay porno while he wacks it hes got this dumbass bitch named jess trys to pay us all to bust nuts on her chest Dumbass Tim says sure why not I always wanted to tear up a balloon not stuffs it right in her fart locker then gave her the mother fuckin SHOCKER :eek: |
Dumbass Tim got some sluts in in the hizzy... bangin em with no rubber he dont give a shizzy got some crazy bitches bangin up on the door better go the fuck away u nasty whore kids thorwin back bud light like no other i dunno where he gets it.. must have a diesel mother kids a mother fuckin alcoholic trucker failed his CDL test twice in a row dumb fucker... but the fat kid with a broken tooth can ride a fiddy like a mofo.. thats the truth rollin bigger stoppies and MOP on streetbikes must be cause their a buncha DIKES!!!! what what |
11.00 @ night bust out the fiddys late night stunt show is off that hezzy beer in one hand , other on the throttle how the fuck do i wheelie & hold this bottle? neighbors come out like what the hell? HesSoDrunk is all bloody cause he just fell Tizone 12's my TTR and makes it look easy over comes my mom & you know she's sleezy all my friends get to hit her spot a busted old pussy and a crusty ballon knot i wish i could slap her when i see her all ways so drunk , all she does is slur push her down out in my street a fiddy over her head shit looks like raw meet endo the fiddys through the pools of blood im almost out, yo! tizone grab me a bud! 30 packs gettin drunk like whoa! all because my mother the hoe. |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ProzaK [/i] [B]u want me to freestyle.. fuck i cant even spell freestyle.. the only lessons i got were from eminem in 8 mile.. i was at your house the other day...funny shit i busted a nut in your momma grill i couldnt get over it WHile im kickin out ryhmes... you walkin the street lookin fo dimes... MOP's O gay one should take his thumb out his ass and go get some he ties dog chains around his girl ... shit im gonna give that a whirl... yo MR M.O.P give me a couple OC's Ill hand em out to the Reckless MC's Fuckin head looks like a pumpkin.. ill make your whore give me a blumpkin Your a fuckin old time a take the fuckin sand out your vagina.. while your out on your 1000 im in your crib givin your bitch a poundin.... strawberry shortcake is a usual sight.. then i slam it in her ass and make everything alright [/B][/QUOTE] WTF !!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HILIARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAMO LMAO LMAO My fucking belly hurts . KEEP THEM COMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
You got this faggot from MOP is a tissy that shit your feeling is jelousy you sissy! mad cause your boy tony got some skills & made it Smashed ur gixxer 1K & had to trade it 3 MOP boys smashing into the wall And a TL 1000 crashing i also recall Power wheelies & burnouts is all they pulled off Busted ass riders loookin' like sloth you know that mother fucker out that goonies These boys pullin' gay tricks out the boonies Beatin' thier wifes & sellin' drugs thats what you get when you see thier mugs. WHAT WHAT! |
haha that awsome Reckless mc's :D |
OMG no he didnt !!!! LOLOLOL I LOVE IT ATTA BOY !!! :thumbs :thumbs :monkey |
Welcome to tonys condo dot com the place where i will bang your mom the place where me and the girlies get it on come on in check and take a look once your in u cant get off the hook look over and theres 3 bitches in the shower look down and your pants are makin a tower bitches lickin eacothers box on my bed.. you dont know what to do just so you grab your head all these naked bitches makin u think lookin over at 2 in the pink and one in the stink some of them piss me off alot... so i just put em on the spot straight up shit on their slutty tits and take pictures of them shits... ill throw em up right on the reckless web Oh shit now look whos the celeb NOW youve seen the king of all pimps shown TIZONE is the king of the baddest ass throne :apimp :apimp For the record.. i am not a pimp :D |
last one for now.. lmao this is fun Rip Tides is the place to be... take a trip down and youll have to see walk in and the the prime plymouth ass once you see it all youll never let it pass grab a cold one and get down to the hurricane room where the fuckin woofers are slammin BOOM toss your bottle up in the air and grab that bitches ass right there... Fuck the bitch right there damn... im gonna take the bitch that came with slam stole jays girl tearin up the floor looked at jay he was headed for the door get all hammer by the end of the night me and dumbass tim will start a fight pissin on the owners escalade he comes out side on a firey escapade bouncers had to hold us back i almost kick the mother fuckers in the sac he came up and said he was was sorry we let is slide this time dont worry he came up and did what was right ... motha fucka see u thurs NIGHT |
who the fuck is this fag Crotch just a no talent assclown who runs hit mouth to much lives with his girlies parents like hes thier son fuckin faggot ride a god damn R1 breakin his back all day land scrapin i think him and O gay one might be datin ? Drives this pimp ass red rustang everyone tells him to get rid of the thang kids banging strippers like a pro fuckin loves him self a doped up hoe Fuck writing this shit u querrr im gonna go out and get me a damn BEER :cheers :cheers |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by 1000ceecee [/i] 3 MOP boys smashing into the wall And a TL 1000 crashing i also recall :laughing that is the funnyist thing ive ever heard... its so true hahaha....:rolllaugh |
99 drunk as shit... fuck it may as well take another hit cant write.... cant type.. got a flat.. why bother borrow a truck from my father... pissed off... fuckin net sucks lets kill adelphia... those stupid fucks.. IIM soo pissed you dont understand.. im about to kill some one with my bare hands... fuckin pissed at the dissconnect... if i found one of thier workers id break thier neck 25 ouncers all night... im about to pick a fight CAUSE I LIVE AT HOME IN A TRIALER... MOM IM COMMOIN HOME TO YOU Yo... yo yo.... went out with jay and mellisa..... i fuckin drank so much beer i ran to the pissa fuckin gregg drinkin some gay ass drinks... makes me think hes got those lips that are pink me and jay kill the 25 ouncers.... next thing u know we're knockin out bouncers.. tryin to figure out if the waitress is 26.. talkin bout stabbin her with all 3 of our dicks... fuckin jay calls me doogy howser... and im just thinkin bout mel and how im gonna dous her with a big fat nut on her glasses... i guess her and her 16 yo sis have the same asse lil school girl mel drinkin sam adams light im gonna end up slammin that bithc one night.. well whatver dick im out like a boner in sweat pants.... so kick the shit outta me next time yall have the chance.. |
WHAT the fuck happened to 660... he must have been a big pussy couldnt handle the bud light drafts... hes one of them who dreams of shafts... cant think.... need a drink... im about to goto bed.. but i got mad thoughts runnin through my head.. Moto girls got some fake tits... the kind that u just wanna shit... right on.. bite on... fuckin cillicone... gives jay a bone... i dunno what to think... im gonna go find some pink and fuckin kill it... spill it... its not tight enough for for my dick cuz shes a whore im just gonna leave .. and say bye.. dunno what to do... ill just go get high just when i think im gonna fuck it STUPID BITCH HAS A STINK NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo.. im out.. and my last few ryhmes.. i was durnk.. LATA.. whats your thought.. post em.. ryhme... u got lyrics.. tear it |
Little Tizone two inches, got all the high school bitches, piles 'em all on his bed, then puts that shit on the net, drinks himself to sleep every night, please just one more bud light stuntin bikes like a champ makin' my moms panties damp tony do a wheelie they shout, but he can't he passed out, here comes jay in a new escalade, got his girl with him to act like a maid, he smokes a tire and dumped his R one, it don't matta, that shit is fun he's blackin' out, it's gettin late totaled the escalade, on a goddamn dealer plate |
Jimmy Jammer dont know what to think of us were like thos pimps from the bang bus... riding around pickin up slutty little bitches.. tearin open thier assholes givin em stitches guys ridin a twin that fat fuck... sat on a fiddy and the mother fucker got stuck pedofile dreamin about bangin 12 year old girls... think about how he wants to give them all pearls... im trying to think of whos my next victem.. anything they say will be held against them guess it will be the black gay guy cam... constantly lookin for mans ass to ram bich faggot better stay away from me... i aint gotta worry... fags soo stoned he can see!! what what.. what what... anyone wanna battle ?? |
nice one jay!!!!!!!!!!!! ight - heres another MOP rhyme - must be a favorite of you all. Yo MOP - Yo Wheelies Is Garbage! That fuckin' Gixxer 1k ur ridin is a Salavage! I can't remember shit xcept the bike bouncin' off the wall Tizone & Reckless Methods Makin' fools of you all Wishin' that was you XSBA So you go back & snort a few lines of YAY tryin' to live life sellin' Ocean Cruisers Sounds like a group of wanna be loosers |
whats up with that fag burtonboars 32 give him a big dick and hell show u what to do... kids creepin the reckless board of messages dreamin about big italian sausages.... thinks he can ride that gay little shwinn he has... bring us out in the trails and ill hand him his ass hand it to him on a motha fuckin platter... give me a huffy... the bike dont matter your moms so fat .. shes gotta ride a trike... and your sister has no excuse... shes a fuckin dike.. you and all your faggot little friends will i kick the sit outta them , it all depends... for now i guess ill let u be dont break out the karate stance or ill go ape shit on your ass and youll obviously shit your pants.. |
Tizone's on a tear the little fuck! got so wasted he crashed his truck veared off the road & wailed a curb stone 15 year old bitches he loves to bone! They piss him off so he posts all these pics! Even the one that shows his little ass dick! The kid gets more ass than a public toilet seat See that bitch over there? She wants me. She's in heat Ounce for ounce, beer for beer he sure does keep up the little queer Fucking kid gets on my TTR and 12's it & I say Wowsa! 5 Foot assassin is fucking doogy Howser! |
look at this kid he think he got game writin' 'bout faggots when he's one in the same ridin a 6 doin' crazy ape hangers danced with jay's girl but still didn't bang her he's not tall enough to ride on splash mountain he so damn short, jay's pug tried to mount him he's got shit locked down when he's kinda tipsy but look at him sober, just a big sissy and don't forget dumb ass tim in the closet gave him some shit and the fucker just lost it fights with his girl like it's goin' out of style knock that bitch down, get rid of the child |
Its on you wanna be stuntin mother fucker... break out that R1 you fuckin sucker... i hit your bitch with a lil game... next thing you hear is her screamin my name... you think your a pimp on that fuckin quad runnnin your lip come on please i can do a back flip bangin out wheelies for days poundin a beer... anyone can do that u fuckin queer... remember that time you 12'd going 45 that was the funniest thing seeing you dive... kid gets up smashed up abd bleeding... crying like a liitle bitch thats teething... flip that fucker over and keep riding you prick and no one was supposed to know about my little ass dick... |
One night I'm down at Imps These two guys looking like pimps Ones named Jay The other Tizone These two boys if they only had known One's got a fiddy The other on a Quad Pullin crazy stunna shit OH MY GOD 15 deep into a 30 rack That's how these Icy Hot Stunna's like to Mac Two in the pink one in the stink I'm like HOLY FUCK I didn't know what to think |
Looking for me? The TBG? The Token Black Guy? Who likes to get high? Cyalatabye? Yup I'm here and it's time to speak Cuz I'm looking at this shit above, and it's hella weak. Try as I might to defend myself From that crazy fucking elf Tizzone He best get gone. He thinks he's the shit calling me gay But be it as it may He's MY bitch today. So as I slip in the backside Shattering his pride By giving him sublime injections of erotic errections I catch him smiling with delight Like an angel in flight. But wait, what's this? Oh, I'm outta time. So the fun must end. Much like this rhyme. |
ill say it once and ill say it again... HesSoGay is a faggot.. he aint got any friends trys to pawn of his girl to anyone thats near... shes just to cover up the fact that hes queer... him and cam, they lover to play in the mud.. to them nothings better than a mouth full of pud if i keep hearin your mouth you will meet your death stay outta my face you you got fuckin dick breath kid loves a good anal reaming... trys to roll with the big boys... now your really dreaming.. Look at everyone trying to compete... what the fuck are u thinkin... tizone youl never defeat |
In chimes the black guy like a god given right, thinks he can rhyme, thinks his shits tight, his attempt at tongue flippin' is sidda-dee-sa-sorry pack up your bags and go home to mommy I can smoke this kid even with his big ass twin, you need to stop rhymin' and go to the gym aw look at this my times almost out come back at me freestlyle or shut up and pout |
What did u say somthin, you wanna die ?? yea im talkin to u token gay guy come over here... im gonan jump up and punch you in the eye yea im a midget dont stop me from gettin my dick wet aww you all mad cause your gay lover didnt get over the drip yet ? yea so what im also a carrier..spread that shit HIV... everyone will have it in time youll see oh wait i forgot to tell u.. i got hepititous alphabet... yea.. A throu Z you think im kiddin... do u see these bumps.... deal with std's hospitals are for chumps.. now lets get back to the point right here... how many times i gotta remind you... YOUR QUEER |
listen to tony on his tough guy rampage all these slut girls I think he's got AIDS works for the town as a system admin he'll cry and he'll frown but he's not gonna win he tries to throw bows but he fights like a girl I'm rockin bright diamonds, and you're covered in pearl |
thats a funny picture... you and ice.. go back home and finish your rice... against me you wont win your gonna get beat... so shut up and grab a fuckin seat you lil kid.. i outta kick your lid kids lyrics are that of a 4th grader cause hes probly bangin the one writing his shit on paper keep hittin them lil young ones you pedofile.. im not gonna be the one stuck in bubba's room for a while thats right hes gonna rip your ass to shred specailly when your his bitch.. and makes u sleep in his bed youll be hold onto the head board eyes poppin outta your dome your thinkin nothing could be worse.. his dicks bigger than road cone shit none of yall can ryhme... until i see some shit im done wastin my time |
Faggot this Faggot that Makes me wonder where y'alls mind is at Maybe you really don't get any pooty-tang And you think all this gay talk aint no thang Please I beg you make it stop It makes me thing all you want is a 12 inch cock Midget this Token black guy that HesSoGay says "My face your ass is where it's at!!" All this gay ass rhymin's Got each and every one of you chiming Peace out and fuck that All this gay ass rhymin aint where it's at |
5'4" w/ a pair of heals Ain't got a truck cause he pop'd his wheels callin' the kettle black as he see's em drinkin a beer ur a fag, ur a fag, ur a fag oh and your a queer I think our little Tony might a closet pickle packer When his bitches step outa line he wacks-er The word im looking for is a Homophobe Covering his bitches w/ a big ass load 161 pounds the little midget wieghed A system administrators is what gets him paid Now i may be being to harsh on the guy might stand on chair & nut in my eye Nah, i just playin w/ a "T" Rip Tides tonight is the place to "B" Bitches & Bud light in the hurricane room tonight with any luck, me U & Tim will get in a fight Im out for now can't rhyme any more remember for the record, my moms a whore |
look at this chump pointin' fingers at us when all on his grill, a nut I did bust this fuckin kid, he drinks like a sissy his little white ass even fits on his fiffty you betta calm down don't want to piss of this boy look at you kid, gettin' played like a toy think I'm eatin' rice like some kinda slant eye you're thinking of cam, talk about high fell right out the chair and onto the rug passed out where he landed, got fucked by a pug you can try to diss but you're looking for trouble look in the mirror, weren't you wee man's stunt double |
since no one can battle hmm lets see how much more shit i can write about MOP wheelien' 1000 miles per hour bet your ass thats missuse of power best tricks the god is a god damn christ... your heads missin some shit if u think that will get u iced... thinkin your all bad asss chillin with drew stone... probly going home and rollin up a bone.. thinkin his new movies gonna have you guys thrashin... only thing in there is MOP crashin OG1 likes to crash alot on his gixxer u see that shit in worcester.. what a funny picture for now.. thats it... thats what i got to say just make sure if u see them commin.. get out da way MOP dont take this personal... if u read all the other rimes... i called everyone i rapped about gay.. lmao so relax:cheers |
Goddamit, why don't you two leave me alone? Hessogay and little Tizzone. Can't you two see I'm trying to do work? So chill out already, maybe you can go jerk Off to the image of my black anaconda That the two of you happen to be fond of. And while I'm at it, why you care if I'm queer? Wanna step to me? Maybe get near? I don't swing like that, you better get real. I'm 100% hetero, my dick ain't yo' meal. So if you'll excuse me, I'm real busy, ok? We should all drink tonite, 'cuz it's Thong Thursday!!! |
HAHAHAHAHA holy shit... i just got beat down... :eek: :eek: :eek: lol fuckin great... im laughin my ass off at work... ppl lookin around like im some kinda dork... im gonna think of some rimes pretty soon until then leave me alone.. or ill stab u with a spoon |
whos up next.. whos commin out the closet... oh shit here he comes now.. he just got an anal deposit walks into the bathroom and blasts a cum fart oh your ass hurts, forgot to use KY, danm your smart why do i rap about gays i dont know.. maybe im just a flaming homo... if u know me and u know my past... youll know girlies only see my wrath... that right 2" inches of fury baby does she feel it ? who knows maybe look at everyone beating me down... but guess where everyones comming tonight.. my town yea plymouth is the place to be thurs night... warming up at my condo fuckin right gonna pound beer like i did on my birthday pass out on the floor naked again i may but i know one thing theres gonne be some drinkin fo shezzy and all u pussys better have your drinkin shoes on believe me |
im fucking dying over here. laughin' like an idiot @ work. people dont know what the fuck im doing. |
lol i want more ppl to join in... if your readin this shit start rappin!!!!! this is fuckin awesome... next best thing to thong thurs.. lol |
Freestlye Fridays!!!!!! |
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