[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bri_dte [/i]
[B]Tony bangs little girls.... like ones who are 13 years old.
He says, "Why not, it's the only way to clean up his dick mold."
The only 12's Tony has locked down is the 12 yr old in his cellar.
He comes home from work and punches her in the collar
He stands a towering four feet nine inches.
His prick must look like a tiny pencil that everyone pinches.
He started Reckless Methods almost a year ago.
No one has ever heard of them so the team must blow.
I was going to leave this stupid retaliation shit alone.
Until he came on here starting shit by throwing me a bone.
I give props to 1000ceecee for putting up with his shit.
I bet next time Tony has a hard time finding that girls clit.
Probably because she's still in Grade school
and it makes him feel like he has a big mule.

I'll sign off with my normal "Lata"
Call me a fat bastard, but I'll see you all "Manana" (tomorrow in Spanish)

Lata,
Bri [/B][/QUOTE]


FUCKIN SWEEEEEET bri... im impress lmao shit had me rolllin..

Bri lays the smackdown! Daaayyyuuuummm!!!! :eek:

shits gettin serious in here, nah mean?

fucking good stuff.

only RM's got shit this tight....

I'll be accepting applications for the RM fan club

the only 5-page thread that's ever been worth reading

:cheers

yo jj kick it one time boyeee


lmao

youve been slackin... post somthing.. make a rime... come on lets see if u can bash me worse than bri did.. haha

This is some Funny shit!!!:laughing I cant stop laughing over here.

If i have some time later I will bust one out....watch out:D

Tara

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ProzaK [/i]
[B]FUCKIN SWEEEEEET bri... im impress lmao shit had me rolllin.. [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah... Yeah... now you know you got me hooked.
And when I scheduled shows their always prebooked.
Look at you all spitting off at your mouths,
you can all bow down now and kiss me where it counts.
My rhymes are Ill and tight like a 15 year old virgin,
I leave those for Tony.... she's too young to listen to me cursin'
KB is fat and round like humpty dumpty
What the fuck is going on tonight, I'm getting really fuckin thirsty.
Sorry KB, I shouldn't have gone there.
But unlike Tony's girlfriends, you have plenty of pubic hair.
This shit is out of line and I think I'm done with it
Unless one of you punk ass white boys comes on here and starts more shit.

Lata,
Bri

Where is JJ oh is purple your favorite
you think you got some shit fuckin save it
you and your no bike ass
you dumb fuck go back to class
OHHH i can do a 2nd gear stand up
fuckin dick hold your hand up....
look at all that skin and blood drippin
flippin that bike was a bad dream u were wishin
tumbled right down rt 44
thats why you aint got no fuckin honda no more
look at you , your cool now slam...
i think everyone is his #1 fan
you think your a bad ass cause u started this thread...
you need to get those parapalegics outta your head...
tongiht is gonna be afucking sight...
im gonna kick the shit outta u slam.. were gonna fight
Bri go head keep dissin reckless
shit u see next season is gonna leave u breathless
tara.. i wanna see this so call ryme...
i dont even know why your gonna bother wastin your time
your just a girl you dont know whats up
keep on tippin that redbull and vodka cup
if u think u can pull some good shit your halucinatin'
so u best keep on procrastinatin'

Bri my good man, tonight'll be off the heezy
we'll stunt tony's fiddy, and burn tires off the R-wheezy,
I got a long lab, from six to eight thirty,
after that we'll watch JJ drinkin his forty,
just like last week, I'm gonna drink diet diesel
and scream in the street, "this is how we do!.
but you know boys and girls, it's all fun and games,
till tim runs in the house yellin', I need some bandaids
but we got mel to go patch him up tight
and tony on here, to start some more fights,
As far as your rhyming, you know how to get jiggy,
but you can't rap for shit, who you think you are Biggie?:twofinger

Speaking of fat and round like Humpty Dumpty
When Bri_DTE does his stoppies,
His bike falls on him and goes bumpity bumpity
Ouch ohh no Bri fell down and hurt himself
At least he didn't hurt his stomach, ouch oh sorry I mean shelf
When the stoppie pimp does his, all he can do is fall
Rolls around on the ground all curled up in a ball
Bri_Dte mad props to ya......yeah that's it
Cuz your the bonified Stoppie Pimp yeah your the shit
Oh no here we go...."Do you know who I am?"
Yeah we know your the FAT kid, we pick on you cause we can
It's ok I can empathize
But godamn kid lay of those burgers and fries
Could it be that Diet Bud that you drink
Keep up the fat kid jokes I'll make you feel like a dink
Now I know we're all just playin
So don't get upset by what KB is sayin
Oh man can't we all just get along.
This is the end of my song!!!!!

I hear BRI-DTE in need to put a few back
Lets go over to Tonys & destroy a 30 pack
I drink & I Drink & I drink some more
Outta fuckin' beer - yo lets go to the store
Jump in my car, cold beer in my lap
I drive like a phsycho, Do I smell Crap?
A Sally mother Fucker not used to how I roll
I can't get caught again, Im fuckin on parole
Get to the packy & pick up another Rack
Habib @ the counter asking for "ID" wont get off my sack
Get the shit & its time to ride back to condo
Smashed up the beemer - lets fill it fulla bondo
Fuck it im drunk i'll worry about in later
Dont worry about Tizone, he's a player hater
Back in the condo & its time to drink
remember boys & girls - In the middle its all pink~

Im chillin here watchin all the lurkers of the board
sittin there wishin you could manipulate words..
thinkin about what im gonna write about next
probly about makin your 2 sisters have lesbian sex..
im gettin sick of going to work its some boring shit
HesSoDirty better get that checked out.. see that colly flower on your dick
you probly got that shit from jess' upper lip
haha now your going to the doc to see the infamous Q-tip
you wont be able to pee for 3 weeks...
its gonna bur like motha fucka when u take leaks
you love your 929 huh jay.. its the only one u like
let me have a turn.. ill out stunt you on your own bike
yea we should hit slams tonight with the xr
so we can watch HeSoDrunk lose all his skin on the tar
come on jay.... is that all u got, really ?
better call the ambulance kids trying to wheelie

uhmm ok.. kewl.. I guess..lol

cc intha house
 

ima pick up where no one left off
cuz i'm hibernating in my own loft
zoned out, anti to what you brought
ya weren't aware im a lyrical robot
I gots blocks too, so youd best shoo
fly and dont bother me
your new at dis
i can tell from the smell you
ommit from persperatin who's dis
a new caucasian attemptin at makin
the language sound funky
you got nothing on me tossin round shit like a monkey
i aint laughing cuz nuttin is funny
you flung poo one two many times now your through
not holdin up like elmers glue
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dat was nasty
im rollin right past thee
on my six hundo C C

all these rhymes u muthafuckas tryna be droppin,
i just play the background, steady pill poppin,
cause your lyrics are gah-bage, and you all know it,
gimme the light and watch a real playah flow it,
you may have your 12's and fiddy stunts galore,
but i gut ur momz screamin like dick crazed whore,
u don't like it when i talk about your momz so what,
alll she ever wanted was a big dick in her butt,
5 foot assassin, i'll give you a thrashin,
cause pickin on little kids, u know thats my passion.
1000ceecee, what u think ur soo cool?
i'll pimp smack you with the tool, just for actin a fool.
all u other muthafuckas bettah stay in your place,
cause ima krazy sumbitch just lookin to catch a case.
ya'll want my freaky flowin skill, but that shit don't come in no pill
inhale enuff of that THC, and sooner or later you'll see,
a flow like this, it just don't come for free
and you'll never be able to be, half the pimp that is me.
now ima go and blaze up a fatty blunt,
and dream of the warm days when i'd go out and stunt.
im bored as fuck and bout to throw a fit,
where all they playahs at, who wants to "party and bullshit"

My Freakin Freestyle!!!

This comes directly to you from the PBR Compound...So if you don't like it, come see us and we'll take care of it!!!

If you don't know who we are, just come down and every last one of us will tell you!!!

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Johnny
D T E

Umm, sorry. This is where the party started
Your ryhmes smellin' like i just farted
the RM Board is where the party originated
Im going to the barber to go get faded
we all just kickin it and drinkin'
Don't know what you all be thinkin'
rhymin' and kicking and flowin alike!
Eattin' the pussy like my shit was a dyke
PBR is off tha hook for sheezy
No handed wheelies yall niggaz best believe me
Wish i wasn't in New England for all the snow
Cold weather & raining which really does blow
Im drunk and done rhyming for all yall to see
When im sober - ya'll can't doubut me
Im kickin versus and flowin the shit
next thing you know, jamn 94.5 hit
playin' ever 10 minutes is my song
smacking your girly just wearin' her thong.
im done for the night gonna just go to bed
hopefully your mom will give me some head.:cheers

drinkin' and eatin is how we do roll @ my house
doing that shit like a whore in a blouse.
all these people showing up w/ a 30 pack
those shits will get drunken - that shits a fact
We got tizone & cameron & jay talking smack
we analize thier rhymes & give them a crack
Fuckin my girley in all of ur skits
I hope all of this bud light & chinese food gives you the shits
My neighbors they hate me w/ all of thier might
im tearin' ur pussy cause that shit is real tight
TTR's & fiddy's & we got raptors comming down the street
Complain about the noise & ur gonna get beat
This is how we roll on a thursday night
tell me um loud & there's gonna be a fight
Just sit back & chill & drink a cold beer
Yeah my dick is big - there not need to stair.

God damn what I night, I drove myself home,
Cam's on the freeway while he's smokin a bone,
Drank beers at Jay's house, and stunted some fifty's
Tim took my car for a ride, the bitch nearly killed me
We had a good time, and all the peeps feel me,
didn't know my corrado could do a damn wheelie
can't stunt for my life, don't know my own name
but who the fuck cares, I'm not lookin' for fame,
Had fun with you all, that shit is the bomb,
I'm out cyalata, on stuntlife dot com

\/\/3rd