Have you tried walking the bike to a few mph, then get on the bar, and brake and ride the clutch out a lil bit? Seems like that could get your bar sliding... instead of 100+ lbs adding to the friction point?

If that dont work, the "cooler" thing to do would be mount the bike start humping, rev it up, and just hump her to whichever way she wants you to hump her. My girl likes it from behind standing up, then lays down, rolls over and takes it from the side... Seems like a pimp'r way to roll her out of bed eh? but then again, my girl isnt 400+lbs.

 

push the ***** over!!

 

Man these guys are really tearin up your simple question.
Honestly though I can't park mine at 12 YET but I would say if you have the ***** to
mabye try standing on the seat/mid-tail with your left foot and right on the rear brake , give that bich some throttle , get er movin, tap your rear brake, pull your right foot back onto the seat area, then ride that mother into a seat stander wheelie, and while your at it have somebody video tape incase it does'nt work