HAHAHAHAHAHAH I hadn't even seen this.....

 

i mean who dosent

**** at this point

i do just to break up the monotony of day to day life

 

true dat. he works for food.

 

Bunch of ******* comedians this morning!!

 

mine made me chuckle

his made me laugh out loud

 

pretty sure i would just to say i did


http://www.heaven666.org/gigantic-pu...-head-4772.php

 

That's funny cuz it's true




























































I hate you, you ******* *******.....

 

you know it patna

 

I dunno....lil guy looks like he's got heart!!

 

hahhaa no but i did stay at a holiday inn express last night
































bwhahahha WAAYYY late but i still had to

 

wanna hear just how true that is......so last night I go to this pub with a couple folks from work for a guy that's leaving......so around 7:30-8:00 these two girl come in and sit down next to me and my boy.....ones slutty hot and the other is a beast.....so I start talking to the slutty hot one sitting next to me....turns out they're both 25....although the beast looks 45.....out of no where the slutty one says yeah I gotta be home by 9:30 cuz of this ******* bracelet....bitch pulls up her pant leg and BOOM.....******* house arrest bracelet.....she's like I just got out a few months ago......so my boy and I are like wtf did you do....she says it was drugs and assault and battery on a cop....so in MikeM form I tell her that **** kind of turns me on.....she says yeah well it's her (the beast) fault....I was happy blowing lines but this one showed me how to smoke it......my boy and I were cracking up......couple ******* straing up townie crackheads.....

 

i kinda wanna go fishing this weekend

 

watched employee of the month last night

 

im out to take my truck to get fixed


adam call me and keep me entertained with ur banter

 

what am I a clown, am I here to amuse you??

I would but I'm at work and can't really talk without being overheard....and I doubt it would be a professional convo!!

 

I gotta take a sam summer ****......I love that stuff

 

Get a real dog.

 

if we where prono producers it would be

haha im out

 

haha same way in my office...whad do you do?

 

i don't have issues i have a granola bar from nature valley though.

I run pretty fast, so someone would have to catch me to hit me with a pipe. I'm the gingerbread girl.