Wednesday
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Re: Wednesday
wanna hear just how true that is......so last night I go to this pub with a couple folks from work for a guy that's leaving......so around 7:30-8:00 these two girl come in and sit down next to me and my boy.....ones slutty hot and the other is a beast.....so I start talking to the slutty hot one sitting next to me....turns out they're both 25....although the beast looks 45.....out of no where the slutty one says yeah I gotta be home by 9:30 cuz of this ******* bracelet....bitch pulls up her pant leg and BOOM.....******* house arrest bracelet.....she's like I just got out a few months ago......so my boy and I are like wtf did you do....she says it was drugs and assault and battery on a cop....so in MikeM form I tell her that **** kind of turns me on.....she says yeah well it's her (the beast) fault....I was happy blowing lines but this one showed me how to smoke it......my boy and I were cracking up......couple ******* straing up townie crackheads.....
HAHAHA wow that's all I have to say 
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Re: Wednesday
wanna hear just how true that is......so last night I go to this pub with a couple folks from work for a guy that's leaving......so around 7:30-8:00 these two girl come in and sit down next to me and my boy.....ones slutty hot and the other is a beast.....so I start talking to the slutty hot one sitting next to me....turns out they're both 25....although the beast looks 45.....out of no where the slutty one says yeah I gotta be home by 9:30 cuz of this ******* bracelet....bitch pulls up her pant leg and BOOM.....******* house arrest bracelet.....she's like I just got out a few months ago......so my boy and I are like wtf did you do....she says it was drugs and assault and battery on a cop....so in MikeM form I tell her that **** kind of turns me on.....she says yeah well it's her (the beast) fault....I was happy blowing lines but this one showed me how to smoke it......my boy and I were cracking up......couple ******* straing up townie crackheads.....
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Re: Wednesday
for some reason i couldn't see the last page so if anyone asked me anything repost it.****** work computer blocked it. last thing i saw was when i posted about my dog working for food.
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Re: Wednesday
It was glorious.....watery with limited solids.....noisey, I got a chuckle out of another stall......but with limited splash back......and clean up was a breeze.....which is good because I need to restock my work baby wipes and I was without.....
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Re: Wednesday
that reminds me of a story. i was fishing one day at a local lake when i was in hs. this random other fisher guy threw out his line and the hook caught me in the hand...it was wierd. He yanked a hunk of skin off my hand. He said he was sorry and then tried to ask me out. He way gheeeyyy...so don't try that move, it doesn't work.
Instead try the, "hey bitch you're looking hot and I'm rick james in a white body...suck my ween now."
Instead try the, "hey bitch you're looking hot and I'm rick james in a white body...suck my ween now."
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Re: Wednesday
that reminds me of a story. i was fishing one day at a local lake when i was in hs. this random other fisher guy threw out his line and the hook caught me in the hand...it was wierd. He yanked a hunk of skin off my hand. He said he was sorry and then tried to ask me out. He way gheeeyyy...so don't try that move, it doesn't work.
Instead try the, "hey bitch you're looking hot and I'm rick james in a white body...suck my ween now."
Instead try the, "hey bitch you're looking hot and I'm rick james in a white body...suck my ween now."
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