Juca ??

 

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ac farias 20 yrs ago

 

It really does have a Juca feel to it though.....maybe it's just cuz most foriegners seem gay.....

 

it definitely does

 

So one time almost 10 years ago, i was in the market for a teenage ****. 17 is legal in ny, and i had 2 friends with 17 yr old sisters with hot friends, so we had a party and invited them all. This one girl showed up who seemed especially dirty, and eager for some dick, so we started talking and after a while we went to my room to smoke and ****. 10 minutes later we're sitting on my bed about to get started, when i hear some of my friends in the kitchen (at the other end of the house) yell my name and i hear stampeding in my direction. My first thought is that somebody set the house on fire or touched my dads camaro or something. I open the door, they pull me out and bring me to the garage, im expecting the worst. My friend says: "Thats not my little sisters friend, thats my little sister's friend's little sister!!!"
I started laughing and didnt even ask how old she was, i didnt want to know. I moved on to another one. Then today I found her on facebook.. Its a good thing i didnt nail her, that coulda been serious jail time. She still looks like a dirty little skank

 

She needs some whitening strips for sure.

 

id give her some whitening ropes

 

She really does look like a dirty *****. Also lol

 

excellent story.....and that's good looking out by your friends.....

 

I have horrible stories about seeing someone you used to hook up with. I don't know if you saw Mike, but I regrettably got my girlfriends birthday/day we started going out "723" tattoo'd on my neck when I was 16. Worst mistake of my life. Anyway, I see her like last year, 8 years later, and did not even recognize her. She's no joke like 400 lbs. I'm not even exaggerating. She's not fat, she's morbidly obese. Her arms are the size of my thighs.

 

heres a redneck modeling photo shoot.. 2 hot redneck girls, jerseys from their mens favorite team, a few cans of duff light, and billy bobs new camera

 

i never got any tats because i know i'll change my mind about whatever it is one day

whats the fat girls name? i wanna look her up and add her

 

She's not on facebook she's too fat and embarrassed for social networking sites. There's no angle that can make her look skinny, her head is the size of a ******* beach ball. She used to be a beautiful girl, like a solid 9. ******* gorgeous. I have no clue how you can gain that much weight in 8 years though, she's bigger and wider than the Giants offensive line.

 

I'd do awful things to both of them in their trailer!!

 

from what i can tell by their facebook pages, theyd let you do whatever you want

 

Also I'm the king of terrible tats, all my ink I got done before I was 18 and I was fucked up. I got a ******* barcode on one inner forearm, girlfriends bday/anniversary on my neck/ chinese symbols for "triumph" on my other forearm. Neck tattoo was the worst ******* idea ever, since now I work in corporate America. Casual fridays don't exist for me since I always need a buttoned collar to hide it.




The Death ambigram I actually like... I got it a couple of years ago. It says Death one way, Life upside down. Gonna get Love/Hate on the other one.

 

Also anybody wanna buy a Hotbodies slip on for an 08 GSXR 600 for $50?

 

more pics..







i like her style up

 

go mike go