I lift a lot of **** I shouldn't because I'm too lazy to figure out the correct way to do it.

 

the sick police chase(s) was after times square. and it was far more insane than anything they show on COPS. "from the movies" is pretty much how i would describe it too. the cop ended up driving into a store front

theres video of us rolling down broadway and through times square, but thats all ive seen so far on the net. ETP Kevin has footage of the chase, but i have a feeling hes gonna save it for his dvd

 

All jet skis turn like 4 wheelers. I wouldn't bother changing it. First of all you have to learn how to turn. I can jump right up to standing on my ski but still can't turn while standing. I've only got about an hour on it so far though.

 

or how big your friends are

 

you guys should really come out for it next year

 

thats so gnarly ... i will not miss next year ... i heard a squid wrecked right in front of the cop shop and before he could even get up there were 3 cops all over him lol

 

I should have been there this year

 

my big friends call me for heavy lifting cuz they know I have the engineering chromosome

 

lemme find the vid, cuz that parts sort of in it. you can see the guy is clearly on his way down, then the camera guy jets

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zaI_M_6G3A

at 1:14 you can see me ride by on the left. the squid eats pavement at 2:27

 

I want this but still really need to upgrade my DD first

 

Link up the video if you find any.
Are you really uncorrdinated or is it that hard to ride?

 

I don't like being arrested or having squids wreck into me.

 

have you ever stood up in a canoe? how bout one thats turning?

 

"The Knack" as Dilbert calls it.

 

Nice. I think I am going to get cut out fender flares for my truck next year. The right rear tire threw a rock of some **** into the wheel well. There is now a nice bend/dent on the wheel well lip that is rusting.

 

only one guy got arrested, and that was the squid that crashed in front of a dozen cops

everyone thats gotten hit by squids in past years has returned for more. tneck will be back next year fo sho

 

I've snowboarded in deep powder.

 

Ive jerked off in a fat girls underwear drawer. Neither action is closely related to standing up in a narrow boat

 

did you have a bookbag on?


hahaha that was an awesome squid power wheelie